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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 11-27-2012, 06:17 PM #976
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    Dear Ullr,
    Please accept my humble offerings and grant Colorado some snow...







    Just broke up with her so I could go skiing. In other news, I need a place to live in Summit or Eagle Counties, ASAP. Lol fuck my life.
    The furthur we go, the stranger it gets...
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  2. 11-27-2012, 08:06 PM #977
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    Well done.
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  3. 11-28-2012, 12:07 AM #978
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    That's a great ass

    Nice..
    So local it hurts...
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    I <3 this thread
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    Ullr if you are real please accept these. To be specific these are an offering for Colorado. Please change it up for December and on. Also, if we see a change in the pattern there is more where these came from.....







    And another one...



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  6. 11-28-2012, 06:30 PM #981
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    The curves in that first picture are top notch. Ullr will be pleased.
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  7. 11-28-2012, 11:19 PM #982
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    Quote Originally Posted by cptpowder View Post
    Sacked up and went down yesterday. Defintely not as cute as I hoped. Glad I didn't become a skin suit or a gimp. Nevertheless no need to go back as SF has plenty of hotter girls.
    big mistake looking at her face. I'd be glued to that ayasssss.
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  8. 11-29-2012, 03:40 PM #983
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    [QUOTE=soups818;3825751]Ullr if you are real please accept these. To be specific these are an offering for Colorado. Please change it up for December and on. Also, if we see a change in the pattern there is more where these came from.....





    Toys in the background and curves. Screams MILF. Bravo for the married dudes.
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    [QUOTE=ncskier;3826822]
    Quote Originally Posted by soups818 View Post
    Ullr if you are real please accept these. To be specific these are an offering for Colorado. Please change it up for December and on. Also, if we see a change in the pattern there is more where these came from.....





    Toys in the background and curves. Screams MILF. Bravo for the married dudes.
    Good eye. If you can believe it that chick was 48.
    Last edited by soups818; 12-18-2012 at 09:27 PM.
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  10. 11-29-2012, 07:40 PM #985
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    Quote Originally Posted by ncskier View Post

    Good eye. If you can believe it that chick was 48.
    I got one of them at home, I am a very happy man.
    Click. Point. Chute.
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    Schweitzer opens tomorrow. Need more snow!

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    Holy what the fuck?

    You gotta give us some background on that photo...
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    How fun is THAT? Nice work, Ms. NickAdams!

    (Great handle, btw. Big Papa fan here...)
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    ^^^^^ Ullr, Todds has apparently sinned. Forgive us.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    ^^^^^ Ullr, Todds has apparently sinned. Forgive us.
    How have I transgressed? I am ignorant in the ways of worship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickAdams View Post
    Schweitzer opens tomorrow. Need more snow!

    you better have taken that fucking photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soups818 View Post
    Ullr if you are real please accept these. To be specific these are an offering for Colorado. Please change it up for December and on. Also, if we see a change in the pattern there is more where these came from.....







    And another one...



    Hottest body I've seen in here yet. Well done.
    All I want is to be hardcore.

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  19. 12-01-2012, 01:52 PM #994
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    Lets see if we can move the storm this weekend a little more north... Bozeman needs some damn snow...

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    Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Todds View Post
    How have I transgressed? I am ignorant in the ways of worship.
    Yeah I don't get it, looks good to me.
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    And the best part is how the snow holds her buttcrack, lol.
    Maybe he meant we are all just sinners looking for blessings from Ullr.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Todds View Post
    How have I transgressed? I am ignorant in the ways of worship.
    If that was not your wife/girlfriend/one night stand then you have transgressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boom Heir View Post
    Lets see if we can move the storm this weekend a little more north... Bozeman needs some damn snow...

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    You might want to go see your doctor. Your dick seems to be a very strange color.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cross View Post
    If that was not your wife/girlfriend/one night stand then you have transgressed.
    ...or if he shot it. no downloading randoms from the web.


    great posts. Nick adams: All a JONG should be!
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  25. 12-01-2012, 08:29 PM #1000
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    ...or if he shot it. no downloading randoms from the web.
    I am sorry. It was found on the internet. It seemed worthy and demonstrated snow worship.
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