The Gaper Spirit Animal

[TheK12]

This thread clearly shows that the GSA is the chosen one... Skiers, snowboarders, snowbladers have all seen the light emanating from His perpetually charged GoPros. One harness to unite them all...

[La Vaina Ajena]

I have walked through the valley of death and into the light. The end is near. Prophets spoke of the GSA thousands of years ago...

Isaiah 41:
Behold, I will make thee a new sharp threshing instrument having teeth: thou shalt thresh the mountains, and beat them small...Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain.

I must sacrifice my oldest son to appease the GSA, for I am definitely a sinner, and as soon as I can afford enough GoPros to get 3D footage, I'll throw my dog in for good measure.

[cumicon]

a side note, what board are you riding, is it NATIV ?

It's a fish.

I have LOL'ed so many times reading these past few pages. In honor of Himself, It seems logical that Whistler should rename 'Rabbit Tracks' to 'Gaper Spirit Animal Tracks.'

[fishbenk]

As soon as I pushed play on Saint Cumicon’s video it started snowing at sea level in southwest Washington which is very rare this time of year. I bow down to the holy GSA.

Here are some quotes from “The GSA Skis Down It”

“The GSA has blessed us all today… It’s just that he has been particularly good to Saint Cumicon.”

“According to the GSA there is no clear line between religion and powder skiing.”

“Eventually, all things merge into one, and the GSA rips down it. The GSA was created by the world’s great snowfall and covers rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless snowflakes. In these ancient snowflakes are words, and some of the words are his. I am haunted by snowfall.”

“The GSA is very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him all good things-powder skiing as well as eternal salvation-come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.”

“The world is full of jongs, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from the GSA.”

“Nobody who did not know how to ski powder would be allowed to disgrace powder by skiing on it.”

[freeheel80731]

My dreams have been filled with delusions of grandeur that I may witness the GSA & record His almightiness in person ... to approach & have the courage to speak and ask Him one question ... and that He will spare my gaper existence in his presence ... Oh the Glory! but I blaspheme! to use the GSA for my own glory! I will not ...

I pray that He will not read these words, for surely I will perish for even the thought!

oh by the way - solid work cumicon, I have never been so glued to a thread before - this is solid gold

[luffski]

Epic dude, way to hold your cool in the presence of a diety!

[carpathian]

My spirit is reawakened by such sound peer approval of what I thought was just an apparition in my shaky post adolescent memory. With some re-introspection after thoroughly analyzing all evidence presented here, I believe I have been, for over a decade, sitting on footage of a PRE-INCARNATE of the GSA!

"The souls must reenter the absolute substance whence they have emerged. But to accomplish this, they must develop all the perfections, the germ of which is planted in them; and if they have not fulfilled this condition during one life, they must commence another, a third, and so forth, until they have acquired the condition which fits them for reunion with God."
- Zohar, one of the principal Cabalistic texts

I BELIEVE I witnessed and experienced and thusly denied a complete revolution in the spiral of ascension as Taught by the GSA.

Maybe a fellow believer could embed the following clips, for my fingers shake and my heart races upon re-experiencing the following footage...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRUxf...1&feature=plcp

My eyes nearly burst forth from their sockets at the first shot in the next clip

at :33 the giant front flip with full pack, that is a Nalgene water bottle that flies out.

The shot at :48 occurred on the most dark day in recent American history, 9/11/2001 How could the GSA of known that such destruction was about to befall The United States of America and COUNTER ACT the evil with such a display of GOOD! Hockey rink ice, double-bergrund etc. I sat atop the adjacent peak too lowly to accompany the GSA on his personal account of the peaks from up HIGH!

The rag doll at 2:43 was such a display of IMMORTAL gymnastics that.,, that... words fail me (sob, sob)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBY9v...eature=related

Towards the end, the GSA achieved what some mystics might call Perfection and thus the chapter was closed on my Tutelage.

[john_i_am]

This is no longer a thread but a gospel... GSA just became immortal.

