Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

[mock vomit]

Day 1 Summerfest 2009 - worlds largest music festival = done. 9 days to go... ROCK ON MILWAUKEE!!!

[Gripen]

Read Yetis post. Wish I was more drunk then I am now, then I wouldn't have to think about all that shit that keeps popping up in my head... Why did I come back from the bar early? Oh yea, supposed to "try to make it work" tomorrow, whatever the fuck that means. Hold back more shit and just appear to not care... you pretend to long and it becomes the truth thinks I. The more it turns to bitterness.


Fuck it. I am going back to the bar.

[Hong Jong Fuey]

Yeah....Yeah...its Tuesday and Im drunk. Wife and baby away and I decided it would be in my best interest to try to kill my handle of rum with dark and stormies and rum and tonics. I've spent the last 30 minutes viewing efukt per karpiel's forward. Ugh. Back to midgetporn.

[Hong Jong Fuey]

No more midgetporn. Now watching Dragnet with Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd. One of the more unappreciated movies of my time.

[Hong Jong Fuey]

Big playoff hockey victory. Beers and dip. Nice buzz. Will probably have to post on hangover thread tomorrow.

[ill-advised strategy]

hicups are teh suxxors.

[ill-advised strategy]

Chatting w/ women on the internet is brutal.

who was it on here that suggested some dating site for me?

this is how that goes:


[12:20:16 am]SeattleNY: hey

[12:21:06 am]a-skibum-lifer: hi...hey bear w/me a moment ok?

[12:21:18 am]SeattleNY: k

[12:22:35 am]a-skibum-lifer: hello

[12:22:40 am]SeattleNY: hey

[12:22:45 am]a-skibum-lifer: hey

[12:23:00 am]a-skibum-lifer: you can't hear me laughing

[12:23:20 am]SeattleNY: why would you be laughing

[12:23:33 am]a-skibum-lifer: we'll just hey back and forth for a while...

[12:23:36 am]a-skibum-lifer: hey

[12:23:51 am]SeattleNY: what are you up tonight?

[12:24:19 am]a-skibum-lifer: I really should be getting to bed soon, but otherwise nothing...being sore?

[12:24:35 am]SeattleNY: sore?

[12:24:48 am]SeattleNY: do you work early tomorrow

[12:25:04 am]a-skibum-lifer: no I do not

[12:25:15 am]a-skibum-lifer: sore from trying to paddle a surfboard today

[12:25:30 am]a-skibum-lifer: I am out of shape, and it is hard

[12:25:58 am]SeattleNY: that's cool. I've tried that and failed miserabley

[12:26:15 am]a-skibum-lifer: yeah today was epic failure

[12:27:07 am]SeattleNY: ha

[12:27:12 am]SeattleNY: so where do you live?

[12:27:18 am]a-skibum-lifer: I think if I was close to waves I'd probably stand a better chance...getting out there every day could only help

[12:27:29 am]a-skibum-lifer: port angeles

[12:27:38 am]SeattleNY: cool

[12:27:39 am]a-skibum-lifer: annngelessss

[12:27:59 am]a-skibum-lifer: I just looked up woodinville

[12:28:01 am]SeattleNY: thats far

[12:28:06 am]SeattleNY: yeah?

[12:28:06 am]a-skibum-lifer: yah!

[12:28:22 am]a-skibum-lifer: is it really made out of wood?

[12:28:45 am]SeattleNY: yes

[12:28:50 am]SeattleNY: obviously

[12:28:56 am]a-skibum-lifer: well I'll be damned

[12:29:35 am]a-skibum-lifer: I'm working my way through your profile. I'll know much more soon

[12:30:40 am]a-skibum-lifer: If I opened a clothing store it would be nothing but brown carhartts and black sweatshirts.

[12:31:01 am]a-skibum-lifer: "here for some brown pants today?"

[12:31:13 am]a-skibum-lifer: "ah the black sweatshirt then...."

[12:31:17 am]a-skibum-lifer: fine choice sir

[12:31:52 am]SeattleNY: Carhardt is a sin. I will find someone to pray for you

[12:32:04 am]a-skibum-lifer: really?

[12:32:13 am]a-skibum-lifer: they're so durable and comfortable

[12:32:27 am]a-skibum-lifer: this is what I appreciate in a pant

[12:32:56 am]a-skibum-lifer: and you can put stuff in those extra pockets

[12:33:08 am]a-skibum-lifer: yup

[12:33:08 am]SeattleNY: function rarely equals fashion

[12:33:27 am]a-skibum-lifer: fanny pack = no then?

[12:33:40 am]SeattleNY: are you trying to make me cry?

