Shit that annoys you

[BmillsSkier]

Clay Matthews.

I'm sure he's the bees knees but man he's everywhere these days. Do they even have Zaxby's in Green Bay?

[Supermoon]

Clay Matthews.

I'm sure he's the bees knees but man he's everywhere these days. Do they even have Zaxby's in Green Bay?

Why do you hate America?

[cinnepa]

fukkin foot tapper, 3 cubilcles over.....

[jma233]

When you don't notice the Adam's apple until it's too late

[splat]

[mud]

The Ramones in a Cadillac commercial.

[Art Shirk]

The Ramones in a Cadillac commercial.

I dont think that was actually them, considering a handful of them are dead

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I get back home yesterday after skiing and have to rush to work in 10 minutes. Playoff football (GBvs.SF) is on and my roomate is watching the fucking 'star wars' marathon.
I ask him about the game.... "i'm not watching it"...ya, clearly, but I'm only here for 10 minutes while I get ready for work....I know your really wondering how 'empire strike back' ends but howabout you do a fucking solid and put the LIVE PLAYOFF game on for 2 fucking minutes so I can find out what going on! asshole...

Same guy that verbally hemed&hawed about giving me one of his cheap walmart bagels for my egg sandwich the other day, (as I was out at the moment) could you be any fucking stingier?!!?

[Art Shirk]

I get back home yesterday after skiing and have to rush to work in 10 minutes. Playoff football (GBvs.SF) is on and my roomate is watching the fucking 'star wars' marathon.
I ask him about the game.... "i'm not watching it"...ya, clearly, but I'm only here for 10 minutes while I get ready for work....I know your really wondering how 'empire strike back' ends but howabout you do a fucking solid and put the LIVE PLAYOFF game on for 2 fucking minutes so I can find out what going on! asshole...

Same guy that verbally hemed&hawed about giving me one of his cheap walmart bagels for my egg sandwich the other day, (as I was out at the moment) could you be any fucking stingier?!!?

Buy him some bagels. Spear one with your junk, take a picture and put it at the bottom of the refilled bag.

[~mikey b]

old men that wander around whistling

my fucking grandfather used to do that - drove me fucking nuts even as a young lad

[IVplay]

Old men (like over 50 old) that try to do things they did when they were kids. At a certain age it gets creepy when you cat call a girl....

[Art Shirk]

Old men (like over 50 old) that try to do things they did when they were kids. At a certain age it gets creepy when you cat call a girl....

Pssst, its creepy for the lady regardless of how old the guy is.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Buy him some bagels. Spear one with your junk, take a picture and put it at the bottom of the refilled bag.

Already Done. (Except for the junk smear) i Bought him a whole new bag. I mean, they're cheap bagels WtF?!, and its not like I leach or don't contribute....

Ahhh well; Kill with kindness I always say...( Until I finally resort to murder). The thing is i actually save my roommates hundreds by getting free supplies, food and alcohol at my job

[Meadow Skipper]

Old men (like over 50 old) that try to do things they did when they were kids. At a certain age it gets creepy when you cat call a girl....

Dumbass, it's creepy when anyone does that.

Edit: commonlaw beat me to it.

Furthur edit: splat is right - when it doesn't snow for three weeks.

[IVplay]

Dumbass, it's creepy when anyone does that.

Edit: commonlaw beat me to it.

Furthur edit: splat is right - when it doesn't snow for three weeks.

Relax, old man. I never said I did that.

Also awkward when ontario is showing up on the right bar and has more seasonal snow than lake tahoe

[HansJob]

That fucking stupid chant.

[IVplay]

That fucking stupid chant.

Here's an idea. Why don't you stfu and start your own thread.

[IVplay]

Trying to masterbate while having diarrhea, it's been real shitty.

[IVplay]

Fuck, it's really cold up here in t dot.

Thanks obamacare.

[Tippster]

Athletes thanking a deity for a win. Just... stop. God doesn't give a motherfuck about FSU.

[IVplay]

Athletes thanking a deity for a win. Just... stop. God doesn't give a motherfuck about FSU.

God does hate the SEC though.

[Meadow Skipper]

Old men (like over 50 old) that try to do things they did when they were kids. At a certain age it gets creepy when you cat call a girl....

Dumbass, it's creepy when anyone does that.

Relax, old man. I never said I did that.

Complete idiots are annoying too.

[Meadow Skipper]

don't you mean 50 year olds beating off in their mothers basement who can't follow the script?

Yeah, but my way was shorter.

[spook]

Athletes thanking a deity for a win. Just... stop. God doesn't give a motherfuck about FSU.

you are certainly on a bitter streak, chap. get dumped by another fourth tier 20 year old model trying to break into the business? "seriously. i know people."

[Tippster]

you are certainly on a bitter streak, chap. get dumped by another fourth tier 20 year old model trying to break into the business? "seriously. i know people."

Come on, give me more credit than that. I am the person other people "know."

The line is "I'll make you famous."