The bar tender was fucking hott and her thong was hanging out. Good night all around
The bar tender was fucking hott and her thong was hanging out. Good night all around
The Worst mistakes, make the best memories.
nit sure ure if im drink but im fucking buzzef as a mother facker. Ill punch you in your fucking face ! no one talks to me that way.whos got ewed ?
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I'm already hungover. started drinking at 1 in the afternoon. blah
i'm an alcoholic, i have been drinkinfg a lot every night staright since august. this is the closest i will come to remember posting an this therad.!
"Nugblaster?"
Oh sweet baby jeebus, another Newschooler.
Company Christmas Party!@! I got drunk and wore reindeer ears.
i also won a flip camera phone. oh wait its not a camera phine it's a viodeo camera. io won a video camera.
oh yeah- i wore fucking raindeer ears, bitches!!
p-s happy holidayz to all love beandip
Anybody ever have to leave there car at the mtn cause you got too shmammered at the Lodge bar? Did you know if you leave it in the lot they'll tow it to the overnight parking for you. I found this out the fun way. Thanks to all the meadows ppl for the free beers.
-- buddy the elf
checkin in.
g\ot shit faced at O'shucks, totoal shit hole, still, drank like 2 1/2 pitchers of beers. place is soo full of dirt bag park rats, never even ben outside pick@hammer at PCMR .
What ever happened to "owning" alll the mountian? ... not just the part where u look like a clown.
uggggg kill me. Still drunk, 9:47am. Drank solidly from 6pm to 2am. 99cent PBR bottles at the bar was the best/worst thing to happen to me. fuck my final is in 2 hours
Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
Just took Caesar's down at thes table...coors lights flowing...going to the rhino later to celebrate Xmas...it is a tradition that may singlehandedly keep the wife and I from having kids.
"I do look like the Arrow shirt man, I did lace up my skates professionally, and I did do a fabulous job finishing my muffin."
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir
"welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.
I just wanred to thank sanrta for my family, corona anf jameson. Merry fcukin christmas @@
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uggghhh
xmass festivus ended with two broken ribs. Ribs, evidently, are very important in everything from breathing to pissing.
I just farted and had to hold back the tears.
Not doing my job right now
fuck. having troulbe seeing the screen but the words show ing up alllright.
got higt on teh fucking ubunny hill yestedaray teaching a nevner ever. jfuck. about 1o shots fo crwon=== into the nightl. happy fuckng nerw yaer. back huts. leg hurts. knewes hurt. fuck. first etime enever ever skier toook me the fuck out. fick. oh weill. that s alll i havfe.
snowingn like fuci,k and noe way i cam fgo skia tomreow.shnit. fucik.
byue nwow. gettign afucking hareder to tyhpeshit. wheriees the dujcking bakcspwave bvutton.
Cheked off alof the booze this holidayz. Takillya, whiskey, berr and tonite GIN!
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"Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater
"once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master
"As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy
Shit I thought I was doin pretty good last night typing.
To translate that bit above. I got hit hard on the bunny hill teaching a snowboard never ever. By a skier. Took my feet out from under me and I landed on him, his skis, bindings and stuff. It hurt a lot. Missed a pow day today and.....yeah I know GIMP central. Any way I drank about a 1/4 of a bottle of Crown last night.
Didn't feel any pain though so I guess it worked.
Better today. Still quite sore. Happy New Year.
ahhh purgatory.
still a littlem bet drunk, a little hung over.
not enough pain killer , not enough pain
i wanna puke but i dont
i wnaa eat but i dont
today is going to be aloing day....
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
Hey assholes....ya you!
You shud just go fuck yourselves you...assholes
So....who wants to come over and pla game of hungy hungry hippo?
No one? Figures...homos
Started feeling sick yesterday. Lots of sinus pressure, runny nose. Made dinner for my gf, had some wine, then switched to some hard stuff. Had probably 4 or 5 drinks total then pounded almost 1/2 a bottle of nyquil to help with the whole not being able to breathe thing. I feel funny today... I have a sneaking suspicion that nyquil ≥ jagermeister.
Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
I am drunk texting. most of the numbers on my blackberry i have no recollection of. so far, i have a few nibbles. i leave tosn in a month. im trolling every girl from 27 to 47 ive dated. even a broken clock is right one a day. lets see what i land.
The velvety hot sweetness of whiskey reminds me of pussy and I have fallen in love.
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