[12:33:45 am]a-skibum-lifer: maybe?

[12:34:26 am]a-skibum-lifer: I see you also appreciate a 3rd space eh?

[12:35:28 am]a-skibum-lifer: I liked that part. that articulates a need of my own. thanks!

[12:37:17 am]SeattleNY: do you live with your mom?

[12:37:31 am]a-skibum-lifer: hell yeah!

[12:37:39 am]a-skibum-lifer: you don't live with yours?

[12:37:39 am]SeattleNY: figured

[12:37:45 am]a-skibum-lifer: awesome

[12:37:46 am]SeattleNY: no!

[12:37:52 am]a-skibum-lifer: I hope to put out that vibe

[12:38:04 am]a-skibum-lifer: shit are you serious?

[12:38:34 am]SeattleNY: yeah, lived on my own since I was 17.

[12:38:38 am]a-skibum-lifer: would it appear that I live w/ the moms?

[12:39:00 am]a-skibum-lifer: going to have to rewrite. yeesh

[12:39:14 am]a-skibum-lifer: were you one of those emancipated teens

[12:39:22 am]SeattleNY: no

[12:39:27 am]a-skibum-lifer: the fabled GED-seeking emancipated teen?

[12:39:31 am]SeattleNY: just one that had to grow up fast

[12:39:46 am]a-skibum-lifer: I've known many of your kind

[12:39:47 am]SeattleNY: I have a ba thank-you very much

[12:39:57 am]a-skibum-lifer: the fast-grower-upper

[12:40:06 am]SeattleNY: sure

[12:40:40 am]a-skibum-lifer: I should mention that I respect the emancipated ged-seeking-teen. mostly because they have it together to get high school the fuck done with and move forward

[12:41:07 am]SeattleNY: that's nice

[12:41:24 am]a-skibum-lifer: one of my favorite little short friendships ever was w/ a gal who got the GED at 16, got a job, got an apt, started college etc...got a lot done

[12:41:55 am]a-skibum-lifer: so what's your fast-grower-upper story?

[12:42:32 am]a-skibum-lifer: trauma?

[12:44:49 am]a-skibum-lifer: wow ok...



someday there will be a woman who understands my humor. She'll probably be blind and in a wheelchair and her oral will be marginal, but she'll understand wtf I'm saying without some secondary explanation every fucking sentence.

[backcountry1pr]

dude. its the internet. while your huimor may transfewr in person. it deff doesntt thur text. you should know thay by now. you cant force everything yoiu like about yourself onto someone first time ytou meet them, and draw a conclusion about them from houtw they respond first time out. well you can. bur your seveerals decreasing your pool to draw from.

While above gurl looks dumb anwyays, you maybe missing out on a ton bc they dont get you without being able to actuallly interact with oyou.

but im fucking drunk and dont know why the fuck im talking about.

best olf lucK!

[The SMP]

^^^ I don't know what to say about that. You lasted 1 s longer than I would have possibly lasted.

Checking in to say 16 guinness for 21 beans is a great deal and I love the drinking in a college town.
Also, continued propagating 4 semi-true rumors in a failed social experiment to exploit the rumor mill around penn state. One friend of ours argreed to be the subject of the rumors. So whenever me or mutal friends meet anyone who knows or has heard of the "rumor" friend we have to mention the 4 truths, which are 1. He masterbates with a finger in his ass, 2. He has spooned drunk indian graduate students, 3. Intense fussball games release all bowl control and new shoes are needed, 4. has accidentally shared women with roomates. So, the bar is closing and I finishing my beer and some random dude sits down and looks semi-familiar. It turns out he is "rumor" friends new professional roommate. We proceed to describe the 4 thruths and with disgust he copied them in his phone to clear up with "rumor" friend when he returns to homebase.
Also, I found out the some girls are truely crazy enough to strangle someone in their sleep. That used to be the cut off for me but I didn't pick this girl out, so I must be slipping. I'm trying to organize songs on my itunes. But that program sucks. I need to make playlists on my ipod. I just discovered torrents and newsgroups and I love that shit. So, Today I booked 2 Feb. weeks in Jackson so that is awesome. The pennstate club is headed to summit county for break which will be fun but mostly contained to skiing with a serious hangover. I may need to type more but it is just about 420 and the PS3 is calling

[mock vomit]

Chatting w/ women on the internet is brutal.

who was it on here that suggested some dating site for me?

...

Umm... that would be me.

All things considered, that reads like it went well. I mean, you DID get to diddle with an organ in her body and all... her brain I mean.

