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Thread: No longer a surprise - I'm a transsexual maggot

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    I'd prolly toss her a treat and put her outside with a bowl of water so she could at least groom herself before coming back in.
    You got something against dogs?

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    Fucking a dog is only bad if the dog acted on impulse.
    Life is not lift served.

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    Reminds me of a story....

    Three dogs, a poodle, a labrador and a great dane are in the waiting room at teh vets. The dane asks the poodle why he's there " Well, I ate the interior of my mistress's new mercedes cause the bitch didn't leave the window down for me and I'm getting fitted for a muzzle," the poodle says.

    "And you?" the dane asks the lab.

    "I've been humping legs and cats, so their gonna cut my balls off," the lab answered, "What about you?"

    Oh, I've been humping my mistress every time she gets out of the shower and lays on the bed," the dane says.

    "So what, they're gonna cut your balls off, too? the poodle asks.

    "Oh, no, I'm just getting my claws trimmed," the dane replied.

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    Reading this thread makes Google Ads think you are a tranny

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    Life is not lift served.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    Reading this thread makes Google Ads think you are a tranny
    that's funny 'cause all my google ads are skiing-related. been visiting other sites on the "subject" lately?

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    Nope, and I only get the tranny adds when I click this thread. I also get pregnancy related ads as well.

    The latest:

    1 Trick To Lose Man Boobs
    I failed to lose my man boobs until I discovered 2 tricks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    umm. what?
    Yea, if a pedo just keeps all their sick fantasies to themselves and never actually does anything to a kid, there isn't a victim, except the pedo, who has to go through life as a sick fuck. Not sure whats so hard to understand about that.
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Yea, if a pedo just keeps all their sick fantasies to themselves and never actually does anything to a kid, there isn't a victim,
    ...and he isn't a pedo.
    Life is not lift served.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    ...and he isn't a pedo.
    Actually, he is. He just hasn't acted on his mental disorder.

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    What about dog fuckers?
    Life is not lift served.

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    If you don't get caught, it didn't happen.
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    Reading Leroy and blurred posts result in this :

    "Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso

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    Quote Originally Posted by philippeR View Post
    Reading Leroy and blurred posts result in this :

    Sorry, if you're gay, its probably because you're french.

    I don't think me and blurry have the power to turn you gay.

    Well blurry probably doesn't. I'm so goddamn handsome I guess anything is possible.
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    "We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats

    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post

    Well blurry probably doesn't. I'm so goddamn handsome I guess anything is possible.
    But he is the the "bad boy of skiing", every boy band has to have one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    I've avoided chiming in until now, because I figured that I didn't have anything to add that hasn't been said.

    I've actually been pleasantly surprised by the tone of the thread. I would've expected the anti-obvious posters to substantially outnumber the pro. Sure, there are a few folks who appear to have way too much time on their hands and are locked into a debate that neither side will possibly win (not to say I don't enjoy reading it, of course), but hey, it's teh interweb. The occasional chimers-in, on the other hand, are pretty strongly pro. I wouldn't have expected that level of support.

    This thread makes me proud to be a maggot.

    Anyway, hi, obvious. If we've met in real life, I apologize in advance for the fact that the next time we meet, I'll probably say something stupid, like an unintentional double-entendre. (Of course, those who know me know that saying something stupid is really my forte.) Regardless, kudos to you for this public step in the ongoing process of coming out -- starting this thread was truly brave, and you have my respect.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    Indeed, it should not be surprising that the one who is against everything Biblical and Christian should be a partaker of so great a sin; there is no greater way to reject the Creator than to reject your gender and his design for it. And at what other time have we seen such perversion come out of the closets onto our streets, threatening violence if we do not accept their ways?

    "Will the Antichrist be a homosexual?", Wasilla Frontiersman, May 25, 2009

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyn View Post
    This came up last week and it's interesting to see a woman enlist in the civil war and continue to live her whole life afterward as a man. That must have been a lonely road to travel at that time.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=104452266
    Cashier fought in more than 40 battles and earned a reputation for bravery and tenacity. In one battle, he was briefly captured but finally escaped wresting a guards rifle and knocking him out with it.
    While living at the Soldiers and Sailors' retirement home in Quincy Ill, Cashier's true identity was discovered and he was sent to Watertown State Hospital for the Insane where he was forced to wear a dress and live as a woman until his death on October 10, 1915.
    Meanwhile, after careful review and interviews with dozens of fellow veterans, The Federal Pension Bureau decided to maintain Cashier's full pension status. At the insistence of his fellow soldiers, Albert Cashier was buried in his uniform and given a funeral with full military honors.
    His grave in Saunemin, IL remains a landmark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Sorry, if you're gay, its probably because you're french.

    I don't think me and blurry have the power to turn you gay.

    Well blurry probably doesn't. I'm so goddamn handsome I guess anything is possible.
    Hmm, you call him blurry ? That's cute.

    And what Le Dad said.
    "Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso

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    Quote Originally Posted by philippeR View Post
    Hmm, you call him blurry ? That's cute.

    And what Le Dad said.
    You're an advocate of crossdressers. What a surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dad View Post
    stuff, whatever
    Did you use to be AlpineDad or somebody? You've been registered for four years and you have 6,000 posts and I've never heard of you.

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    west coast support from her friends, I knew it was Punani. girl, your skiing is hot whatever your gender... you're a Superstar!

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    Will women still pay for a former male to give them pleasure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Did you use to be AlpineDad or somebody? You've been registered for four years and you have 6,000 posts and I've never heard of you.
    Are you not showing signatures? Yeah.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    So I can understand you wanting to have titties and all since you've probably been spending most of the last two decades coveting them. But your girlfriend seems to love you. Is she a lesbian or will she miss getting the stiff one? Seems like kind of a selfish move on your part.
    That poor woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    So I can understand you wanting to have titties and all since you've probably been spending most of the last two decades coveting them. But your girlfriend seems to love you. Is she a lesbian or will she miss getting the stiff one? Seems like kind of a selfish move on your part.
    That poor woman!
    He got his cock taxidermy'd for her. Thought we covered that.

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