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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 01-08-2009, 01:23 PM #176
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    Her name is Andressa Soares, she's some Brazilian hip-hop dancer chic....and she's bulletproof....FKNA!
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    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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  2. 01-08-2009, 04:11 PM #177
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    yeah... but she's a pro... I don't think ullr will accept a professional as a proper offering.
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  3. 01-08-2009, 04:35 PM #178
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    I just figured we needed something done about the snow situation here in the MW...we got 4" over night...looks like it worked to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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  4. 01-08-2009, 06:04 PM #179
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    someone please do something for the PNW! Quick!
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  5. 01-08-2009, 06:20 PM #180
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    someone please do something for the PNW! Quick!
    Hey you dirty bastard, looks like you guys were throwing a kegger at your workplace last week. Cars everywhere.

    And yes, save the PNW!
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  6. 01-08-2009, 10:01 PM #181
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    Thanks for bumping this thread.
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  8. 01-10-2009, 01:26 AM #183
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Hey you dirty bastard, looks like you guys were throwing a kegger at your workplace last week. Cars everywhere.

    And yes, save the PNW!
    If so they forgot to invite me. Us usual.

    I owe you a call....
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  9. 01-10-2009, 04:10 AM #184
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    Nice work Maggots, it has been dumping.



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  10. 01-10-2009, 06:28 AM #185
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    That thong shot is quite outstanding.

    Ullr loves MILFs too.

    +1 on the good work Mags.
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  11. 01-10-2009, 10:34 AM #186
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    Quote Originally Posted by carvedog View Post
    That thong shot is quite outstanding.
    Yeah, she's thinking of trying out to be a reef girl. I think she's got what it takes...
    Thanks for the inspiration M. Padded Room.
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  12. 01-10-2009, 08:00 PM #187
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    Bump to the top East coast can not afford anymore setbacks.

    ps love the thong shot..
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
    Yeah, she's thinking of trying out to be a reef girl. I think she's got what it takes...
    Thanks for the inspiration M. Padded Room.
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  14. 01-11-2009, 01:35 AM #189
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim S View Post
    I'd blow myself up if I knew 26 of her were waiting on the other side!

    She's a goddess.
    There are.

    But you'll have to use a bicycle pump.
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    Don't you dare bury it in the least busy forum on here!
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  17. 01-12-2009, 12:55 AM #192
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    Outstanding work icecoasters. May your powder be as nubile as your offering.

    Ullr must very pleased. Not that I could presume.....
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  18. 01-12-2009, 01:02 AM #193
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    GTOAT!!! hopefully Jerseyrobs most recent offering can break up the dreaded High pressure setting over UT
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    Jerseyrob steppin it up! Bravo.
    I might have to bring my A game to this thread, as I'm coming to UT this week and things aren't looking good snow-wise...
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
    Jerseyrob steppin it up! Bravo.
    I might have to bring my A game to this thread, as I'm coming to UT this week and things aren't looking good snow-wise...
    A-GAME! A-GAME! A-GAME! A-GAME! A-GAME! A-GAME
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
    Jerseyrob steppin it up! Bravo.
    I might have to bring my A game to this thread, as I'm coming to UT this week and things aren't looking good snow-wise...
    Umm that would be fine. Just make sure she brings her A game too. No subs.
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    Dear ULLR,

    We are leaving on a trip to Squaw Valley in 10 days. I can't help but notice that it has been fairly warm and dry there lately. This will be my wife's only western trip for the year, and we would appreciate some powder.

    I would like to offer the following sacrifice.

    Thank you in advance,

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    Love how Rob's chicas still have marker from the bars on their hands. Way to pick up the scraps at the closing bell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Love how Rob's chicas still have marker from the bars on their hands. Way to pick up the scraps at the closing bell!
    Married scraps, no less! Nice pudendum!
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  25. 01-12-2009, 03:38 PM #200
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    A whole file? please share
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