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  1. #1726
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    These Guys At The Gym...

    Death Fart Guy
    Tight Under Armour Shirt Guy
    Leave A Bar Loaded Up While I Do Something Else For 20 Min Guy
    Militant I Own This Joint Guy

    Things That Do Not Annoy Me At The Gym:

    Yoga Pants
    The REALLY Old People Working Out...Love them. This one player that was in there the other day LIFTING had to have been 90. WIN!
    Yoga Pants
    The old guys at my gym are racist as shit. And they're hard of hearing and like to have racist conversations across the gym. Feels like I'm in a clan meeting sometimes.

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    MLB : "Opening Week"

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    Two incidents at the kid park this weekend.

    (1) Large map of the US on the floor that you can walk on with the standard state abbreviations. Kid asks his mother where Wisconsin is located. She stands on WY. Looks like both nature and nurture are conspiring to fuck that kid up.

    (2) Mother calls her 3 year old son "fattie" three times in a matter of 15 minutes. "You can't sit on that, you're too fat," "if you werent as fat you could do A, B, C" etc. The mother was unhealthily rail thin. Projecting her insecurities on the poor kid already.

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    The lady that was driving 45 in a 70 that flipped me the bird when we passed her legally on the way home from the ski hill. White older model Subaru Legacy with a Jazzercize sticker. It's a small town bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jma233 View Post
    The old guys at my gym are .....
    from a culture where it's normal to sit around a table in the locker room and drink tea out of china cups, with saucers, and a teapot, and eat hard candy out of a china bowl, all while speaking russian in loud voices, while stark naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    The lady that was driving 45 in a 70 that flipped me the bird when we passed her legally on the way home from the ski hill. White older model Subaru Legacy with a Jazzercize sticker. It's a small town bitch.
    i and the two cars in front of me were passed yesterday while in a line of cars driving home from the hill (RT 30, VT). By the time she swerved back in to our lane to avoid a head-on and slammed on her brakes, she was maybe a few hundred yards in front of us. She got to the turn exactly 12 seconds before we did, and we passed her on the highway while we were going about 75.

    Bad driving math is annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomCrac View Post
    MLB : "Opening Week"
    I agree... They should expand the schedule to 230 games played with a 50 man roster, followed by a playoff system - top 16 teams make the playoffs - best of 9 all the way. The WS should be first team to +5 games. The season could run over 13 months, and we could have "Opening Month" a different month every year...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
    Quote Originally Posted by pedoherp69 View Post
    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    The lady that was driving 45 in a 70 that flipped me the bird when we passed her legally on the way home from the ski hill. White older model Subaru Legacy with a Jazzercize sticker. It's a small town bitch.

    so basically she owned your ass

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    Sitting at the brewpub/bakery at Trapp Family Lodge. Two families roll in. They all order food and drink. The dads order beers. One of them asks how much for the Trapps Lager glass with the logo. Thats also what they serve their beers in. Bartender says Ten dollars and chats about the design of the glass etc. Family's finnish and the dad inquires about cost of a glass again. New kid behind bar says ten buck. The fucking guy then tells the new kid that the glass is now dirty, the one he just drank from, and says it should be 5 bucks and demands to see the manager. Manager comes out and says the glass is still ten with a smile. The guys says loudly to his wife and young kids " see I told you this place sucks and the service is terrible". Fucking asshole of the year. That shit annoys me.

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    ^ What a F'ING Tool!

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    It sucks that there are actually people like that walking around on earth.^

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    People that eat popcorn. This cunt cooks mircowave popcorn every single fucking day around 4PM and stinks up the fucking joint. Every damn day without fail. I hope she gets an ulcer from the fake butter. And she doesn't use the microwave near her desk, she uses the central one, so she drags that stench right through our area every afternoon.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    Family's finnish
    And you knew this because they kept talking about saunas or something?

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    Yup, I caught that, but they may have been of Finnish descent FWIW.

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    when you rent a room and the mon upstairs is blasting dubstep allinight.... i get it, your from fucking texas.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    And you knew this because they kept talking about saunas or something?
    Your lucky that never came up in jeopardy, the swedes are the sauna people.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Idiot aliases that misuse "you're" in back to back posts.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I went to a real nice restaurant the other week for my birthday. lots of people were taking pictures of their food. Not just one picture, but several from different angles. It bugged me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Idiot aliases that misuse "you're" in back to back posts.
    u sag iry.
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    I went to a real nice restaurant the other week for my birthday. lots of people were taking pictures of their food. Not just one picture, but several from different angles. It bugged me.
    Why do you hate facebookinstagramtwitter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Finstock View Post
    Why do you hate facebookinstagramtwitter?
    Maybe because he's a dude who's not gay and not born after 1990?

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    I have come to realize pretty much everything annoys me.
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    Watching two middle aged nurses eat their lunches like twenty year olds at Taco Bell at bar time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jma233 View Post
    Maybe because he's a dude who's not gay and not born after 1990?
    fyi: straight dudes care more about that shit

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    ^sad truth
    "4ply is so quiche"
    -Flowing Alpy

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