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  1. 01-21-2009, 12:23 AM #676
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    God Damn/Bless $1 PBR draughts at my bar. Great night, and NO CLASSES TOMORROW BIOTCH.

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  3. 02-08-2009, 03:52 AM #678
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    helllotr sehwoit threoad i hadve missedg you for manny eages . itadsf aboatur time i got backed to hewer
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  4. 02-08-2009, 04:03 AM #679
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    yup. lots of vodka tonight. shoulda come to drop in at murray bb, it was good.
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  6. 02-15-2009, 01:54 AM #681
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    Its fuckin saturday!
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    OMFG TOTS RULE>!
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    Not drunk, not even close...but the first Bells Two Hearted Ale of the night is compelling me to have a second....Goddamn this shit is good. One of my favorites all time, any where.



    edit: Fuck, it took a long time to find an image that would post...goddamn.
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  9. 02-15-2009, 10:29 PM #684
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    Warbird Red Ale for me tonight.



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    fucka took me long enough to find this fucker... i have visited this trhead so mcuhc adn im tnos even 21 yet, lord knows how often ill be here when i do... i think i have a problem....



































































































    pause NOT im fine with my drinking
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  11. 03-01-2009, 02:31 AM #686
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    Hope is fucking shit!

    the more hope you have, the more you get stoked on opportunities and potential for good things to happen the more wrecked you are when it's all just turns o0ut to be fucked like always.

    I wish sometimes t hat I'd never skied, never gotten into skiing like I did. i could have learned to ski later, all that shit, just leaving it all behind and skiing fuck money fuck society. I wasted my best years on that shit.; I don't remember some random day of being stoned and skiing, it means nothing. Family, building a business, making lifelong friends, that's life. not fucking around in some resort town where everybody comes and goes and nobody givesa shit about anybody. I would give any of you my mind, all my skiing days and my skis and my stuff and my house and shit just to trade for a normal life with a family and friends in my homeotown. should have played hockey and stayed in michigan where people aren't white trash fucking douchebags like this place. fuck utah. too much beer. shouldn't even try to go on "dates" with women who don't know me and odn't ski. end.
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  12. 03-01-2009, 07:39 AM #687
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    holy shit it 634mt and im oplowed. BOOM! who doent sometime wish they were single? BOOM! me.



    ITS MUSTACHE MARCH,. MUTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS IN???? I ALREADY LOOK LIKE THE COLONOL SANDERS. sign upo BOOM!



    FUCK U, GOOD MORNING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan View Post
    Hope is fucking shit!

    the more hope you have, the more you get stoked on opportunities and potential for good things to happen the more wrecked you are when it's all just turns o0ut to be fucked like always.

    I wish sometimes t hat I'd never skied, never gotten into skiing like I did. i could have learned to ski later, all that shit, just leaving it all behind and skiing fuck money fuck society. I wasted my best years on that shit.; I don't remember some random day of being stoned and skiing, it means nothing. Family, building a business, making lifelong friends, that's life. not fucking around in some resort town where everybody comes and goes and nobody givesa shit about anybody. I would give any of you my mind, all my skiing days and my skis and my stuff and my house and shit just to trade for a normal life with a family and friends in my homeotown. should have played hockey and stayed in michigan where people aren't white trash fucking douchebags like this place. fuck utah. too much beer. shouldn't even try to go on "dates" with women who don't know me and odn't ski. end.

    WOW!
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    Fuck that tho, i UNDERSTAND Your idea but people would kill for your life....bad snow year, fuck it!
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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  14. 03-05-2009, 08:58 PM #689
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    its been a ewhile since i posted in here

    im back, spreing break finally. start drinking heavily at 5pm and tis is what you get

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  15. 03-05-2009, 09:33 PM #690
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    beer and painkillers for the win!!!
    "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".

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  16. 03-07-2009, 06:29 AM #691
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    Handles of captain on sale at the local liquor store = me going to work drunkover this morning
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  17. 03-15-2009, 12:28 AM #692
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    DAMNIT I CRASHED MY BIKE AND NOW IM ALL BLOODY, AND IT HURTS STUPID AACLOHOLE. wow caps lock. s,iing tomorrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    DAMNIT I CRASHED MY BIKE AND NOW IM ALL BLOODY, AND IT HURTS STUPID AACLOHOLE. wow caps lock. s,iing tomorrow
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    another weekend in the UP, gotta luv it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    another weekend in the UP, gotta luv it!!
    fUCKING A dude, fucking A. I got both knees, and the majority of my left arm. stuid black ice, all i wanted was to drift through the intersection.. I hope my jacket isnt ripped.

    but in other news, 50 and sunny tomorrow!!!!! stoke! its going to suck to put on gloves.
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  20. 03-18-2009, 02:45 AM #695
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    bump!

    we didnt go out but enjoed a bunch of blue moons after i was done with cool and bf done with work. we also made smooshy faces on our dog which was cute. dog and bf are bnapping on floor, i am about to go joing them.

    happy st patricks day!
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  21. 03-18-2009, 03:02 AM #696
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    St pattys is mt bday and i got wasted. With a bunch of norwegian and swedish girls. Now i am on TGR. Typisk.
    Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripen View Post
    St pattys is mt bday and i got wasted. With a bunch of norwegian and swedish girls. Now i am on TGR. Typisk. FML
    Fixed it for you.
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    Just won The mustache award at the downstairs bar, judged by julianne Carr. hes a good shit. thanx for the shots and Thanks for the booty, a 90 min massage and a descrete hat. and a kick ass hangover on a powday Ill postv piucs of the stache when not so drunk
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  24. 04-24-2009, 11:17 PM #699
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    Fuchshittt yous peple, speshally turd levens are a bunch of fucking nut shit dick fucks wish nushin to shay.
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