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    Squeeze Them

    This is good news for lovers of the Mams. It's too bad that we only have 2 more days to enjoy this news.

    http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

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    What happens in two days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    What happens in two days?
    Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    What happens in two days?
    Mayan Calendar? End of the World?

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    Damn I forgot. I better get to squeezing, then.

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    "My hands cure cancer, here let me show you."

    -my new pick-up line

    Cancer ward full of hotties here I come.

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    Didn't read the article. Will heavy motor boating do the trick?

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    Another medical break through goes back to an age old rule.

    Use it or lose it.

    Teenagers the world over must be going nuts.
    I wonder if Hickeys falls into the catagory?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Titty hickeys?

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    Pouring salty cream down her throat prevents throat cancer.
    Did the last unsatisfied fat soccer mom you took to your mom's basement call you a fascist? -irul&ublo
    Don't Taze me bro.

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    God Fucking Dammit! I thought that this thread was going to be about Charmin!
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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