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Thread: How Gay is the soul patch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    If your soul patch tickles her clit when you lick then where are you licking? And why?

    For your help http://www.coolnurse.com/anatomy.htm
    Yeah, venturing around the vaginal regions is lame and you should just shove your face in one area and stay there forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grange View Post
    With the soul patch you'll have to pierce both ears and as mentioned earlier may have to "frost" your hair. You know typical gay stuff.
    No way.
    This is not gay, is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooster View Post
    Anything other than a full beard or porno mustache with or without sideburns is pretty much gay to 17.
    What about if you just grew the hair on your chin really long and then braided it and put a few beads in there. And then sang a song called Them Bones with the greatest band ever to emerge from Seattle? Would that still be gay to 17? I think not.

    Post first, THEN o.d. on a speedball.

    Oh yeah - sould patch = very queer

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    Gallagher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skibuminwyo View Post
    Do not mock the soul patch. It is the only hair that grows on my face............ must be the Indian in me.
    If you're not a girl and somebody is in you, that's pretty gay.

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    anybody see "Intervention" tonight? (yeah, my favorite show. it makes my own addictions seem paltry and insignificant...) anyhow, the show was about Asa (nickname Gaysa). An alcoholic and bulemic, and also as queer as the day is long. Permanent soul patch, from early high school, 11 years to present...

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    Steve, do I have to fly back to Jackson just to pin your ass down and shave that shit off? Come on man, soul patch is gay and no where near as rad as the PORN stash. If you grow the stash you should combine it with Mutton Chops so everyone knows you're not serious. I feel that my lack of presence on meadowlark is leading to bad things.

    I miss taking the pictures tho.
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    ^^^
    Terrible facial hair is what keeps me going during the non winter months. I got skunked 2 days in a row fishing so i grew a handle bar stash like all the true Wyoming fishing guides and started catching fish. Then I got bored at work and shaved a soul patch and posted on TGR about it. But don't worry I will have the beautiful porn stash next winter once again when you come visit. As for it looking gay, I figured I'd give it a few more days, but it is pretty lame. The chick likes it, but it's not me. By the way BabyBear has the greatest picture of my stash from the Sweethogs and Swinehearts ball. I look like I retired and went to Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    My wife loves mine. I was going to shave it off - she said NO.
    Ha...your wife is a fag hag.
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
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    It depends on who is wearing it.
    However, why even bother being homophobic?













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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix Dark-Dirk View Post
    It depends on who is wearing it.
    However, why even bother being homophobic?













    #1,#2 and #5 aren't soul patches. The soul patch stands alone. Tom Waits - WTF???

    And I don't think the "gay" comments here are actually directed at homosexuals. Gay guys have WAY too much fashion sense to go around with a soul patch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    gayer than a buttload of AIDS


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    Oh....I'm in trouble. First the frapaccino/mocha deal, and now this. I'd better call my father....again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    And I don't think the "gay" comments here are actually directed at homosexuals.
    Gay guys have WAY too much fashion sense to go around with a soul patch.
    Jer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio View Post
    You mean a clit tickler?
    I call mine the "Womb Broom".

    I would NEVER call it a"soul patch". That IS geigh.
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