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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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04-02-2012, 10:43 AM #1526
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In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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04-02-2012, 10:47 AM #1527
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OMG, didn't notice at first, but the Holy Shovel is missing. Or is it not required in Battle Mode? Originally Posted by Jaded Loc
When the GSA drinks beer and he doesn't always drink beer but when he does he prefers the Banquet Beer. He also drinks in his helmet with his goggles on and while I can't be sure, it looks like he has his avalung in his mouth, it's called being ready A holes.
Fight Like Hell.Change is good. You go first.
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04-02-2012, 11:17 AM #1528
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Dost ye think the craggy bounds of earth, no matter how much gnar, can EVER be enough for the GSA???? Originally Posted by Turnipking
Nay....NAY !!!!
First the moon...
Then Mars.....
and then
The STARS !!! The STARS !!!!!!
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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04-02-2012, 11:26 AM #1529
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I like this guy's style...
-He drinks Coors
-He skis in Alaska, Whistler, and LCC
-He has lots of money (not that I care about money that much but see previous bullet point)
He might take a couple demerits for the gopros and harness but it seems like other than that, he has it fuckin' figured out. Go GSA!
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04-02-2012, 12:09 PM #1530
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^^^ exactly.
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04-02-2012, 01:44 PM #1531
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I believe the true nature of the GSA toe pointing on his right foot has been revealed in this photo. it is pointing towards the nearest chopper. When both feet are flat there is not a chopper within his range of flight.......I need to go to Utah.
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....
Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues
8, 17, 13, 18, 16, 18, 20, 19, 16, 24, 32, 35
2021/2022 (13/15)
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04-02-2012, 02:06 PM #1532
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I will keep an eye out at Diablo this summer (although it is now Mountain Creek Bike Park) as this will be his local stop. Originally Posted by rideit
By the way, is anyone making up "fight like hell" or "battle mode" t shirts because I definitely need some.I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.
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04-02-2012, 02:22 PM #1533
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Not the highest quality but all my work computer has is ms paint
I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.
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04-02-2012, 02:30 PM #1534
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Well done!!!! I can envision a whole line of apparel rivaling the "Life is Good" line. Originally Posted by chatton18
Not the highest quality but all my work computer has is ms paint
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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04-02-2012, 02:36 PM #1535
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K2.....He's gonna rip the shit out of K2. I'll bet he shreds that piece switch, all the way to the road!!!!! Originally Posted by Turnipking
The police never find it as funny as you do.
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04-02-2012, 03:25 PM #1536
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Wonder if he pole-whacks? Originally Posted by bones get broke
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04-02-2012, 03:29 PM #1537
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doesn't everyone?
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04-02-2012, 03:34 PM #1538
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Perhaps, however we are talking about the GSA here. Originally Posted by oftpiste
Ramifications and meaning could be mind bending.
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04-02-2012, 04:11 PM #1539
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48 seasons, 53 pages in 4 hours, all 63 read, over 1550 days skiing in the last 20 years, I'm not worthy. I believe.
For Alaska we train.
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04-02-2012, 04:38 PM #1540spook Guesti honestly don't get the whole megan fox thing. i'd be baffled if i cared more. Originally Posted by TNKen
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04-02-2012, 04:52 PM #1541
<--- FEED ME!!
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She DOES have that Linda Carter thing going on, just anorexic and bitchy insead.
oops, I mean, fight like hell! Originally Posted by Hohes
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04-02-2012, 05:32 PM #1542
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And not nearly as beautiful a face. Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat
FAST (swoosh)Last edited by drdevon; 04-02-2012 at 07:01 PM. Reason: typo
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04-02-2012, 05:57 PM #1543
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Pole whacking, for the GSA, is redundant. Cornices part at his mighty command and spectators far below will be drawn by his luminous glow. Pole Whacking would just confuse everyone. Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual
The police never find it as funny as you do.
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04-02-2012, 06:14 PM #1544
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At least they were smart enough to hide her thumbs in that ad. Originally Posted by spook
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04-02-2012, 06:41 PM #1545
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Originally Posted by bones get broke
you know it!!
which would be sweet because the road is pretty far away from K2.In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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04-02-2012, 06:54 PM #1546
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"battle mode" will now always be on my lips before dropping an awesome line as a prayer of thanks to the GSA. Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
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04-02-2012, 07:03 PM #1547
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Um, not to blaspheme or anything but...... I don't think that's the kind of pole whacking we were referring to..... Originally Posted by bones get broke
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04-02-2012, 07:05 PM #1548
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All I know is that I am going to fight like hell to get first tracks at Alpental Thursday
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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04-02-2012, 07:59 PM #1549
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So will "BATTLE MODE!!!" replace the time tested "LEROY JENKINS!" or, GSA forbid, "I'm gonna rip the shit out of this!"? Originally Posted by Turnipking
"Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
- Bradley Schiller, Prof. of Economics, Univ. Nevada - Reno.
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04-02-2012, 08:38 PM #1550
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For those who wonder about the significance of "the stance" I refer you to the wise words of Morihei Ueshiba, who once said, "A good stance and posture reflects a proper state of mind." These words were also the quote of the day on the Bloomberg terminal, a system our Morgan Stanley employed GSA would be very familiar with. Keep training my friends, keep training.
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