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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 02-28-2013, 09:04 AM #1101
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  2. 02-28-2013, 09:14 AM #1102
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    At first glance the ladies might look a little rough but a closer looks shows no fake titties, not too skinny, and generally happy. I'd hit it.
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    Hey...I didn't say they were all playboy playmates with 100% fake bodies (NO THANK YOU TO THAT). They are, however girls that routinely have sex with each other and are into bondage and the fetish lifestyle. My cup of team, may not be yours...but I am guessing this offering to ULLR has made him happy whilst compared to some of the weaksauce in this thread.

    So, I guess your mountain town lives are more exciting than mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Is the first picture Jeffrey Skilling?
    Not sure, lol.

    Was a projector shining through windows into the back courtyard and that chick was dancing in front of it.
    You should have been here yesterday!
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    well done powtron.... ULLR is pleased and will grace you in your future....
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    holy eyes wide shut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    At first glance the ladies might look a little rough but a closer looks shows no fake titties, not too skinny, and generally happy. I'd hit it.
    I don't think they look rough at all. they look real and tasty; Ullr should be pleased.
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    This is divegirl. Legoskier alerted me to this thread and I have to say, powtron for the win. I like the girl with the big titties fourth from the left. You all do know that most women are bi. Muahahaha. Maybe we will post a few pics. Don't hold your breath though.
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    Pics in the making.....
    Also, why no women posting in this thread? We need man whore pics too, ya know.
    PS this is still divegirl.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    Pics in the making.....
    Also, why no women posting in this thread? We need man whore pics too, ya know.
    PS this is still divegirl.....
    Lol! God no dude pics! were all filthy wookies and dirty bags on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotCarl View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    Also, why no women posting in this thread?
    Best question ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    This is divegirl. Legoskier alerted me to this thread and I have to say, powtron for the win. I like the girl with the big titties fourth from the left. You all do know that most women are bi. Muahahaha. Maybe we will post a few pics. Don't hold your breath though.
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    Anyone who doesnt think powtrons ladies are sexy as fuck obviously has never gotten off toanything but airbrushed internet porn. I've fucked pro ballerinas and an olympic gymnast and the only women whos bodies dont have some flaws are airbrushed and plastic. Thanks powtron, I'm fucking jealous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    Also, why no women posting in this thread? We need man whore pics too, ya know.
    Because Ullr is a dude. Duh!
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    Perhaps the maggettes can make their own dudity thread. Lol.
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    I really really don't think the maggets want to encourage the maggots to start posting dick pics.
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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    Well maggettes are welcome to post their own pics in this thread, so I don't think the same rules should apply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    Also, why no women posting in this thread?.
    Ullr is a dude. Be very careful going down this road as we don't want to anger him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian View Post
    Thanks Powtron, it's snowing at Kicking Horse.
    Good to hear! Send it this way soon, haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    This is divegirl. Legoskier alerted me to this thread and I have to say, powtron for the win. I like the girl with the big titties fourth from the left. You all do know that most women are bi. Muahahaha. Maybe we will post a few pics. Don't hold your breath though.
    Finally some sense in this thread.
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