Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**Crampedon** · 02-12-2010, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by booner

I really need to stop taking one ear bud out on the lift. This is probably one of those "ya had to be there" moments...but, I think I rode up the lift with a physics professor who had just awoken from a 15 year coma earlier in the day. He had some sweet straight toothpick Rossis on, circa whenever the fuck 15 years ago was. He was watching people turn and freaking out about how "this is all inertia, and momentum, and centrifugal force", and on and on and on about how skiing is all physics related. The more the guy rambled the more exciited he got..practically working himself into a physics induced seizure. It was very strange.

Agree about the ear bud!

But you should have tagged him for a few minutes to see if he could turn those things, ankles touching!

**Crampedon** · 02-12-2010, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by Lelandjt

I work at Lahaina Fish Co. (a restaurant on the water) from which you can see the far end of Molokai on the horizon. I tell people it's Japan.

Breck summer and winter, Lahaina spring and fall. A good way to spend mud season. We should meet up some day when I'm hiking or surfing on your side.

I cooked at the Ocean house, now LF Co., for these two columbian gangsters that owned it in the early 80's Willi K played happy hour every day when he was like 20. Good fun.

Be in Breck tues/wens. then back to Vail.

In St.Thomas, people would ask us of you could see Florida! (1000 miles)

**rabbit** · 02-12-2010, 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by jeffamantea

"Why would people hike up there? Oohh, there must be a chair on the other side."

Hehe... Thanx man, made my day.

**Breakwater** · 02-12-2010, 08:40 AM

Huge Gaper

**Lelandjt** · 02-12-2010, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Crampedon

Be in Breck tues/wens. then back to Vail.

Right now Whale's Tail, Peak 7, and Art's bowl are skiing pretty well. The wind is dumping snow into them.

**TNKen** · 02-12-2010, 12:36 PM

You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first. Godzilla

Originally Posted by Breakwater

Huge Gaper

**carvedog** · 02-12-2010, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by booner

I really need to stop taking one ear bud out on the lift. This is probably one of those "ya had to be there" moments...but, I think I rode up the lift with a physics professor who had just awoken from a 15 year coma earlier in the day. He had some sweet straight toothpick Rossis on, circa whenever the fuck 15 years ago was. He was watching people turn and freaking out about how "this is all inertia, and momentum, and centrifugal force", and on and on and on about how skiing is all physics related. The more the guy rambled the more exciited he got..practically working himself into a physics induced seizure. It was very strange.

ah hell man he was just tripping.

**The SnowShow** · 02-14-2010, 07:18 PM

Breck, Imperial Express

Texas Gaper 1: where did all these moguls come from...they weren't here yesterday! This sucks!!

Texas Gaper 2: They're made by machines right? Why would they ruin the slope like that.

Me: Flabergasted...

**mnskier** · 02-15-2010, 02:57 PM

Sorry no quotes to add, but all these are hilarious!

**DropCliffsNotBombs** · 02-15-2010, 03:02 PM

I saw a guy yesterday walking down the street wearing his ski boot liners while his shells were still clicked into the skis over his shoulders!

**Alexander1310** · 02-15-2010, 04:46 PM

At Snowbasin Saturday with 8 plus inches of fresh while riding the lift:

Gaper (from New York or Jersey, which ever, a useless place): Why don't they have a run dedicated to good moguls? I mean this is such a waste of a good mountain.

Me: I don't live in Utah to ski moguls.

Gaper: Then why are you here?

Me: To fly on deep untracked snow.

Gaper: Is that really more enjoyable than moguls?

Me: Ha....... yeah.

Gaper: Well can I go ski with you and see?

Me: Uh no...... I don't want you to goatfuck my run and the hidden stashes. (quick exit off the lift and skied off into the trees to ditch the Jersey Shore wannabe)

**OSECS** · 02-15-2010, 05:05 PM

^^^ You the man !!

**neufox47** · 02-15-2010, 07:39 PM

Guy with his two kids under 10 years old on the quad at Jay today, approx 45 minutes after they ended a wind hold:
"Is it going to be windy at the top?"
"Yeah, its pretty windy up there, they said about 50mph plus we are going right into it."
"Oh shit, is there any way to get off this lift before it gets windy?"

I felt bad for his kids, I gave each of them a mitten to cover their face with, as they had their entire chin and cheeks showing. All I could think the whole time was, kid if you drop my mitten.

**old goat** · 02-15-2010, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by DropCliffsNotBombs

I saw a guy yesterday walking down the street wearing his ski boot liners while his shells were still clicked into the skis over his shoulders!

