How Gay is the soul patch?

[NippleHighPow]

So I was shaving today and realized I have rocked every facial hair style under the sun including, full beards, goatees, fu-man-chu's, handle bars, straight porno stash (3 straight months thank you very much), a chin strap, side burns of all kinds, but have never just rocked the soul patch, also better known as a flavor savor. So I gave it a try. Not too sure what I think yet. What are others thoughts on this particular facial style....too french, artsy, gay, what?

[Yukonrider]

On a scale of 1 to taking it up the ass every night, its a 17

[axebiker]

My wife loves mine. I was going to shave it off - she said NO.

[Diamond Joe]

I, also, have rocked every single imaginable facial hair style in my 15 years of shaving. Except the soul patch. Because its gay.

[Rooster]

Anything other than a full beard or porno mustache with or without sideburns is pretty much gay to 17.

Whats a soul patch. And proud work on the p-stache for three months.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Ray Charles rocked the soul patch, and was a fucking badass.

Then again, he wasn't really in a position to be self-conscious about it.

[Rooster]

^^Joe Strummer is one of the greatest man. Cheers.

[gatorboy]

Don't worry about it.
I'm sure it looks fine on you.
(cough)homo(cough)

[NippleHighPow]

Ray Charles rocked the soul patch, and was a fucking badass.

Then again, he wasn't really in a position to be self-conscious about it.

Not self conscious, I could really care less when it comes to facial hair. I just like switching things up. Like I said I've rocked porn star stashes for months on end ha. Just bored at work and asking what others' thought. Valid point on Ray Charles though, dude was a pimp.

[pappag]

You mean a clit tickler?

[TS Quint]

I've never thought of the soul patch as gay...really, the solo mustache (sans goatee or beard) looks more gay to me...

[somegeek]

You mean a clit tickler?

Depends on how you're diving... conventional means you'd have flavor and or doodoo on your patch if she's dirty.

[Platinum Pete]

You wanna try something bold... Hitler stasche. No where near as homo as a soul patch and way more ballsy than a porno stasche. You will get girls with the Hitler Clit-Tickler (quality of girls may not be up to par).

[Blurred]

What are others thoughts on this particular facial style....too french, artsy, gay, what?

Not really gay unless you have testicles bouncing off of it. If you do, then it's pretty gay.

[neck beard]

You mean a clit tickler?

If your soul patch tickles her clit when you lick then where are you licking? And why?

For your help http://www.coolnurse.com/anatomy.htm

Not really gay unless you have testicles bouncing off of it. If you do, then it's pretty gay.

Sound like you don't need any anatomical help.


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[Core Shot]

a/k/a "Woomb Broom"

its only gay if you think frosting the tips of your hair is gay.
If you are a frosted hair guy then by all means go ahead.


The only way to do the soul patch, is in combo with a stache, a la Frank Zappa.
that is not gay.
But you need a seriously thick stache.

[addict]

Fuck it, go the neck beard. That's where it's at.

[Rontele]

gayer than a buttload of AIDS

[moose pit]

Neck beard is good but to really style it out go for the throatee.

[72Twenty]

[P_McPoser]

^ That is gay

[sconniestyle]

i always thought the reason the soul patch was invented is to allow people to taste ball sweat all day long, not just during the times that they are being tea bagged or slapping scrot off their chin

[skibuminwyo]

Do not mock the soul patch. It is the only hair that grows on my face............ must be the Indian in me.

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

Solo staches are pretty gay, but its fun to see how far you can take it. Plus, everyday felt like Halloween for like 4 months. I got tired of setting my face on fire during safety meetings though.

[Grange]

With the soul patch you'll have to pierce both ears and as mentioned earlier may have to "frost" your hair. You know typical gay stuff.