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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 02-06-2013, 10:14 PM #1076
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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    AnoN pics on the intra web inside an age restricted ski forum? doubt anyone needs to worry unless she is industry, or a dirtbag skier.
    Well, Some of us know each other and might know where to tag these photos, so I'm slightly hesitant. Along with my recent move to TN, I'm hoping certain fucking cunts don't have a good season. That is all. Hate me all you want. I would hate me too for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huck_Schmuck View Post
    Munch munch

    I never liked nose in butt reverse munch. Maybe put a towel there..
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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    Well, Some of us know each other and might know where to tag these photos, so I'm slightly hesitant. Along with my recent move to TN, I'm hoping certain fucking cunts don't have a good season. That is all. Hate me all you want. I would hate me too for that.
    Post that asian ass, we deserve it.
    Terje was right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    I never liked nose in butt reverse munch. Maybe put a towel there..
    You need cleaner ladies? I am been fortunate in my pussy harvest days to tongue slay some naturally clean and perfect vaginas, but there has been the occasion when you need to tell that dirty lady, here is a hot wet towel and Clean Your Ass. With a Dick Like Mine™, they always come back, every-time™, powdered and smelling great. Careless hygiene overlooked because no one ever gave enough that sweet thing attention in that area before. Some women are very deprived, either from lack of assertion, or just plain neglect.
    Terje was right.

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    Bump....

    Quote Originally Posted by Huck_Schmuck View Post
    How about dropping off something for the WB over the next few days??



    Please??

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    as long as we're complaining, I see a little bit of armpit vag ^ there...
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    Just curious, do you guys sneak all these?
    4matic and you are doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pow4Brains View Post
    Is that a mullet Huck?
    Focus...
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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    Focus...
    Indeed. Where's Tipp with some pointers?

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    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

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    Could spin CDs on them nipples! Nice..
    Keeping the British End Up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.
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  12. 02-08-2013, 01:39 PM #1087
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  13. 02-09-2013, 10:46 AM #1088
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pow4Brains View Post
    Indeed. Where's Tipp with some pointers?

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    Zoom out as wide as possible, set focus to as close as possible, and set the aperture for as small as possible - this will give you the widest Depth of Field (depth of things in focus) and thus the mullet will shine in all its glory while the tonguing of the puss is documented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Zoom out as wide as possible, set focus to as close as possible, and set the aperture for as small as possible - this will give you the widest Depth of Field (depth of things in focus) and thus the mullet will shine in all its glory while the tonguing of the puss is documented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
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    This thread is so fucking epic, I love this place
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  18. 02-21-2013, 03:53 PM #1093
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    Ullr...I thank you for the snow you just dumped on Monarch, alas I was not able to attend the festivities.

    To honor you, I will be posting some photos I took this past weekend at a Mansion party. You will not be disappointed.

    I am letting you know in advance of this post so you can conjur a storm of massive scale and historical relevance for this upcoming weekend, despite what the forecast says.

    I shall see you again tomorrow.
    You should have been here yesterday!
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    ULLR...you delivered, multiple days. Deepness ensued, my legs and body are trashed.

    And I thank you.

    Here is my offering from said Mansion Party:

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    You should have been here yesterday!
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  20. 02-27-2013, 08:36 PM #1095
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    Not gonna lie, man. The second picture has me questioning the legitimacy of said mansion party.
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    Well, you know, there's probably some pretty big crack houses out there. Maybe even mansion-esque.
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    Is the first picture Jeffrey Skilling?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Caray View Post
    Not gonna lie, man. The second picture has me questioning the legitimacy of said mansion party.
    This is not New Schoolers. Chicks in the their 40s might scare you.
    Terje was right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Caray View Post
    Not gonna lie, man. The second picture has me questioning the legitimacy of said mansion party.
    I always knew you missoulians were a bunch of fucking pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BraddA View Post
    Well, you know, there's probably some pretty big crack houses out there. Maybe even mansion-esque.
    Kind of what I was going for

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    This is not New Schoolers. Chicks in the their 40s might scare you.
    The fuck is New Schoolers?

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    I always knew you missoulians were a bunch of fucking pussies.
    Keep it. I don't want it.
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