Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Mofro261]

next time my homie and i go to PNW we bringing stupid backpacks with sandwiches

You bring me a sandwich, and I'll do the guiding.

[wolfelot]

Quit bitching back to the gaper quotes losers.

[wolfelot]

Douche Warning, This article exemplifies the typical non skiing tard viewpoint of skiers.

This is not a gaper quote, but it is a gaper article.

[oftpiste]

No doubt the public review of your day's video in the evening was made more uncomfortable by the crew!

I'm guilty of my own last weekend. While skiing at Gordy Camp; we're at the top of Peruvian, where Gordy says, "Let's hit the tunnel and ski the other side."

To which I immediately respond, "But Gordy, I don't have an Alta ticket."

Gordy: "Dude, that's still Snowbird."

I skied in shame the rest of the afternoon. My remark was so bad, it was punishable as an RBO at the Peruvian later that night.

[claymond]

That's not a gaper quote at all. Sure, it was a blast hole, but it still stepped down to the ground. Most blasts don't, even if they trigger a slab.

Right, bombs tossed in 6 inches of fresh above two feet of sugar on top of rock never expose ground around the point of impact

[Flyoverland Captive]

Little kid, to her friend:

It would be awesome to be a bear up here.

Why?

All-you-can-eat people.

[Angle Parking]

Little kid, to her friend:

It would be awesome to be a bear up here.

Why?

All-you-can-eat people.

Negative on the gaperesque nature of that comment. That kid is awesome.

[TahoeJ]

Right, bombs tossed in 6 inches of fresh above two feet of sugar on top of rock never expose ground around the point of impact

Okay, that makes more sense.

[vdRONdripper]

Right, bombs tossed in 6 inches of fresh above two feet of sugar on top of rock never expose ground around the point of impact

Here is one from TGR.

[Just Looking]

Son, college age or just after, to mother convo, apparrantly discussing Son driving outwest. Son heavy boston accent:

Mom: are you going to take your ski box?
Son: No way I'm putting a ski box on my truck, I mean I don't care about the mileage, I don't want to be a joey
Mom: Joey?
Son: Yeah mom, its an industry term. Only Joey's put ski boxes on trucks

[pipedream]

You bring me a sandwich, and I'll do the guiding.

As an east coast transplant, I'm best at guiding people to sandwiches

[Timberridge]

I'm in the shop and overheard guy demoing Kastle MX98's who brought them back in after 1 run.

Shop: Finished already?
Guy: I think they need to be detuned, the edges grab.
Shop: They are detuned, 8" in the front, and 4" in the back.
Guy: Can you detune them from here to here (points to the front of the binding and rear of the binding.
Shop: Under the binding?
Guy: Yes.
Shop: I can't detune them there
Guy: I don't like them, can I try the Bonafides?

[old goat]

Lady on lift pointing to west facing Tahoe slope with not one single flake of snow on it: "Is that open." So sad.

[rog'smom]

"the "trail" up WP could very easily be compared to or thought of as a snomo trail".

the rog

[NWSkier]

Fat guy on lift: "sure are a lot of people crashing and loosing skis in that deep snow today... Now I know what they carry those shovels for."

by the way the article about the Schumacher accident... Holly shit

[RODGERS]

"How long does off piste stay good?"
Bahhahahaha!!!

[jonesy]

I'd like to buy Powder ski boots w/ extreme skis.

[Brianskis]

"I ride at least 30 days a year and I've learned If you use the pink wax once and don't scrape it, it will last all year..."

[crank54]

Some gems in here lately. Nice work!

[Shadam]

I kinda miss the gondy for such crackers ...

but the best gaper quote is not even a quote ...

just the fact that the gondy cue at kicking horse can now extend into the car park !!!

perhaps if I went to town more than 3 times a month I might actually talk to gapers ...

[bendtheski]

Maybe this belongs in the keepin' it real thread?

[Phill]

Is that pedobear?

[bendtheski]

^I was thinking Manbearpig?

[gointhedistance]

In the chalet taking an afternoon beer break.... overheard a comment from a son to his dad after the father handed the kid $10.

Nerdy, bowl cut, 12 yr old, white kid says "Cash money, I make it rain up in here!"

[bendtheski]

^That kid's going places.