Shit that annoys you

[MMP]

she's mortified. a good friend of mine is in the loading dock/OH door business. He has quoted them many times and gotten the same treatment. A few weeks ago he was asked out there and saw that they bought something different than he quoted, cheaper, not the exact right way to do it, but cheaper. They wanted him to modify the dock leveler somehow. He said "this isnt what we quoted, you got a quote from someone else for a different product, didnt ask me to quote like equipment, bought from them, and now want ME to make it work? Forget it, and please dont call me anymore" Earlier this week they called and asked him a question. Buddy said "I have no idea what you should do, call your electrician." The guy said "I do the repairs myself and just need advice on how to do it."

We had a good laugh over that one

[Bobcat Sig]

I own a business. My father in law is a multi-millionaire, sick beach house, winters in Naples, 2014 BMW 650i, a slew of $300 jeans, etc, and he fucking grinds me up every time they ask me to quote work for his business. Gets quotes from piece of shit companies and insinuates that their, design, equipment, labor, service, and desire to make them a happy client is superior to mine. It's wrong and insulting, and this morning I told him to fuck off, do business with the other company, and like the last time he went with someone else, don't call me to fix it when your shit decision making comes home to roost.

His son works for the company, is 27 years old, and just got his wife an X5 as a company car in addition to the car he drives. But you know, grind me for a few grand. The husband of your daughter. What a dick.

/rant-vent

Bomb in the mail. It's the only option.

[MMP]

Bomb in the mail. It's the only option.

well ya, now that i already smeared dogshit on the 650 door handles

[Bobcat Sig]

well ya, now that i already smeared dogshit on the 650 door handles

You've done TGR proud, son.

[systemoverblow'd]

I own a business. My father in law is a multi-millionaire, sick beach house, winters in Naples, 2014 BMW 650i, a slew of $300 jeans, etc, and he fucking grinds me up every time they ask me to quote work for his business. Gets quotes from piece of shit companies and insinuates that their, design, equipment, labor, service, and desire to make them a happy client is superior to mine. It's wrong and insulting, and this morning I told him to fuck off, do business with the other company, and like the last time he went with someone else, don't call me to fix it when your shit decision making comes home to roost.

His son works for the company, is 27 years old, and just got his wife an X5 as a company car in addition to the car he drives. But you know, grind me for a few grand. The husband of your daughter. What a dick.

/rant-vent

It's being a multimillionaire 101. I worked for a dick like that in college. His son sold and installed pools for him and didn't even give him a discount on materials to install an inground at his own house. Being a cheap and total asshole make you rich.

I got one down, I just have to learn how to be a cheap fuck.

[JoeStrummer]

You are fucking his daughter. Hopefully frequently, and in creative and nasty ways. Graphic images of which inadvertently wander into his limited imagination on occasion when he is stuck in traffic in his 650.

He might bust your balls but sooner or later he will be staring out the window and suddenly see you inside of her, bending her over the dresser, holding a gin and tonic and laughing like a demon. In those moments, you win.

[Pow4Brains]

Use the goddamn fucking acceleration lanes you fucktards!!!!

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[Captain Awesome]

Assholes who put their carry-on luggage at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back. Thanks, jackass, you just screwed it up for everyone, because the people with seats up front have to work their way against traffic to put their bag above your seat.

[MMP]

You are fucking his daughter. Hopefully frequently, and in creative and nasty ways. Graphic images of which inadvertently wander into his limited imagination on occasion when he is stuck in traffic in his 650.

He might bust your balls but sooner or later he will be staring out the window and suddenly see you inside of her, bending her over the dresser, holding a gin and tonic and laughing like a demon. In those moments, you win.

pretty sure that narcissists only think of themselves (and their stacks of cash), but will conquer der poopenhausen just to be on the safe side. (sorry honey, it has to be done).

His two oldest sons are his spawns, and their circle of friends includes each other and their cousin, who has fucked up so many businesses his own father wont help him anymore. They sit around in their million dollar homes and convince each other that people don't like them out of jealousy, but really it's that they're assholes that were born on 3rd base and act like they hit a triple. I could puke.

[The AD]

Assholes who put their carry-on luggage at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back.

On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

[TomCrac]

Two more with flying .... After landing and given the ok signal to "deplane", everyone has to crush the isle, Me first, me first....

When at the baggage carousel, all those same fucktards have to cluster fuck themselves right up against it where if everyone just stood back a few feet it would be easier to spot your bag, freely move in, grab it and go.

Oh, and fat chicks.

[Tippster]

You are fucking his daughter. Hopefully frequently, and in creative and nasty ways. Graphic images of which inadvertently wander into his limited imagination on occasion when he is stuck in traffic in his 650.

He might bust your balls but sooner or later he will be staring out the window and suddenly see you inside of her, bending her over the dresser, holding a gin and tonic and laughing like a demon. In those moments, you win.

JoeStrummer, ladies and gentlemen.

Assholes who put their carry-on luggage at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back. Thanks, jackass, you just screwed it up for everyone, because the people with seats up front have to work their way against traffic to put their bag above your seat.

I always say something when I see that. Always. Fuck them. "Dood - you left your bag! Are you abandoning a suspect package?"

On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

because IF you have a large carry-on the earlier you get on the plane the better your chance is of fitting it in the overhead bin, of course. Also most airlines do not call by row number, but by zone, which has nothing to do with where you're sitting in coach (other than the exit row) but when you checked in or what your Frequent Flyer status is.

[The AD]

Also most airlines do not call by row number, but by zone

Not the ones I usually fly.

[liv2ski]

JoeStrummer, ladies and gentlemen.

I know...the guy and Hemingway write the best shit on here. I am always annoyed I can't remember their stuff to plagiarize later.

[Like a Boss]

I know...the guy and Hemingway write the best shit on here. I am always annoyed I can't remember their stuff to plagiarize later.

You just solved the riddle right there. Ernjoe Strummingway. Either handle, that shit is gold Jerry...GOLD!!!

[~mikey b]

SIGNAL STUPID!

[east or bust]

All the shit that accumulates on your fingers when eating Doritos or similar chips.

[Altaholic]

New York Jets

[Captain Awesome]

Stinkbugs. Especially when we have a warm day after a few cold ones, and they're all of the sudden everywhere again.

[systemoverblow'd]

Fedex and warehouse employees that don't put "fragile" on a box filled with the easiest glasses in the world to break.

On the bright side, I ordered a case which is 6 glasses. They sent me 6 cases.

[PNWbrit]

On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

I thought the newest industry thinking on this was to allow random boarding or actually encourage it by calling rows randomly?

[systemoverblow'd]

What should I call them... content whores?

Websites that promote articles and shit on facebook and other outlets that I actually want to enjoy. So I click the link that sends me to their site just to click a link to the site they poached the story from. Seriously, there is a giant market of awful websites that their sole mission is to steal others content to make money. It's awful.

[Hugh Conway]

clickbait/clickwhores/theshitthat'smurderingthefuckinginternet

[east or bust]

My school computer taking a complete shit a week before finals start. Said computer has everything I need on it since using paper is considered "not environmentally friendly" nowadays.

[Altaholic]

GoGapers wearing GoPros.