Sending a big FUCK YOU to PSB.

[trainnvain]

That's what I read.

Much filthier in Sherbrooke.
The bagels, that is.

[axebiker]

Who puts tomatoes on bagels anyway???

[RootSkier]

Einstein steamed bagels, what the everloving fuck. Schwag.

Oh well, I have to go 50 miles to get a bagel...and they fucking suck.

[house]

shit, three pages about a messed up bagel order?

Sounds like a problem to be taken care of by the hebrew hammer...

[rideit]

Oh, fuck...the scene in that movie where he is telling the chick how thier relationship is going to be, in order to turn her on...



Well, that pretty much describes my marriage.

If anyone could find a you tube link...

[rideit]

Who puts tomatoes on bagels anyway???

Well, those of us who loves us a hot, freshly boiled n' baked everything, with a pile of Lox, capers, Cream Cheese, red onions, and yes, thinly sliced, perfectly ripe tomotoes, cracked black pepper, pinch o' sea salt...well,



That's who.

[Cliff Huckable]

1. Real bagels are made in two places: NYC and Montreal. So, there are no bagels in Jackson.
2. Bagels are eaten while fresh (a.k.a warm). Within an hour of coming out of the wood-fire oven. So, there is no toasting involved.

You are having a bun.

[axebiker]

Well, those of us who loves us a hot, freshly boiled n' baked everything, with a pile of Lox, capers, Cream Cheese, red onions, and yes, thinly sliced, perfectly ripe tomotoes, cracked black pepper, pinch o' sea salt...well,



That's who.

Asiago bagel w/ BACON scallion cream cheese for me, thanks. And DARK coffee.

[rideit]

DARK as a nigerian sunburn goes without saying, JONG.

You ain't from da' yeast coast, are ya?

(The bagel described above is a very, very traditional hebrew-re-brew, if you will...)

Asiago Bagels?

Didn't Mussolini kill a shitload of Jews?



(just sayin', I LOVES me an asiago bagel, but, PLEASE, know yo' history...)

[skiing-in-jackson]

I quit going there years ago.

I remember some wench who hadn't bathed in two weeks got snooty with me over cream cheese or an extra napkin or something...

Who cars about the toasting thing...

Their whole attitude is just rotten.

I really like when they tried to sell the place and nobody would buy, so they closed and remodeled with birds eye maple counters and asked for another million Still, nobody bought. But their prices went up.

[Lone Star]

PSB always struck me as the place that you name-drop to show that you're a cool local. and then you go there and see all those pretentious stuck up fucks on both sides of the counter and you realize that only 'locals' go there because it sucks balls.

[taz]

aleast you can GET a bagel you ask for a bagel here and they try and sell you a fucking baguette.........what even happened to product knowledge???????

[bluespark]

PSB=home of the worlds smallest, hardest bagel.

[irul&ublo]

they don't toast b/c that's what you do to old stale bagels to make them edible.

as for why you get rotten service, dunno what to say. maybe try going to the dentist for a cleaning?

Toasting carmelizes sugars in the bread. That's why it tastes better, stale or not.

[Dexter Rutecki]

You have to go to Queens, NY for a proper bagel anyway.

Queens? We're not talking about Bangladeshi food...



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I didn't even know there was such a thing as 'steamed' bagels--sounds like boiling fried chicken.

[bklyn]

Unfortunately you need the good Bklyn yeasts for a good boiled Bagel, since it has to rise just right before boiling...

My panties can be shipped overnight. Quality Bklyn yeast!

She probably volcanoed the cream cheese mount too!! Goddanmit I'm really pissed now!!!

Queens? We're not talking about Bangladeshi food...

True!

I agree w/rideit about lox, but mealy tomatoes ruin it so I don't order it with tomatoes anymore.

[WWCD]

Toasting carmelizes sugars in the bread. That's why it tastes better, stale or not.

I knew there was science behind it.

[RootSkier]

My panties can be shipped overnight. Quality Bklyn yeast!

Oh snap, some Japanese lurker just creamed himself.

[axebiker]

DARK as a nigerian sunburn goes without saying, JONG.

You ain't from da' yeast coast, are ya?

(The bagel described above is a very, very traditional hebrew-re-brew, if you will...)

Asiago Bagels?

Didn't Mussolini kill a shitload of Jews?



(just sayin', I LOVES me an asiago bagel, but, PLEASE, know yo' history...)

Sorry man... Midwest Lutheran bagels. I knew you wouldn't understand. Not quite sure where the anti-semitism came into this conversation.

[rideit]

Actually, that was pretty much pro-semitism.

(Asiago is an Italian cheese, and I wasn't being serious)

[Helldawg]

OMG, is there anything more annoying than a bagel joint that won't toast?

(Aside from this thread I mean...)

[axebiker]

Actually, that was pretty much pro-semitism.

(Asiago is an Italian cheese, and I wasn't being serious)

No worries - I wasn't taking it seriously.

[Benny Profane]

Uh, Montreal?? Lot's of jews there?

[Dexter Rutecki]

Yes, and the bagels are pretty damn good. Sometimes sliced by hotties in the cool bagel shops.