Gee, why didn't I think of that? The anser to my boot pain. But the guy might want to read the bit in "Into Thin Air" where the guy tries to take a piss in his boot liners and falls down the Lhotse Face.

**fluxrad** · 02-16-2010, 12:12 AM

I have no idea what the wife is wearing, but she looks super comfortable. Before the guy gets on the lift he shouts, "This is how we dress for skiing in Oklahoma!" He then proceeds to hug the lift op. Yes, those are chaps.

**That was Pontus** · 02-16-2010, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by fluxrad

I have no idea what the wife is wearing, but she looks super comfortable. Before the guy gets on the lift he shouts, "This is how we dress for skiing in Oklahoma!" He then proceeds to hug the lift op. Yes, those are chaps.

Coyote ugly?

**Snowvols** · 02-16-2010, 09:36 AM

I didnt think people actually wore that. I need a head of an animal to wear like that lady

**paulster2626** · 02-16-2010, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by Alexander1310

At Snowbasin Saturday with 8 plus inches of fresh while riding the lift:

Gaper (from New York or Jersey, which ever, a useless place): Why don't they have a run dedicated to good moguls? I mean this is such a waste of a good mountain.

Me: I don't live in Utah to ski moguls.

Gaper: Then why are you here?

Me: To fly on deep untracked snow.

Gaper: Is that really more enjoyable than moguls?

Me: Ha....... yeah.

Gaper: Well can I go ski with you and see?

Me: Uh no...... I don't want you to goatfuck my run and the hidden stashes. (quick exit off the lift and skied off into the trees to ditch the Jersey Shore wannabe)

Nice, you combat his "gaper quote of the weekend" with your own "asshole quote of the weekend". Great job being a dick!

**butterscotch** · 02-16-2010, 09:57 AM

Tons of good shit this weekend.

I overheard a guy in the lift line explaining that he couldn't stick the landing on his "first real huck of the year" "because patrol had bombed it."

Following by buddy asking him if he thought it "more or less than 15 feet."

Didn't hear the answer, but the guy did follow up by saying that he "used to ski stuff like that all the time at Vail."

**IskiEC** · 02-16-2010, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by old goat

Gee, why didn't I think of that? The anser to my boot pain. But the guy might want to read the bit in "Into Thin Air" where the guy tries to take a piss in his boot liners and falls down the Lhotse Face.

Why did he try to piss in his boot liners? I thought you were supposed to piss in the other guys liners...I've been doing it wrong for years!

**Alexander1310** · 02-16-2010, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by paulster2626

Nice, you combat his "gaper quote of the weekend" with your own "asshole quote of the weekend". Great job being a dick!

Thanks for the "asshole quote of the weekend" award/nomination. I'll take pride in that one.

I think that you'd of done the same thing after sitting on the chair for 10 minutes with this guy; total Jersey shore D-bag that couldn't shut up and would have been a liability to even be around. But I never said I was always sugar and spice to tourists.

**paulster2626** · 02-16-2010, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Alexander1310

Thanks for the "asshole quote of the weekend" award/nomination. I'll take pride in that one.

I think that you'd of done the same thing after sitting on the chair for 10 minutes with this guy; total Jersey shore D-bag that couldn't shut up and would have been a liability to even be around. But I never said I was always sugar and spice to tourists.

Ahh shit yeah who am I trying to prented to be anyway?

Hell if it was one of those Jersey Shore D-Bags then you should have led him off a cliff.

**Gnu** · 02-16-2010, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Snowvols

I didnt think people actually wore that. I need a head of an animal to wear like that lady

This is how I picture Jer -- and I mean that in a good way.

**Whiteroom_Guardian** · 02-16-2010, 09:14 PM

Not a quote, but I did see a woman at Copper on Friday with a 2xl Redskins Starter Jacket on (the puffy kind) down to her knees with a giant TGR sticker on her helmet. Had to be fake. Didn't have a camera unfortunately, but it looked fucking hilarious.

**only temporary** · 02-17-2010, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by Alexander1310

Thanks for the "asshole quote of the weekend" award/nomination. I'll take pride in that one.

I think that you'd of done the same thing after sitting on the chair for 10 minutes with this guy; total Jersey shore D-bag that couldn't shut up and would have been a liability to even be around. But I never said I was always sugar and spice to tourists.

Should have had a fist-pump competition. Yeah, you would have gotten smoked but that's not the point. Fucking jong.