Luffski's Ski Stompin' Thread

[TheMessenger]

Luffski you are a dumbass. Do you need a sign to tell you not to shit in the bathtub too? Use some god damn common sense.

[agwat1111]

No shit...pun intended

Luffski you are a dumbass. Do you need a sign to tell you not to shit in the bathtub too? Use some god damn common sense.

[uglymoney]

As a complete righteous asshole in the liftline, I would have used the line you were in, but if I was in the other line I would have stood on your skis.

This! Funny.

[spook]

IAlso I may be small but I'm fuckin' Army strong, so if I go toe to toe with someone you better kill my ass unless you want me haunting you like that fat chick you brought home from the bar that time you drank too much.

he saw the fat chick in you and stomped on your skis.

[icelanticskier]

thanx a bunch luffers!

i'm all for taking the short road in. if some dumbass is gonna get all butthurt cuz you found the path of least resistance to the chair, fuck him. it's the way the world works. people are whiny bitches and TGR is just another perfect example of this.

oh how i wish someone would stand on my skis. i've knocked many folks on their ass that got on my tails in liftlines.

rog

[theshredder]

Luffski you are a dumbass. Do you need a sign to tell you not to shit in the bathtub too? Use some god damn common sense.

Yeeaaaa looks like it. I don't care about my topshets. Who the fuck replaces their skis because the topsheets are marked up, the GSA?

Also wtf was with that line? Arent lots of lines suppsed to converge or something.

[smartyiak]

I'm confused. How did that guy not end up on his ass? I'm not talking about assault...if someone's douchy enough to act like that guy, I'm douchy enough to give them just enough of a shoulder push to land them on their ass.

As for Luff's conduct (other than pussin out of full contact), at first glance it seems a-holish...but how many times have you seen a line of people filing through one double door just to walk up to the other door and go in?

Or when the store opens a new register and everyone in line stands there holding their vagina as though the phrase "next customer please" was spoken in Klingon. If y'all are just gonna stand there lookin at each ofher: Damn right I'm movin to the front of the line.

[icelanticskier]

i've had time to really think long and hard about this earth shattering TR.

luffers, you obviously lined up where you shouldn't have. i know the draw to that unsigned opening was strong and i'd probably gone in for it too, till i took a look around and realized that i was not in the proper line.

now, if i had pulled up to that spot and some fucking whiny little cunt (was that breakwater? oh, no his helmet is white, oh wait, no that's the other doosh kingdom tele, sorry) then i'da probably held my ground to see what was up with the whiny cunt. you did good till you let him stand on yer skis and did nothing.

that guy should be in ACL reconstruction surgery right now. harsh? yes. but not as harsh as what's goin on in africa.

man do we have issues

rog

[Buster Highmen]

Fuck I really don't care if I'm wrong or right. .

OK, so you admit you're a line skipping cunt. Move along.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Are PearljamEd and Luffski a couple?

Nah, Kinda like Jay and Silent Bob.

[Joe Dirt]

::blows morning load in thread::

[Lone Star]

and you folded like a lawnchair when that gaper stomped on your skis. yay GoPro!

reminds me of the time you folded like a lawnchair on the high T!


luffski, maybe you didn't notice the sign that says WILDCAT. take the douchebaggery to the Collins line.

[k2skier112]

I figured the other 3 people were getting in line too. I was like "why the fuck would I skate all the way down there, when these people are alternating in here?" On another note the only thing edited at all is a 30 second gap of just standing behind those 3 people. At the end I edited out a liftie talking to the guy about why he was yelling and shit because the liftie doesn't go to work to have there personality put on TGR forums. That's it. I found a way to snake in line through an unmarked side entrance that I use on a regular basis. I repeat again that nobody has EVER given me shit for entering from the side I entered today. I have been spoken to before about skiing into the ski school entrance (opposite side) before when there was no one in line. A liftie said "hey that lane is for ski school." I said "ok, no problem, it was just easier than ducking the rope."

Watch the video, note there is no signage on the entrance I am at. Note there is a sign at the entrance across the lift with the back of the ski school sign clearly visible. Why would they put 2 ski school entrances on a double lift? I think it is just a ski-on entrance for people coming down the cat track from Westward Ho. Chill out you judgemental fucks.

Fuck I really don't care if I'm wrong or right. This dude is over the top with his asshole performance. Sure I saw the 75 people in line, but frankly if they are too stupid to take advantage of an open entrance than shame on them.

