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    Subaru declares itself the official vehicle of the zombie apocalypse

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    I sorta prefer this "real conditions" video.

    Watch that silly CRV!! I think they had a RAV4 in that lot as well, that wasn't exactly flying through that snow.

    For 'passenger car' type AWDs, I prefer tire-cables over tire-chains...due to clearance issues.

    But the vehicle I REALLY prefer in such circumstances is my own 'oldy but very goody' Land Rover. With decent tread and in 4WD, no need to back and forth...I would have just driven forward and out.

    NONE of those tires were really decent snow tires for deeper snow. Makes a HUGE difference!!!

    But with those particuloar cars in that lot...I agree with video...the Subie WINS!



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    My 4600lb Mercedes SUV makes my old Forester seem like a joke in deep snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by karpiel View Post
    My 4600lb Mercedes SUV makes my old Forester seem like a joke in deep snow.
    4600lb Mercedes SUV???? You must surely be talking about one of those Gelandewagons, then. Lemmee guess....it's either black or silver, because I've never seen one in the US that is not one of those two colors. The G-wagons are well-made units, though.

    You're talking about one of these, right?



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    Official vehicle to puss out and run away. Be a man and kill some zombies. I was pretty disappointed he didn't power slide through them after he threw the bat away. A mad max armored subaru power sliding through a huge parking lot scattered with zombies would be fucking commercial gold, hire me subaru.

    I saw one of those g wagons in yellow once AR.
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    I believe there is a longer cut of that clip which does involve the use of wipers to clean the zombie off the windshield. It might be subaru.ca rather than for the race.

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    When I was a kid Zombies could not run as fast as they do now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    When I was a kid Zombies could not run as fast as they do now.
    Definitely a First World problem.

    (they are still slow in the Third World)
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    Another thing about zombies, bats don't work, you only stun them. You eventually get tired and they win.
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    Toyota's had that for years.

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    Cell phones are great in the backcountry. If you're injured, you can use them to play Tetris, which helps pass the time while waiting for cold embrace of Death to envelop you.

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