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    Alta - 700" and counting

    http://www.alta.com/pages/report.php

    I heard it was mostly slush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Deep View Post


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    That is just redonkulous! Lucky bastards!
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    phhhhbbbttt. everyone knows those are centimeters
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    http://www.alta.com/pages/report.php

    I heard it was mostly slush.
    First and foremost, dooshnozzle - they are currently at 693".
    Secondly, don't fuck up yet another forum with your presence. Get back to polyassfuck and stay there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape_Ape View Post
    First and foremost, dooshnozzle - they are currently at 693".
    Secondly, don't fuck up yet another forum with your presence. Get back to polyassfuck and stay there.

    Help me here, Alta officially shows 702"? It is going to be irrelevant when they get 15"+ tomorrow. BTW, they have removed the no uphill traffic ban .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape_Ape View Post
    First and foremost, dooshnozzle - they are currently at 693".
    Secondly, don't fuck up yet another forum with your presence. Get back to polyassfuck and stay there.

    While I agree with most of this statement, Alta shows 702". Snowbird is sitting at 693".
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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterdit View Post
    Alta shows 702". Snowbird is sitting at 693".
    What a crock. That's some new math marketing right there. If you've skied LCC for almost 40 years like I have, you'll know it is absolutely impossible for snowbird's season total to be that close to alta's. Ever.
    For example when Alta reached 700" in '05, '99, and '98, snowbird's total was still in the 500's.
    Snow physics haven't suddenly changed. If Alta's 702", you can bet the ranch snowbird's actual is 500-something. But, whatever. Can't deny it works for marketing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdSmoke View Post
    What a crock. That's some new math marketing right there. If you've skied LCC for almost 40 years like I have, you'll know it is absolutely impossible for snowbird's season total to be that close to alta's. Ever.
    For example when Alta reached 700" in '05, '99, and '98, snowbird's total was still in the 500's.
    Snow physics haven't suddenly changed. If Alta's 702", you can bet the ranch snowbird's actual is 500-something. But, whatever. Can't deny it works for marketing.
    totally agree, alta gets way more snow.

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    Does it really matter? It's a fucking deep snowpack anyway you cut it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ectreeskier11 View Post
    totally agree, alta gets way more snow.
    You trolling?

    You guys know they moved the SB plot to a more representative location, right?

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    they better move alta's plot to a more 'representative' location, because its deep as fuck top to bottom left to right all the time and often 15 inches is 30 but who cares.

    seems like the bird is deep in the mid elevation and on the left side thats coinsidentally closer to alta. top is wind scour, mineral is sun beat, bottom is rain, and around baby thunder it just doesn't snow sometimes. but whatever snowbird congrats on breaking your 'record'.
    Last edited by smuggs; 04-29-2011 at 08:11 AM. Reason: needed sarcastic quotations

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    Sitting at 705" right now with 25" in the forcast before closing day Sunday.

    720" = 60 Feet. 60 FEET!

    Ullr must be a leftie. I was there for a week and didn't see a FLAKE!

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    Awww crap... again?

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    At least you finally posted something remotely related to skiing. Feeling o.k.?
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    I cleaned my mountain bikes up last weekend, thus insuring at least another 100"s

    I'm thinking mid July before the stuff up high is open this year.

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    made my first uphill climb of 2011 yesterday - shitloads of snow - great turns till the end of july

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaag Master View Post
    made my first uphill climb of 2011 yesterday - shitloads of snow - great turns till the end of july
    Which is just FKN perfect, because I'll be there the first week in August. If there's a sliver left up top, I'll buy ya a tram ticket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lionelhutz View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post

    Ullr must be a leftie. I was there for a week and didn't see a FLAKE!
    I don't think he gives a flying fuck about politics
    Ullr is a skier
    Pretty funny though you would waste all your time sowing the seeds of fuctarded poli asshattery and expect the snow gods to bestow the blessing of over the shoulder cold smoke blower pow for you to reap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    I don't think he gives a flying fuck about politics
    Ullr is a skier
    Pretty funny though you would waste all your time sowing the seeds of fuctarded poli asshattery and expect the snow gods to bestow the blessing of over the shoulder cold smoke blower pow for you to reap.
    I think he was actually grateful it didn't snow. Messes with his wedge turns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bl2000 View Post
    I think he was actually grateful it didn't snow. Messes with his wedge turns.
    I think you aren't feeling good about yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ectreeskier11 View Post
    totally agree, alta gets way more snow.
    What a f-in crock! So Alta who shares a ridge with Snowbird that goes all along P-gulch and then along Baldy including the backside called Chamonix, gets 200 more inches? Bullshit dudes. Sure at times Alta gets more snow, sometimes Baby Thunder get more snow than Little Cloud, sometimes given the characteristics of snowstorms it totally friggin dumps in Mineral Basin and the front-sides of both Snowbird and Alta get squat. Yep, Alta gets more snow than Snowbird, Brighton does too. But way more...? Not even.

    This reminds me of the old saying/T-shirt - "Alta is higher than Snowbird", of so then why when one is at the top of Snowbird is the top of Alta lower? OK, Alta is higher up the canyon where is snows more sometimes, but not always and usually not much, and never 200 inches a year.

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