When you put a pot on to boil, crank up the burner to high and walk away without seeing the big blob of some greasy shit in the drip pan.
Or, when a moth crawls into the halogen lamp.
When you put a pot on to boil, crank up the burner to high and walk away without seeing the big blob of some greasy shit in the drip pan.
Or, when a moth crawls into the halogen lamp.
Or when you turn a burner (electric) on high and realize your water hasn't boiled in 10 mins, only to realize you turned on the front left burner for a back left burner cook? So! Annoying!
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Coming back to work after being out for 3 days and having to deal with 273 emails in your inbox. Seriously, maybe a handful were relevant to anything I need to really worry about. I've been at work since 8:30 and am just now able to actually do any work after wading through that shit.
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Nicotine withdrawal
Did the last unsatisfied fat soccer mom you took to your mom's basement call you a fascist? -irul&ublo
Don't Taze me bro.
People who cheer for non-live sports.
People's voices that sound like they are holding their nose.
Babysitting spoiled, little brats whose parents haven't taught them any manners really makes you think about dark things.
"4ply is so quiche"
-Flowing Alpy
Ineptly constructed burritos.
Burritos where they don't mix up all of the contents at the end so you end up getting a bite of rice, then cheese, then meat. Oh, how I miss you Illegal Pete's. Why does no one else comprehend this seemingly simple concept?
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Holy shit that is so true^^^
Not really annoying as it is pathetic. I was parked at Staples buying office supplies and heard my cars make, and color called. My first thought was that I had left my lights on or something of that nature. When I got to the front and there was an obese women that had parked next to me and she could not get into her car as she needed the full 45 degrees of door opening to get in her car and I needed to move. Both of us were in our spots.
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As I was typing this on my Ipad my knuckle hit the send button. It reminded my of an annoyance. When I am on my smart phone and am trying to read an article and there are a dozen hyperlinks all over the screen to advertisers and sometimes to various words or names within the paragraph. If I try to touch the screen to zoom and it seems like 1/3rd of the time I get linked to page that I didn't want.
Last edited by Ski to Be; 10-19-2013 at 01:19 PM.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
Having to look up stuff like "tl;dr", "astroturfing" and a variety of other "memes", including memes. If Interwebz english was a course in school, I'd flunk.
Silent....but shredly.
Trying to buy tickets to a show, see all the decent seats are sold out, see all the decent seats for sale on CL for double the face value.
Pisses me off how many people buy them just to resell on CL, fucking over people like me that got the invite late. FFS
My wife sent me this link, maybe it will help:
http://www.realfarmacy.com/the-terri...U0SpZc3evwk.01
Today I'm annoyed by impacted wisdom tooth surgery. I put it off as long as I could.
Celebrating with touchdown antics etc. etc. even when you have the worst record in the NFL.
Dude telling me how bad obamacare is because it is socialist, then proceeding to tell me how much he got from the unemployment office.
Walking a thin line there bud. I have one the well mannered kids who likes to point out all the little brats that don't have any matters. If that wasn't clear enough, she's a "WHINER"...."she's not sharing" "she only wants me to come over so she can play with the tablet". I'm like why the fuck are you friends were here then? Gotta love how i talk to my 7 year old...You can nominate me for worst parent of the year, but i dont live in florida, so you'll lose.
I dig fun touchdown celebrations, if you're winning. T.O. pulling out a pen and signing a football for a fan was awesome, so were the pom poms, so was the popcorn, so was the run to the star on the Cowboys field and posing while he was a 49er.
Defensive guys that celebrate every single fucking tackle regardless of score, or yardage gains, now THAT's annoying. Not nearly as annoying as unmixed burritos though.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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