[jaja111]

Praise be Clownshoe the Evangelist! Praise be Cumicon the Baptist!

[Smoova]

Will GSA's use of his harness signal the beginning of a rapture for all believers?

[Snakeboy]

Do my eyes deceive me or is the GSA missing a finger? How? Why?

[biff chalupa]

Maybe a fellow believer could embed the following clips, for my fingers shake and my heart races upon re-experiencing the following footage...

Embedded for your viewing pleasure . . . believe.

[SgtSkidmark]

Do my eyes deceive me or is the GSA missing a finger? How? Why?

Uh oh. 2 GoPros (horns), hoofs for hands. Are we being fooled by the Beast or is the GSA a good and just spirit?

[The SnowShow]

A non believer! Stone him!

Hi maggots! I would once again like to caution those who continue this quest, as this thread and the behavior it is spawning and encouraging appears to be edging close to being in violation of "stalking" laws. I would advocate that you peruse your local laws listed in the following links before doing anything else, as you and/or TGR may have liability/legal issues by pursuing this hunt:
http://www.crcvc.ca/docs/crimharass.pdf
http://www.esia.net/State_Stalking_Laws.htm
I also would like to take this opportunity to formally invite all reading this to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados at http://forums.alpinezone.com/. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and Newschoolers and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

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[CMSIV]

This thread never ceases to amaze. All Hail GSA!!!

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Here we go!



He really put that stairmaster training to work. Wish I could have gotten some better skiing footage, but I didn't want him to get suspicious.

The only thing entertaining about this video was the random avalanche dog charging through the frame. I know he's a deity and all but couldn't you edit this a bit? It's like a 14 minute video of Christ on the cross.

[biff chalupa]

The only thing entertaining about this video was the random avalanche dog charging through the frame. I know he's a deity and all but couldn't you edit this a bit? It's like a 14 minute video of Christ on the cross.

Blasphemer.

[From_the_NEK]

The only thing entertaining about this video was the random avalanche dog charging through the frame. I know he's a deity and all but couldn't you edit this a bit? It's like a 14 minute video of Christ on the cross.

Epic footage of the GSA cannot be edited. It must be viewed in its entirety since every minute detail and action of the GSA has purpose.

A special place in Florida awaits those who do not have the commitment and patience to learn the teachings of the GSA.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

cumicon should've given him the deity call out, "I can't believe you're a God, I'm so much holier than you." I would pay money to see that on GaPer video.

[MJbumper1121]

I had to watch this twice as the first time through was difficult to see through my streaming tears.

The film clearly depicts GSA as sexual and violent being, primative yet evolved. His missing finger was no doubt chewed off as he was making his ascent to the top of kilimanjaro after his run-in with a native tribe.

Thank you Random Believer for putting GSA first in your life, and highlighting his existance in such a glorious way.

[dumpy]

It has been said that wine slushies were invented when the GSA was at an outdoor wedding in winter with no wine nor water. The GSA ordered servants to fill buckets with snow, when presented to the head waiter, he did not know the origin of the wine slushy, but proceeded to get schnockered on it.

[The SnowShow]

holy fuck that's amazing...i am sore from laughing so hard

[jrbd]

It was amazing to see that he walks just like me, one foot in front of the other. That he clicks into his skis one at a time just like the rest of us.

However, he carries his skis at his side, like a partner, not over his shoulder like a burden. This video has taught me much. I predict it will be studied for generations by scholars, like the Zapruder film, and will continue to enlighten us mere mortals for a lifetime.

[LeeLau]

A special place in Florida awaits those who do not have the commitment and patience to learn the teachings of the GSA.

Or poleupasstips. Get thee hence back to teletips aaronwright unbeliever

[MagnificentUnicorn]

However, he carries his skis at his side, like a partner, not over his shoulder like a burden. This video has taught me much. I predict it will be studied for generations by scholars, like the Zapruder film, and will continue to enlighten us mere mortals for a lifetime.

Pay closer attention, he does carry his ski on his shoulder alternating with the girl carry. They're a heavy cross to bear.