Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[OSECS]

This is exactly what I first thought of.

Well where the hell do you think they got the idea for that ceremony in the first place ? Hell man, the Indians and Pakistanis may have had independence but they got the BBC as a condition of their deals.

Ahhhhhhhh, life imitating art.... or comedy in this case.

[sidewall]

[ectreeskier11]

^^awesome

[TahoeJ]

That telemarketer prank was amazing. Definitely one of the better ones I've ever heard.

[strawjack]

i posted this in surf, but it qualifies as 'junk' i think.

[PB]

talk aboutcher hotdogger ....

[Johnny Deep]

I love surf dogs.

[Tippster]

Well, technically he's a skimboarding dog...

[Parvo]

Is that breed more capable on snow, surf and skateboards? You don't see spaniels, pugs, labs, etc taking to it like bulldogs.

Or are bulldog owners more likely to be boarders, skaters, and surfers?

[Tunco]

[iscariot]

100% Awesome.

[Lev]

Daaaaaaamnnn.....

[Tippster]

Daaaaaaamnnn.....

[Lexi-Bell]

Can't stop watching this.

[flatlander#2]

i posted this in surf, but it qualifies as 'junk' i think.

I'm gonna ride this bitch switch to the road.

[Lamothe]

I'm gonna ride this bitch switch to the road.

fucking best dog ever,

[Tunco]

[TahoeJ]

Who needs ninja stars when you've got a serving tray, right?

[carvedog]

One of the funniest gifs ever. Thank sschnee.

And then this is just plain stupid:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,7853282.story

A 20-year-old man who called the police early this morning after three men robbed him of two pounds of marijuana was himself arrested after officers arrived at his West DePaul apartment and found drugs, police said.

[PassTheDutchie]

One of the funniest gifs ever. Thank sschnee.

And then this is just plain stupid:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,7853282.story

A 20-year-old man who called the police early this morning after three men robbed him of two pounds of marijuana was himself arrested after officers arrived at his West DePaul apartment and found drugs, police said.

I bet they are buddies with this guy:

Man fled taxi without paying, left ID and bong in backseat, police say
Chicago Tribune

By John P. Huston TribLocal reporter Today at 8:38 a.m.

A man who police say jumped from a cab in Wilmette without paying the fare left a bag in the backseat that included two problematic items: A bong and an ID.

Wilmette police used the ID to contact the man’s father, who sent his son to the Police Department, 710 Ridge Road, where he was ticketed.

Christopher Porter, 19, of Evanston, was cited with possession of marijuana at 11:15 p.m. Aug. 4. He offered the cab driver $20 to cover the $15 fare police say he owed, plus a $5 tip. The cab driver accepted the money and declined to press theft charges.

Porter and a friend got into the man’s taxi at 2:30 a.m. Aug. 4 in Winnetka, according to a police report. Both were drinking beer, the cab driver told police. The other man was dropped off at Third Street and Linden Avenue, with the understanding that Porter would pay the entire fare.

At 3:38 a.m. Aug. 4, in the 400 block of Poplar Drive, Porter opened the door and ran away, leaving his backpack, which the driver promptly turned over to Wilmette Police, according to the police report.

It included:

* A marijuana smoking device
* A timecard with the man’s name on it
* A t-shirt
* A can of V8
* A bottle of water
* An opened tin of mint chewing tobacco
* A blue lighter
* Keys
* 8 cents in change

Porter is scheduled to appear in court Aug. 23. He could not be reached for comment.

[Tunco]

How can a taxi driver have a fare for one hour that came to $15. Something fishy there.

[Poop~Ghost]

[f2f]

tina fey handles hecklers:

[johngenx]

The "Off to NASA" part is gold. I am so stealing that.

[iscariot]