Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**vdRONdripper** · 01-15-2014, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

Maybe this belongs in the keepin' it real thread?

Attachment 148508

It takes a real mountain man to wear fringe and fur. Put him on telemark skis like he belongs, I bet he would eat your noviskocia duck troller dog for lunch bendyskiboy.

**bendtheski** · 01-15-2014, 04:33 PM

A true mountain man would see eating dog as a sign of his own failure as a hunter. Sensing his desperation and malice, Spartacus would flee like the dog in Jack London's "To Build a Fire", leaving mountain man to ponder his folly.

Where the hell is Hemingway when I need him?

**~mikey b** · 01-18-2014, 10:55 AM

Click image for larger version.

Name: ImageUploadedByTGR Forums1390064103.333694.jpg
Views: 1118
Size: 123.7 KB
ID: 148763

Who the fuck wears this shit?

**TahoeJ** · 01-18-2014, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Lady on lift pointing to west facing Tahoe slope with not one single flake of snow on it: "Is that open." So sad.

I keep waiting to show up in this thread. I said something like that the other day on the Funi and the reaction was a mix of those who knew I was obviously joking and then some gapers who thought I was a gaper but they proved to be gapers because they couldn't tell I was obviously fucking joking. So be careful, man. ;-)

**abe froman** · 01-18-2014, 07:54 PM

Riding the lift with a guy from NJ wearing Lib Tech pants.

"Yesterday was awesome. I think I ccounted only 11 snowboarders all day."

**that dude who did that thing** · 01-18-2014, 07:59 PM

Not a quote, and the jury is out between gaperific and awesome, but here's a crappy cell phone photo of a guy skiing in a tiger outfit, including full-head-covering tiger mask.

**Flyoverland Captive** · 01-18-2014, 08:58 PM

^^^ I've been known to ski in a pink gorilla suit...

**Shadam** · 01-18-2014, 09:13 PM

clearly its not tigger tom at the horse ...

coz his girth is 4 times that and he can no longer zip up the back of the outfit ...

**hawkgt** · 01-18-2014, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

Maybe this belongs in the keepin' it real thread?

Attachment 148508

pretty sure this dude is a reg at eldora, see him there every time I've been there

**~mikey b** · 01-18-2014, 09:34 PM

My friend's dad skis around Dodge Ridge in a Tigger suit here and there for no particular reason.

There was a banana at Bear Valley today. Not the same banana that skis at DR.

**old goat** · 01-19-2014, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

I keep waiting to show up in this thread. I said something like that the other day on the Funi and the reaction was a mix of those who knew I was obviously joking and then some gapers who thought I was a gaper but they proved to be gapers because they couldn't tell I was obviously fucking joking. So be careful, man. ;-)

are you a 50 year old fat lady?

**rog'smom** · 01-19-2014, 09:48 AM

Spoken by some east coast cunt who spent a winter in the wasatch once and is now an expert authority on the area.

"why anyone would spend money to ride lifts in a range with bc access so easy and plentiful has always been beyond me".

rog

**ianjk** · 01-19-2014, 12:06 PM

More funny/cute than gaper:

Little kids looking at a big pair of park skis with Look pivots sitting outside the chalet at out local bump.

Kid 1: (points at the Looks) Those are telemark bindings.

Kid 2: (With all the confidence in the world) No they aren't, telemarks don't have twin tips!

Had to smile.

**~mikey b** · 01-19-2014, 09:56 PM

I heard a ski area employee answer a dumb customer today "no ma'am, we'll be closed tomorrow, it's a holiday". Hard to tell if she got the joke or not, but the kid let it hang and she skied away.

**Timberridge** · 01-20-2014, 06:50 PM

Getting on the lift the guy next to me says "damn check out those bindings, you like to go old school huh, haven't seen those bindings in years"

The bindings in question are two year old Look Pivots.

He happened to be rocking Volkl Karmas mounted w Silvretta Pures. I did a double take and at first thought he was just messing with me. But I think he was serious.

I tell him yeah, I'm old school, I like to remain firmly attached to my skis.

**icelanticskier** · 01-20-2014, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by rog'smom

Spoken by some east coast cunt who spent a winter in the wasatch once and is now an expert authority on the area.

"why anyone would spend money to ride lifts in a range with bc access so easy and plentiful has always been beyond me".

rog

actually it was 2 winters there. one to check the satch out, and one more to tell me that the satch ain't all that. but you have spent 27 years buying alta seasons passes so you can stand in liftline for hours at a time waiting for that one n done chance at untracked makes you the true gapers gaper, mom.

rog

**Shadam** · 01-20-2014, 10:27 PM

so I'll addmit it ...

I'm the gaper .. yes again ...

coz all you fag skiers talkin bout skis n bindings n shit like its somethang we all should know ...

like ... pivot bindings ... does that mean you can switch them so you can ride switch ???

skiing is so last millenium n shit eh ...

**rog'smom** · 01-20-2014, 11:04 PM

My bad, the cunted bitch spent 2 whole seasons in the Wasatch. No wonder you're such an expert on the area.

Yea the wasatch ain't all that. Please for the love of god, tell everyone that has the displeasure of having to listen to you spew in person that the Wasatch sucks.
Please do your gayass blogzz and spread the word anyway you can all over the east coast that the Wasatch sucks. Hopefully that will slow down the mass LEast coast transiet fuck migration to Utah.

SKI THE EAST!!!!!

**Shadam** · 01-20-2014, 11:43 PM

sorry did this become the haters thread ???

or haters site ???

hate on me like your X-wife n shit eh ...

**icelanticskier** · 01-21-2014, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by Shadam

sorry did this become the haters thread ???

or haters site ???

hate on me like your X-wife n shit eh ...

mom started it, sorry. and where did mom originally tranny herself from?

you ain't a local, bitch! I never said the satch sucks, it's quite lovely even if a bit uni dimensional and overcrowded.

:-*

rog

**stfu&gbtw** · 01-21-2014, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by hawkgt

pretty sure this dude is a reg at eldora, see him there every time I've been there

Abasin too.. He's like a cross between Charlie and Jeremiah Johnson.

**let it snow man** · 01-21-2014, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by mitch_cumstein

best I've heard so far..

yes indeed

**Timberridge** · 01-21-2014, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Shadam

so I'll addmit it ...

I'm the gaper .. yes again ...

coz all you fag skiers talkin bout skis n bindings n shit like its somethang we all should know ...

like ... pivot bindings ... does that mean you can switch them so you can ride switch ???

skiing is so last millenium n shit eh ...

Boarding is not exactly new anymore either. Here's an idea for a ratbagger nostalgia weekend, leave the brap braps at home, grab some snowshoes and lay it down with some cut up 1"x10" 's and clothesline.

**TahoeJ** · 01-21-2014, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

are you a 50 year old fat lady?

Not yet, but there's always time... and surgery.

**hortence** · 01-21-2014, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Boarding is not exactly new anymore either. Here's an idea for a ratbagger nostalgia weekend, leave the brap braps at home, grab some snowshoes and lay it down with some cut up 1"x10" 's and clothesline.

How long do you have to soak or steam them to get that curve? Do they have staples, so your boots don't slip? 'Cuz that would be pretty boss.