I still don't know what that entrance is for "officially" but I certainly intend to find out tomorrow when I speak to someone in the office. If people did their job and marked the lift entrance than the whole situation could have been avoided. There are other examples of "easy front of line" gates at the other lifts around Alta (i.e. Sugarloaf and Supreme) depending on what lifties setup the ropes in the morning.

Last time I checked, standing in a line (right place or not) does not warrant someone getting violent with another person. Also last time I checked, skiing was about having fun and not being a super asshole in line to people. Any one of you pussies who say that they would have not taken advantage of a shorter lane is being pretentious.

Reasons for not pushing the guy over and fighting: 1) Lose Pass 2) Never allowed back to Alta 3) Getting Arrested

I love my Bent Chetlers, but not enough to get myself a rap sheet of assault charges. Also I may be small but I'm fuckin' Army strong, so if I go toe to toe with someone you better kill my ass unless you want me haunting you like that fat chick you brought home from the bar that time you drank too much. Better check your closet.

Why do snot nosed little punks have no patience or morals? I bet u snowboard most of the time...jong. Too bad that dude didn't fuck up your face.

[luffski]

Oh, so you were the Beater skiing around Alta with the go pro...

But in all seriousness, it's probably not the only ski school line luffski rolls. I imagine he can also be found taking the ski school line around yellow trail to ski the bottom half of the Backside, or on that one that cuts the Shoulder in half.

Damn you must be watching all those tight lines I ski on lower backside. Glad somebody is following me around trying to learn how to ski better.

[k2skier112]

Luffski you are a dumbass. Do you need a sign to tell you not to shit in the bathtub too? Use some god damn common sense.

hahahahahaha

[johngenx]

I figured the other 3 people...

...Better check your SPARE.

Now you're talking TGR language...

[jmedslc]

Doychebag line cutter got his dues. Back of the line sucka!

[Hott Butt Mud]

luffski = total fag

Alta = shitshow

Alta + luffski = total fag shitshow


Dear Total Fag Shitshow,

Please explain to us how a singles line on a double chair works. 95% of us are clearly unaware of singles lines on double chairs, thus the fact the line was empty that day (and no other resort seems to have one). You obviously have a much higher IQ score than others.

Cheers,
Butt Mud

[Jer]

Cutting in line - even if you are a clueless gaper dipshit - is super lame, but if some fuckhead started screaming at me and then stood on my skis I'd stab him in the liver.

Luff - I think once your voice changes shit like this will cease to happen to you.

Man - this really makes me miss Alta.

[smuggs]

ALTA CRY BABY THREAD?

dont be a dumbass, we all know that side of the line is for when there is no line. cut someone on the high t you'll get elbowed off and probably break something, cut off 150 people in line you are lucky only to get a ski stomp by one righteous dude.

[dos bolsas]

reminds me of the time you folded like a lawnchair on the high T!

spraying about the high-T....................so 1990's..............

..noob.





maybe you and Luffski can get your "Alta" on and then like GoPro it.

[Son-of-Pbville]

luffski, you are a pussy, that guy owned you and you couldn't say anything.

and you think you are going to get justified here? if you knew that you know nothing, then that would be something, but you don't, so your worse than a pussy.

"army strong" really?? fuck off.
i have friends that really can claim that, and (A) they wouldn't be douchey enough to claim it (B) they wouldn't be douchey enough to be in a situation where they need to claim it, they just do it

you fucking pussy ass cumstained bitch with a sore ass and a black eye

damn, i am way overly worked up, but you deserve every bit of shit that comes your way

[dynodonkeyaltabird]

regardless of whether luffski was in the wrong lift line or not, jumping on somebodies skis is deserving of a haymaker.

[skifishbum]

if i don't see a go pro of you at least smearing shit on aggro bros car door handles by midnight tonight I'm afraid access to the sfb MAN cave is gonna be denied.

[krick]

No idea if Luffski is right or wrong about the line being open, but assuming he's wrong, he clearly didn't know it and wasn't intentionally cutting line. At most then he's guilty of being a clueless gaper idiot, and if everyone of those deserved to have their skis run over and be head butted and elbowed, then resorts would be a fuckin bloodbath. Luffski might deserve to be ridiculed for his stupidity and for being a pussy, but that other guy was 10x the dick and should have his pass pulled and skis put through a wood chipper. I can deal with retards on the mountain, I can't deal with assholes who think it's ok to physically fuck with you and your property to make their point.