Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**Dude Bro** · 02-18-2012, 03:33 AM

**The SnowShow** · 02-18-2012, 03:59 AM

I am speechless...no way that's real, no way that's real

**Onward** · 02-18-2012, 06:06 AM

Alaska FTW!

Recent developments have taken this thread to new levels. Good work mags

**legallyillegal** · 02-18-2012, 06:28 AM

gotta be somebody taking the piss.

**toast2266** · 02-18-2012, 09:46 AM

Extra gnar points for calling your Mom from the stairstepper?

**Bottleman** · 02-18-2012, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by CMSIV

This dude has the same backpack and shovel as the guy at Snowbird, coincidence???

No shit? Really?! I wonder why nobody else has noticed this?

CANNOT. BE. REAL. (although I am praying that it is

)

**Rip'nStick** · 02-18-2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by superstator

So awesome. I want to meet him. He's like some kind of gaper spirit animal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Priceless....

**NAKsloChinoMalo** · 02-18-2012, 11:17 AM

Heard this a long time ago at heavenly...
At the base:
Newer skier, where should we meet later?
Skier B, let's ski that run, and meet back at top.
Newer skier, oh ok, but I have not learn how to ski uphill, yet.

**The SnowShow** · 02-18-2012, 01:20 PM

Someone needs to trail AK douche and post updates

**Hoss Worthington** · 02-18-2012, 01:28 PM

Fucking Epic. Alaska Man totally made my week.

**adimmen** · 02-18-2012, 01:34 PM

Pointing to my Avalung, what's that? It's for my albuterol. What?

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-18-2012, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by toast2266

Extra gnar points for calling your Mom from the stairstepper?

Only if you're naked.

**silky_johnson** · 02-18-2012, 02:15 PM

Holy shit... This thread just got 10 times funnier

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-18-2012, 02:29 PM

Having been to AK a few times and being from NYC and environs, I can tell you, it's just like an NYC gym. There's no difference whatsoever. IDK why that guy would even bother going over a bridge or through a tunnel when he has it all right there.

Oh, I'm sorry, I've gotten sarcasm everywhere. Let me get a towel.

**Nordic75** · 02-18-2012, 04:02 PM

This happened in the lift queue today..
Dude on actual snowblades, 3 feet poles and tall tee shouting to two clearly experienced guys that fucks up when they're about to get on a T-bar: "GAPER!!!"

**Soups** · 02-18-2012, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Nordic75

This happened in the lift queue today..
Dude on actual snowblades, 3 feet poles and tall tee shouting to two clearly experienced guys that fucks up when they're about to get on a T-bar: "GAPER!!!"

How are they "clearly experienced" when they fuck up getting on a t bar?

Although that is pretty funny a snowlerblader yelled gaper.

**coldfeet** · 02-18-2012, 04:54 PM

Why isn't Alaska Man wearing his helmet on the stairmaster? That's part of training too.

**rip** · 02-18-2012, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by superstator

So awesome. I want to meet him. He's like some kind of gaper spirit animal.

Hilarious.

I feel like I've avoided this thread for months/years? but I'm dying over here. So funny.

**Soups** · 02-18-2012, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by biff chalupa

It's the same guy. Guaranteed. I was rolling last night when the whole thing came together. A general conversation about douche bag "friends" resulted in pure gold. I've had a smile on my face all day, and I don't think that'll change for a while.

Wow. Im officially fascinated with this man now. Who is he? What does he do? Where is he from? Who are his friends? So many questions that will never be answered.

I guess that is best as one could never truely understand the Gaper Spirit Animal. It will always be left to ponder.

**mrburns** · 02-18-2012, 08:52 PM

From GoPro to Stairmaster..This might be the culmination of the internet/social media/society in general. Definitely down hill from here.

Wow. awesome.

**rideit** · 02-18-2012, 08:54 PM

The hills have eyes...

**rip** · 02-18-2012, 08:56 PM

Someone still needs to search the intertubes and find his edit. They must be out there...

**old goat** · 02-18-2012, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by coldfeet

Why isn't Alaska Man wearing his helmet on the stairmaster? That's part of training too.

fdsa
Goddamit--not another post about whether or not to wear a helmet on a stairmaster. What do you think this is --epicski?

**Son-of-Pbville** · 02-18-2012, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by soups818

Wow. Im officially fascinated with this man now. Who is he? What does he do? Where is he from? Who are his friends? So many questions that will never be answered.

I guess that is best as one could never truely understand the Gaper Spirit Animal. It will always be left to ponder.

HAhahahahah ...... The GSA knows nothing, and has the sweet footy to prove it.

**SLC-GA** · 02-18-2012, 10:21 PM

First post, not sure it belongs here. So my brother is in town visiting me. I ski at the Bird but the idea of going there three days in a row did not appeal to him. So I suggest Powder Mountain. The place has a soft spot in my heart, I love glades. So I'm driving up the road to the hill, it's a 4 cyl Wrangler so definitely not the most powerful, and that road is pretty steep. I'm going just under 30 mph and the speed limit is 40 (I think). I pull out where the shuttle bus picks people up and let a line of cars pass. Head back up and a guy comes up from behind, in a Honda Civic, crosses the double yellow and passes. No big deal, I'm slow, I get it. Thing is I pull into the parking lot literally 15 seconds after he does and park in the spot right next to him. Now the kicker is he gets out, looks at me and says, "Sorry I passed you man, I actually had some speed" (sarcastic tone). I said, "Well it's a good thing you did, clearly saved a ton of time, enjoy the fresh groomers!" I thought he was a great example for his son in the car with him.