Luffski's Ski Stompin' Thread

[luffski]

Apparently PearlJamEd took it upon himself to try and foil my massive E-Presence by deleting my thread and posting some lame ass pussy apology or some shit. My youtube and tgr windows were still open on my laptop and I paid the price of being a computer JONG.

I was told this was retaliation for me posting the video of him skiing with his arms tied to his side and lifting his inside ski to turn when I almost skied over him the other day.

Payback is a bitch I guess.

I order to restore some stoke to this thread I am re-uploading the video of the GSA wanna be and I also have Skrillex remixed it in short.

Also I have included a footage of me skiing into the line so you can clearly see there is no signs marking that as a designated Ski School/Patrol Line. So Bite Me.

Enjoy. Don't enjoy too much or I will line snipe your ass while you are fuckin' with your smartphone.

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Skrillex Remix:

[Tunco]

Apparently PearlJamEd took it upon himself to try and foil my massive E-Presence by deleting my thread and posting some lame ass pussy apology or some shit.

Bullshit.

[Crampedon]

PearlJamEd is da Mang.

Try that shit with me best be wearing a vest.

Yeah, they are short (I'm a big boy on 173 Shamans w/Dynafits) so they aren't popular with the TGR long ski/short dick crowd. But if you've got the big hog swingin' 'tween your legs, it just might be the ski for you.

[luffski]

You are all very welcome for me catching that this was deleted while it was still hot. I am digging first page on Unofficial but pissed the viddy is broken.

Love how my supposed co-worker calls me a beater on that article too. Don't ask for any extra fries with your burger next time punk.

[luffski]

Bullshit.

PearlJamEd has full access to my laptop when it is sitting on the kitchen table and I am upstairs playing Xbox with your mom before her and I get busy.

[jfost]

Is all of UT like this?

[Tunco]

PearlJamEd has full access to my laptop when it is sitting on the kitchen table and I am upstairs playing Xbox with your mom before her and I get busy.

Easy beater, but if all you can pull is a 70 year old women who was in a coma a week ago I understand.

[jfost]

Easy beater, but if all you can pull is a 70 year old women who was in a coma a week ago I understand.

luffski, his mom's in coma...

[luffski]

PearlJamEd has full access to my laptop when it is sitting on the kitchen table and I am upstairs playing Xbox with your mom before her and I get busy.

Whoa, Whoa I never got to finish my sentence! It was supposed to read: PearlJamEd has full access to my laptop when it is sitting on the kitchen table and I am upstairs playing Xbox with your mom before her and I get busy, PLAYING MADDEN 2012.

[angrysasquatch]

Maybe you should take up AZGreg on his offer...

[Crampedon]

Bears bark, bark bark! no potty mouth now boys...

[UrMomsKneePads]

Thanks for reposting. Your move to get in that line may have been wrong. But if that guy skied across my top sheets and jumped in front of me I'd have owned him.

Fuck that douche and his line marshall aggro bullshit.

[SterlingSpikeDancer]

Pretty douchy line cut, and you kind of deserved the top sheet stomp. BUT, be a man. If someone stomps on your shit like that...

[dos bolsas]

Are PearljamEd and Luffski a couple?

[Chugachjed]

Wtf he was standing broadside on your skis should have pushed him down and pissed on him.

[Ski to Be]

Seriously! You did not see the 75 people waiting in line? If you pulled that shit on a busy Alpental day on chair 2 you would have had twenty to thirty aggro dudes on your ass and no way would you be allowed to load the lift. Maybe the 3 in front of you were off duty patrollers or tail end of a ski school or something. I saw no sign that said singles and every singles corral I have pretty much ever scene in 35 years has been single wide. At least you get props for owning it and reposting.

[luffski]

Are PearljamEd and Luffski a couple?

Nah, Kinda like Jay and Silent Bob. We share renting a house, been friends through some tough shit through the last decade, etc. I understand with you being homosexual and all, that it may be natural to assume to guys that are friends must be a couple, but we are not.

Maybe we are a couple of retards though, that I could agree with.

[TomCrac]

What were those 3 people in front doing (when you first showed up)?... could you not have paired off? What is that "entrance" for?... the reason you didn't do anything with this guy is that you knew you were wrong to begin with (interwebz speculation). Doesn't make you a pussy, just a touch douchey. But when you are in the right, well, that changes things.

[dos bolsas]

Nah, Kinda like Jay and Silent Bob. .

Bullshit. You 2 share more than spit and computers.

and you folded like a lawnchair when that gaper stomped on your skis. yay GoPro!

[Tunco]

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Throw the raw footy up bro.

[dos bolsas]

What were those 3 people in front doing (when you first showed up)?... could you not have paired off? What is that "entrance" for?... the reason you didn't do anything with this guy is that you knew you were wrong to begin with (interwebz speculation). Doesn't make you a pussy, just a touch douchey. But when you are in the right, well, that changes things.

Way to break it down Tom.



or said another way, do you even know what this thread is about?

[TomCrac]

didnt realize this was a private party...my bad.

[dos bolsas]

its not.

but we are trying to get some important work done here.

[luffski]

What were those 3 people in front doing (when you first showed up)?... could you not have paired off? What is that "entrance" for?... the reason you didn't do anything with this guy is that you knew you were wrong to begin with (interwebz speculation). Doesn't make you a pussy, just a touch douchey. But when you are in the right, well, that changes things.

I figured the other 3 people were getting in line too. I was like "why the fuck would I skate all the way down there, when these people are alternating in here?" On another note the only thing edited at all is a 30 second gap of just standing behind those 3 people. At the end I edited out a liftie talking to the guy about why he was yelling and shit because the liftie doesn't go to work to have there personality put on TGR forums. That's it. I found a way to snake in line through an unmarked side entrance that I use on a regular basis. I repeat again that nobody has EVER given me shit for entering from the side I entered today. I have been spoken to before about skiing into the ski school entrance (opposite side) before when there was no one in line. A liftie said "hey that lane is for ski school." I said "ok, no problem, it was just easier than ducking the rope."

Watch the video, note there is no signage on the entrance I am at. Note there is a sign at the entrance across the lift with the back of the ski school sign clearly visible. Why would they put 2 ski school entrances on a double lift? I think it is just a ski-on entrance for people coming down the cat track from Westward Ho. Chill out you judgemental fucks.

Fuck I really don't care if I'm wrong or right. This dude is over the top with his asshole performance. Sure I saw the 75 people in line, but frankly if they are too stupid to take advantage of an open entrance than shame on them.

I still don't know what that entrance is for "officially" but I certainly intend to find out tomorrow when I speak to someone in the office. If people did their job and marked the lift entrance than the whole situation could have been avoided. There are other examples of "easy front of line" gates at the other lifts around Alta (i.e. Sugarloaf and Supreme) depending on what lifties setup the ropes in the morning.

Last time I checked, standing in a line (right place or not) does not warrant someone getting violent with another person. Also last time I checked, skiing was about having fun and not being a super asshole in line to people. Any one of you pussies who say that they would have not taken advantage of a shorter lane is being pretentious.

Reasons for not pushing the guy over and fighting: 1) Lose Pass 2) Never allowed back to Alta 3) Getting Arrested

I love my Bent Chetlers, but not enough to get myself a rap sheet of assault charges. Also I may be small but I'm fuckin' Army strong, so if I go toe to toe with someone you better kill my ass unless you want me haunting you like that fat chick you brought home from the bar that time you drank too much. Better check your closet.

[klauss]

As a complete righteous asshole in the liftline, I would have used the line you were in, but if I was in the other line I would have stood on your skis.