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  1. 07-19-2013, 12:30 PM #1
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    OK so it looks like I am going to need a bit of advise about fisting

    Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?
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    how about sand and death metal???

    but to throw her off, pull a mr rogers and change into smart comfortable shoes and nice indoor sweater before you start.
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    I advise you to learn the difference between advise and advice.

    I've never dated a girl loose enough to fist, but I'm pretty sure that with enough lube anything is possible.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    1. Don't use treble hooks
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    The Germans have got fisting down to a science.
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    Benny's ad-vise about how to appeal a restraining order? thread is surely imminent?
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    Benny's ad-vise about how to appeal a restraining order? thread is surely imminent?
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    Cross-posting from the "How About This Heat?" thread:

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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    I advise you to learn the difference between advise and advice.
    Whoosh. Congratulations--even Benny made you look stoopid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?

    Just hope she doesn't have man hands





    Or maybe you hope she does
    Last edited by irul&ublo; 07-19-2013 at 03:36 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Whoosh. Congratulations--even Benny made you look stoopid.
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    I advise you to learn how to spell advice
    ????????? Was just going with it, Pubes in Teeth. I imagine that's your Native American name.
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    Benny going all Last Tango in Paris. You'd think the guy has had enough butthurt for one lifetime.
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    Ha. Thank you, Marlon and Last Tango. Not only did my college girlfriend seen to enjoy that movie, walking out, she said, I'd like to try that. Loved that girl.
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    Whatever happens, make sure you play this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?
    Really? You should stay away from those interesting women. Otherwise, tell her to take it slow and have a safe word.
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    I came here to learn about fishing. Whoops!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    The Germans have got fisting down to a science.
    Pretty sure Sophie and her friend in the Fistmas thread are Hungarian and/or Czech.
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    Lube?
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  22. 07-20-2013, 11:29 AM #22
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    Well, Gordon here has a few tricks. Might work for fisting as well

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  23. 07-20-2013, 05:39 PM #23
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    Wow, can't believe I'm gonna get the pole position on this one...

    Der Poopenhausen...

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  24. 07-20-2013, 06:53 PM #24
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    Trim your fingernails closely, then file them to make sure there are no sharp edges
    Silicone lube > all others
    Use lots of lube
    Go slow. Knuckles are the widest part
    If you wouldn't fuck her without a condom, don't fist her without gloves
    Don't poke the cervix, that shit hurts
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  25. 08-04-2013, 06:43 AM #25
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    You are all assuming it is her about to get fisted?
    STFU, bend over and take it like a man
    If you can´t keep up, keep the fuck outta my way
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