The Gaper Spirit Animal

[stuckathuntermtn]

I realized that as soon as I posted it, but thought, eh fuck it. GoPro is kinda becoming the generic name for helmet cam. Sorta.

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[jonashka]

You guys need to get laid.

[concretejungle]

You guys need to get laid.

Your mom got tired and could only take on so many dudes at one time. You should thank the GSA since it has given her a little rest.

[justinspau]

^^^^^^ wtf?

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[Zeedashbo]

Dos go pros

[Diamond Joe]

blasphemy

I'm with alpy "In GSA we trust" blah blah blah..

Its fucking retarded. what the FUCK are you guys still even talking about here??!?! I cant believe that this thread now encompasses almost NINETY PAGES of complete bullshit.

Like the JONG said one page earlier. You guys need to get laid. Or, even better, we need some fucking SNOW

[garyfromterrace]

I'm with alpy "In GSA we trust" blah blah blah..

Its fucking retarded. what the FUCK are you guys still even talking about here??!?! I cant believe that this thread now encompasses almost NINETY PAGES of complete bullshit.

Like the JONG said one page earlier. You guys need to get laid. Or, even better, we need some fucking SNOW

Well diamond joe, you're right. I do need to get laid, and we do need MORE snow here. On other points you're just plain wrong. You see son, there's way less than NINETY PAGES of complete bullshit. Way. I would in fact suggest that the bullshit over the 90 pages could be distributed thus:

absolute complete and utter bullshit - 7 pages (8%)
absolute bullshit - 9 pages (10%)
complete bullshit - 11 pages (11%)
wet my pants funny - 4 pages (4%)
guffaw occasionally - 6 pages (6%)
multiple snicker - 4 pages (4%)
occasional snicker - 14 pages (16%)
epiphany inducing - 6 pages (6%)
multiple epiphany inducing - 3 pages (3%)
self-reflective - 1 page (1%)
inspirational - 1 page (1%)
spritual - 10 pages (11%)

As you can clearly see the thread is nowhere near the bullshit thresholds that you suggest.

Further, it's not fucking retarded. Your talking about my new religion here man, a little respect please.

Lastly, YOU should go skiing, you're way too tightly wound, if there a lack of snow where you are you should go find some. This thread is win, now quit your damn whining.

[guroo270]

that was more about the bullshit shirt and what it may portend


there's been some strong tributes in here:

This is my favorite. Def. top box worthy.

[TahoeJ]

Further, it's not fucking retarded. Your talking about my new religion here man, a little respect please.

Well, they once said the same thing about Scientology and Mormonism and now-- okay, I kind of see his point. There were some gold nuggets early on in this thread (the snowboard sinner photo was priceless) but I'm kind of amazed it's still going. I think maybe it's time to move on...

[ACH]

Well diamond joe, you're right. I do need to get laid, and we do need MORE snow here. On other points you're just plain wrong. You see son, there's way less than NINETY PAGES of complete bullshit. Way. I would in fact suggest that the bullshit over the 90 pages could be distributed thus:

absolute complete and utter bullshit - 7 pages (8%)
absolute bullshit - 9 pages (10%)
complete bullshit - 11 pages (11%)
wet my pants funny - 4 pages (4%)
guffaw occasionally - 6 pages (6%)
multiple snicker - 4 pages (4%)
occasional snicker - 14 pages (16%)
epiphany inducing - 6 pages (6%)
multiple epiphany inducing - 3 pages (3%)
self-reflective - 1 page (1%)
inspirational - 1 page (1%)
spritual - 10 pages (11%)

As you can clearly see the thread is nowhere near the bullshit thresholds that you suggest.

Further, it's not fucking retarded. Your talking about my new religion here man, a little respect please.

Lastly, YOU should go skiing, you're way too tightly wound, if there a lack of snow where you are you should go find some. This thread is win, now quit your damn whining.

Heh, nice breakdown there Gary (further proof of your first point ).
GSA is as much a part of this place as anything I recon.
It doesn't surprise me that this thread is still going, it's been a good source for some decent humor and
it's only been roughly a year since started, and a lot of us are still waiting for snow to accumulate this season (i.e. time on our hands)
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[spook]

GSA is as much a part of this place as anything I recon.

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that's sad.

[daviski]

YOU'RE SAD (see what i did there, I got limitless moves)

[b0ardski]

There were some gold nuggets early on in this thread (the snowboard sinner photo was priceless) but I'm kind of amazed it's still going. I think maybe it's time to move on...

you can't move on from the gaper within, no matter where you go there you are

[Piggity]

you can't move on from the gaper within, no matter where you go there you are

Well said, I'm a believer

[baron]

I'm with alpy "In GSA we trust" blah blah blah..

Its fucking retarded. what the FUCK are you guys still even talking about here??!?! I cant believe that this thread now encompasses almost NINETY PAGES of complete bullshit.

Like the JONG said one page earlier. You guys need to get laid. Or, even better, we need some fucking SNOW

KUDOS ,....these guys are the ones who get kicked, while down, in the MOSHPIT

[b0ardski]

I'm waaay too old for mosh pits

[Ski to Be]

At least 8-10 of the pages are some of the funniest reading ever on TGR. The creativity of the collective was at its best for the first 40 pages before it turned to drivel and bickering. It is because of those 8-10 pages that this is one of the all time most viewed threads on TGR.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Hi maggots! This thread shows an incredible lack of maturity, making so much fun of someone who clearly is infatuated with the pastime we all love and cherish is really an embarrassment to TGR. The stalking, ridicule, and juvenile seventh-grader sniping has clearly crossed the line and I am asking you all to stand back and take a look at how childish this all is.
I also would like to take this opportunity to formally invite all reading this to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados at http://forums.alpinezone.com/. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and Newschoolers and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

You don't get it.

[spook]

It is because of those 8-10 pages that this is one of the all time most viewed threads on TGR.

i thought it was because the average age of the reader here dropped to 23 after rob story.

[stuckathuntermtn]

And look, he deleted it, even after I quoted him!

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[Hott Butt Mud]

I think it's time to move this thread to the HoF and let it die.

[The Dad]

You don't get it.

Actually, your parodimeter is on the fritz.

[Soups]

I think it's time to move this thread to the HoF and let it die.

It was at one point. Then the whole "lawyer" debacle happened, the thread was deleted, then undeleted and placed back in the main forum. Unless something awesome happens, like Pat said would, this needs to be locked and go to the HoF. It's getting to the point that the majority of this thread is tha gheyness.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Actually, your parodimeter is on the fritz.

Parody is strictly VERBODEN!

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[My Pet Powder Goat]

And look, he deleted it, even after I quoted him!

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Maybe you could just sit back, shut up, and let him do what he does best without jumping on his Dick?