I'm no expert... but I'd think the "a skibum lifer" handle might start out with them being a bit on guard. And on the humor part, brag about it ahead of time on yer profile... and you'll probably get some slack and room to work it???

[Neurodoc]

Chatting w/ women on the internet is brutal.

who was it on here that suggested some dating site for me?

People really like it when you ask them about themselves and seem genuinely interested in what they have to say.

You looked at her profile, but it seems like you didn't really comment on it that much. You could have asked her about her screenname, how she came to live in Woodinville, how does she like it there, did she used to live in New York, how does the East Coast compare to the West Coast, what does she do for a living, how did she wind up in that industry, was it what she dreamed of being when she was a child, etc etc.

Y'all could have chatted for hours like this, and she would have come away from it thinking that you are charming and dashing. You might have simultaneously concluded that she has the personality of a Q-tip, but in that case you would have been the one signing off from the chat early, and not the reverse.

[ill-advised strategy]

but I'm not charming or dashing. charm is bullshit.

my problem is that most women only respond well to bullshit, then complain that the bullshitters that give them the bullshit they crave are so full of shit when they finally figure out that the bullshit they wanted to hear is never ever true no matter who's delivering it.

[Meanfruit]

^x2 with a vengence

[mock vomit]

..Y'all could have chatted for hours like this, and she would have come away from it thinking that you are charming and dashing. You might have simultaneously concluded that she has the personality of a Q-tip, but in that case you would have been the one signing off from the chat early, and not the reverse.

but I'm not charming or dashing. charm is bullshit.

my problem is that most women only respond well to bullshit, then complain that the bullshitters that give them the bullshit they crave are so full of shit when they finally figure out that the bullshit they wanted to hear is never ever true no matter who's delivering it.

Hey Yeti, "find a need, fill it"!!! (knowwhatImean? wink wink nudge nudge saynomore... etc)

[Neurodoc]

but I'm not charming or dashing. charm is bullshit.

my problem is that most women only respond well to bullshit, then complain that the bullshitters that give them the bullshit they crave are so full of shit when they finally figure out that the bullshit they wanted to hear is never ever true no matter who's delivering it.

I'm not saying you should bullshit people. Not at all.

I'm saying that when you meet someone, the best way to make them feel good about themselves is to express your genuine interest in who they are as a person. When you express interest in and curiosity about another person, you make them feel important and special.

And if you make someone feel good about themselves, they're going to feel good about you. You don't have to spout false compliments or anything like that. Just take an interest. Talk about them, and not yourself.

By the way, you are dashing, whether you realize or not. You were a forest firefighter, right? Some of the stuff you've posted about that here at TGR has been truly hair-raising. There are a lot of women out there who would think you're a big damn hero. Just sayin'.

[thefrush]

me = drunk,

yeah,.

prefgamed with liek 3 50/50 screwdrivers then bewers then feree cptn/coke i dont fuckin kmnow im drunk

[BeanDip4All]

i cant; believe i just got a call out to go post in this thread!

post-aparmtne hunting beers lead to slocshed beandip.

my dog is farting on my

[Rooster]

^^Nekkid Pics!! You know you want to!!

[bmg97]

I'm stoned.... I came in here anyway.

I also posted as much as I could.

[TWINS]

Time to bump this bitch up! I am feeling really happy right now Vodka and cystal light does that to me..............

[TWINS]

Forgot to mention I am on fios now so all the shit comes up real faST.fUCKIN FIOS KILLS IT...............

[Ridgehippy]

FIOS = Faster porn for Twins. I'm drinking beer and painting. That, combined witht the muscle relaxer I took a while ago seems to be mellowing me right out.

[TWINS]

Bruce,what the fuck! We need to hook up next season.You allways have a place to crash.Bring the muscle relaxers...............

[Mathematics]

hey mags. I want you to kno-w I dont like any of you. ou're all bad ppeole, and I wouldnt trust any of you as far as far s I couild throw you.

bad peoplee!!!!

PS

this is the track thats gettin me lai d toinght



jer - you're still ok. everyone else = douvhebag. (german)

PPS - mags - I forgive ou for your sins, in fact I appreciate your sins, we can be fifrends again.

I type like a rockstar s

[mock vomit]

hey mags. I want you to kno-w I dont like any of you. ou're all bad ppeole, and I wouldnt trust any of you as far as far s I couild throw you.

bad peoplee!!!!

PS

this is the track thats gettin me lai d toinght



jer - you're still ok. everyone else = douvhebag. (german)

PPS - mags - I forgive ou for your sins, in fact I appreciate your sins, we can be fifrends again.

I type like a rockstar s

DPPS....