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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 01-01-2009, 11:02 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by GordonShumway View Post
    Edit: National weather service is calling for most of this precip to fall as rain... Boo.
    "THE HEAVIEST PRECIPITATION WILL OCCUR OVER THE SOUTH SLOPES OF
    THE OLYMPICS AND OVER THE CENTRAL WASHINGTON CASCADES IN LEWIS
    AND THURSTON COUNTIES. HOWEVER THAT IS ALSO WHERE THE SNOW LEVELS
    WILL CLIMB THE MOST...WITH PRECIPITATION FALLING MOSTLY AS RAIN
    BELOW 5000 FEET THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING. PRECIPITATION WILL
    NOT BE QUITE AS HEAVY IN THE NORTH CASCADES...BUT IT WILL REMAIN
    GENERALLY AS SNOW AT 3000 FEET ABOVE FOR THE ENTIRE EVENT."
    Not so much, as the telemetry from the local hill indicates it is in fact still snowing not raining, so hard that the passes will all be closed and us dumb fuck country hicks will be getting face shots well into Saturday afternoon,

    Good thing that our base is at 4600 and the peak is at 6740, not as high as the big boys in CO get to go but at least its freash POW right?

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  2. 01-02-2009, 10:53 PM #152
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    Dear Ullr:

    please give me good snow on my trip to Summit county this week, if you do, I will give you some good pictures of eye pleasing girls.
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  3. 01-02-2009, 11:43 PM #153
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    Ok here ya go Ullr--keep it coming!
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  4. 01-03-2009, 02:54 PM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    Dear Ullr:

    please give me good snow on my trip to Summit county this week, if you do, I will give you some good pictures of eye pleasing girls.
    I don't think it works that way. You've got to give up the goods if you want to ski the goods.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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  5. 01-04-2009, 09:13 PM #155
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    Bump to keep it on the first page!

    We need some snow up here!
    Flying the Bluehouse colors in Western Canada! Let me know if you want some rad skis!!

    "He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"

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  6. 01-04-2009, 09:34 PM #156
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    Sorry for the shit cellie pic and lack of full on labia Ullr, but it's all I got for now...
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  7. 01-04-2009, 10:33 PM #157
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    Edit: ^^^ Dayum, nice booty...


    Damn, glad I stumbled into the padded room, but now I know who to blame for the current dry spell in the midwest. This Might just be motivation enough to develop some old rolls of film I have lying around as an offering to Ullr for the midwest....
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
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    Natty has found a willing partner in crime! Yay!
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    Bump. I heard high pressure was coming, so, bump.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread
    Sorry
    Don't be.

    Bump.
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  11. 01-06-2009, 01:09 AM #161
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    Not NSFW but.....




    In the midst of mild snowstorm




    7:34 am...are you sure you have to leave for freshies?

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    bump. forecast not good.
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  14. 01-06-2009, 09:46 PM #164
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
    Sorry for the shit cellie pic and lack of full on labia Ullr, but it's all I got for now...
    perhaps you can perform under high pressure, because apologies will get you nothing but sunshine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim S View Post
    Not NSFW but.....




    In the midst of mild snowstorm




    7:34 am...are you sure you have to leave for freshies?

    some nice milfage there. well played.
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  16. 01-06-2009, 11:25 PM #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim S View Post
    Not NSFW but.....




    In the midst of mild snowstorm




    7:34 am...are you sure you have to leave for freshies?

    FKNA, that woman is hot! Ought to be worth 12-14 inches of snow the next three days!
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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  17. 01-07-2009, 07:51 AM #167
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
    Sorry for the shit cellie pic and lack of full on labia Ullr, but it's all I got for now...
    Gawd damn. That ass is incredible.
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    That arse is incredible!!!!!
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  19. 01-07-2009, 10:32 PM #169
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    FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! After taking down the pics of my wifes anonymous ( but spectacular) tits I beg forgiveness in light of the wrath that you have bestowed upon the PNW. We bow down to you and promise much more and greater offerings tomorrow great ULLR.
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  20. 01-07-2009, 11:16 PM #170
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    Do I know her? No...Do I wish I did? FKNA yeah!!!

    Tahoe needs snow, the PNW needs a miracle, and the midwest is hurtin' right now too, so even though I talked about developing some old film I figured I wouldn't fuck around with that, and instead offer Ullr the very best IMO...








    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
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  21. 01-07-2009, 11:43 PM #171
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    ^ The LES has kicked in for southern Michigan. Light snow forecasted every day through the weekend. It isn't much but better than what we've had since Christmas.
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  22. 01-08-2009, 01:39 AM #172
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    Holy fucking BADONK-A-DONK ass. FUCKING RUGG-ED.
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  23. 01-08-2009, 03:04 AM #173
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    Getting in early with my pleas to Ullr. So what if it's still summer here.
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  24. 01-08-2009, 05:34 AM #174
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    holy fuk............baby got back. sir mix-a-lot would be proud.
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  25. 01-08-2009, 07:29 AM #175
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