Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

**Pow4Brains** · 11-15-2008, 02:38 AM

Lacquer head feeds his one desire
Lacquer head sets his skull on fire

**ak_powder_monkey** · 11-15-2008, 02:49 AM

Why haove I not yet posted in theis very imiportant threatd?

**belgian** · 11-15-2008, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Why haove I not yet posted in theis very imiportant threatd?

Becaues you are incapablie aof typing through you r bigh blubbery drunkedn Vagina. Thats right howre. Fuck yo tittays.

**basinbum** · 11-15-2008, 03:42 AM

is it ntot agotto thing that i postni nt this thread more then every one sleso doesd???

**halcyon** · 11-15-2008, 03:55 AM

I'm only marginally buzzed... okay, a little drunk... but still pretty stoked that I went out with a really amazing girl tonight.

Sorry, felt awkward asking for naked pics on the first date. She's cool, but not that cool.

**basinbum** · 11-15-2008, 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by halcyon

I'm only marginally buzzed... okay, a little drunk... but still pretty stoked that I went out with a really amazing girl tonight.

Sorry, felt awkward asking for naked pics on the first date. She's cool, but not that cool.

not only did you let us down but you let your self down... deeep inside

**Crock** · 11-15-2008, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by halcyon

I'm only marginally buzzed... okay, a little drunk... but still pretty stoked that I went out with a really amazing girl tonight.

Sorry, felt awkward asking for naked pics on the first date. She's cool, but not that cool.

**BurnHard** · 11-15-2008, 05:16 AM

you all fuckin FAIL dudez. I'm fuckin drunk, just got home, made out with 4 different fuckin chickx at the club (and I *DO* have maggot witnesses), got myself some more fun outside of the club, and alm now ;ready to pasdfs OUT.

pecae!!

**adam** · 11-15-2008, 12:55 PM

You made out with 4 girls! Thats nearly as many as 5!

**Bodhi** · 11-17-2008, 04:39 PM

Four, Five, Six pack of girls? Not sure if that is a good idea or a really bad drunk idea...one is enough to get on my nerves and drive me apeshit. Thank god for dogs and iPods.

**Seth0687** · 11-19-2008, 07:45 PM

Finally made it to Co time to get drunk trunk drnk drunk woot woot

**basinbum** · 11-21-2008, 01:31 AM

not much of a drunk post but it will affect my drinking tomorrow night i have a fuckin alcohol class from fuckin 5 till 10 oh ya then its again saturday morning from 9till 1 some fuckin garbage shit guess that means i just have to drink till i puke then have three more shots and call it a night on saturday night

**halcyon** · 11-21-2008, 03:20 AM

beer + cold meds = way rad

**Crock** · 11-21-2008, 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by halcyon

beer + cold meds = way rad

x2

**halcyon** · 11-22-2008, 05:32 AM

3 of 4 days drunki and it's only friday!

die cold and sinus congeston die i kill you with alcohol

**montanagirl** · 11-24-2008, 10:35 PM

Sad that last post was 2 days ago. Here I go- cracked open 2nd bottle of Shiraz. Mr. MG sucks royaly, so I went and had a maasage, plus 2 bottles of wine and home alone with 3 dogs to keep me company. Guys suck and not literally tonight...

**julesrules** · 11-27-2008, 12:41 PM

it's 10:40am PST - been downing the mimosas this morning. My thanksgiving day big meal was breakfast - egg strata with a whole bunch of cheese - yum!

Just giggling with the roommate, sitting on the couch watching tivo'ed Colbert Report and searching online for eastern sierra backcountry treks for later this weekend.

Yay for getting tipsy early in the morning!

**halcyon** · 11-28-2008, 03:42 AM

Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!

Fuck yeah.

**karpiel** · 11-29-2008, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by halcyon

Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!

Fuck yeah.

fucibg show ever

besr

**Keegan** · 11-30-2008, 04:07 AM

fuckin 20am here. had a greart going away party for a byuddy whos' going to turkey for 5 months.
hot british exchange chick was there. great ngith. vibes to the mumbai victims and faimliesl.

**ill-advised strategy** · 11-30-2008, 04:47 AM

I just got the kind of lecture you'd hear a mormon parent give a high school kid from some West Valley City cop tonight because the FAGWAD cock smoking rent-a-cops "caught" me drinking some vodka from a flask at a pro hockey game, like I was supposed to be hiding it...it hadn't really occurred to me being as how I wasn't driving and I'm a grey haired fucking fat ass middle aged adult man.

I mean, seriously, I'm 31 years old, I have to pass a huge FBI background check to do my job. I was nothing but calm and decent with these assholes and I have to endure, with a straight face, this 20 year old cop and 3 retard security guards all lecturing me about the evils of liquor and the dangers of people drinking at a public function like I'm going to believe them or learn some important fucking life lesson from these dimwits? They kept me there under the threat of arrest just so they could give me a piece of their mind on the topic of EVIL ALCOHOL before they let me go, because they had nothing to charge me with. It was like some after school special...johnny caught drinking at the hockey arena!

dude, fuck utah, fuck the idiot-follower dipshit people who made this culture what it is. If you're from Utah and your daddy and your granddaddy were from here, then fuck you and fuck them. This could be such a kick ass place to live if it weren't for YOU and all the fuckwad locals like YOU. If you think Joseph Smith was anything but a con and this ridiculous church with it's retarded prohibitionist political agenda is legitimate in any way fuck YOU. I really wish all the redneck cops and the self righteous mormon republicunts in state government would eat their own shit and die painfully of shit poisoning.

The irony kills me, the best most accessible skiing and to live here you have to be surrounded by LDS fuckwits. It's just amazing. And you go to Portland OR...so friendly, everything is so nice in Portland except there isn't shit for skiing. We need to move the fuckwits to portland and import the cool people here.

rrrrrr.

end rant

**halcyon** · 11-30-2008, 05:38 AM

I'm not really that drunk, but I have been drinking for the last few hours with a few bros and some ski movies, so I'm claiming it.

**hemas** · 11-30-2008, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by YetiMan

The irony kills me, the best most accessible skiing and to live here you have to be surrounded by LDS fuckwits. It's just amazing. And you go to Portland OR...so friendly, everything is so nice in Portland except there isn't shit for skiing. We need to move the fuckwits to portland and import the cool people here.

Come, Portland is too good... don't spoil that. I'd rather have the LDS move the Kansas... or possibly Texas, get the drift.[/non drunk, workin ' on a sunday finn]