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  1. 08-04-2013, 12:03 PM #26
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    I'm sure she'll tell you to relax, Benny, just relax....
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    Hey, you know, bottle of wine, a dozen roses, nice candlelit dinner, maybe a long walk on the beach under moonlight. You never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vt_ski View Post
    Whatever you do, don't wear a watch.
    How you gonna know when it's time to stop?
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  5. 08-04-2013, 06:39 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    How you gonna know when it's time to stop?
    im laughing uncontrollably, people are starting to stare. It's comments like this that keep me coming back.
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    Mods, can we please finally have a Fisting subforum.


    And please post pics of the classy lady... Took til post #33. Jesus...TGR has really jumped the fist.
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  7. 08-04-2013, 11:05 PM #32
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    i thought this was going to be about fishing
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  8. 08-04-2013, 11:29 PM #33
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  9. 08-05-2013, 12:22 AM #34
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    and I thought this was about fist fights ???

    wot is this fisting you speak of ...
    We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
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  10. 08-05-2013, 12:54 AM #35
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    Yo Benny,
    You may want to invest in a rain mac in case your lady squirts while this fisting is occurring, things can get kinda messy, just sayin..........
    If you can´t keep up, keep the fuck outta my way
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  11. 08-05-2013, 03:33 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Hey, you know, bottle of wine, a dozen roses, nice candlelit dinner, maybe a long walk on the beach under moonlight. You never know.
    Just watch the wine bottle doesn't break mid action.
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  12. 08-05-2013, 03:38 AM #37
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    I'm sure that Amazon can assist.

    http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Bush-Fine...aginal+fisting

    And remember to use the correct temperature range lube, if it's not up to performing in cold temps you may as well use climbing skin glue. If... on the other hand you actually have a live girl than just use a regular brand.
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  13. 08-05-2013, 01:03 PM #38
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    @Scarpa, do you think Benny could puncture an inflatable when he fists it?
    My money says "no"
    If you can´t keep up, keep the fuck outta my way
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  14. 08-05-2013, 02:04 PM #39
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    i heard op had dainty hands anyway so what's the problem? cows can't tell the difference.
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  15. 08-05-2013, 02:12 PM #40
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    Hey Spook, pull the udder one........real cow or blow up?
    My kiwi friend has an inflatable sheep, says it was the best investment he ever made....MINUTES of enjoyment!!
    If you can´t keep up, keep the fuck outta my way
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  16. 08-06-2013, 11:26 AM #41
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    Sheep thrills eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowvixen View Post
    My kiwi friend has an inflatable sheep
    A kiwi with an inflatable sheep?

    Have you ever actually seen his passport?
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........
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  18. 08-07-2013, 10:06 AM #43
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    @PNWbrit, actually, I have as a matter of fact........and he moved from NZ to Wales.....TRUE STORY.....make of that what you will
    If you can´t keep up, keep the fuck outta my way
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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