Sending a big FUCK YOU to PSB.

[advres]

OK, I have a few gripes about Pearl Street Bagels in Jackson.

#1 - it's called a toaster. Learn it, use it, love it. Who the hell WON'T toast a bagel except for these douches?

#2 - Get some employees that care about helping the customer instead of how cool they look with their new lip piercing.

Case in point. I walk into the Jackson shop this morning. the place is packed but no one is in line. 3 people are behind the counter not doing anything and me waiting with my thumb up my ass.

At first I thought maybe they didn't know I was there but sure as shit, one of them looks me right in the eyes turns around and walks into the back room. WTF?

So I finally am being helped and I had a super hard order for the person to remember. Onion bagel, veggie cream cheese and tomato slices. This bubble headed ditz repeated the order, I confirmed and she continued to make my bagel while another made my coffee. I get into the office and find, NO TOMATOS ON MY BAGEL. Since it isn't a normal order you would figure she would remember to put the things on considering I am the only one in line and she repeated my order to me 2 second before making the fucking thing.

I guess I shouldn't expect much from some barely over teenage girl who probably went out to the bar for thirsty thursday, then got fucked in the ass by her boyfriend for valentines day.

It was 9:30AM so maybe she was still a little sore and hungover, bitch

/rant

[mitch buchannon]

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

[Tap]

we used to hide the bong in the walk-in, behind the box of lettuce.

[Hutch]

Did you present your pteryldactyl mug for refilling?

[StormRider]

#1 - it's called a toaster. Learn it, use it, love it. Who the hell WON'T toast a bagel except for these douches?

You've lived in Jackson how long? And you still not over this?

[Adolf Allerbush]

I get into the office and find, NO TOMATOS ON MY BAGEL. Since it isn't a normal order you would figure she would remember to put the things on considering I am the only one in line and she repeated my order to me 2 second before making the fucking thing.

My guess is that she realized while doctoring the bagle for you that there were no tomatos sliced and therefore it was way too much work to slice some on the spot. Better to just not do it. Hilarious

[Mathematics]

because getting pissed and complaining on the interwebz is way more effective than getting pissed and complaining in person.

[Toadman]

Conventional wisdom is that they fuck you at the drive thru. But apparently it holds true for bagel shops in Jackson Hole. You have to go to Queens, NY for a proper bagel anyway.

[MuleSkinner]

I rarely go to the PSB in town anymore. I am over waiting in line for 20 minutes for a bagel and a cup of coffee.

I miss Bagel Jax - their Jalapeño cheddar bagels were pretty much the best thing ever.

[advres]

You've lived in Jackson how long? And you still not over this?

I will never get over the non-toasting thing. It is just plain wrong!

because getting pissed and complaining on the interwebz is way more effective than getting pissed and complaining in person.

I got pissed when I got to work (25 minutes away via bus) so I wasn't about to go back down there and give them a piece of my mind. I just thought I would vent to you douches. And what is complaining to 3 lackeys behind the counter going to do? They know they are useless and seem to have no problem with their roles in life. Why would my opinion change that?

[Turd Ferguson]

I would agree with their no toaster fanaticism if their so-called bagels tasted anything like bagels.

[Trashcan]

That's Mr. Douche buddy. Oh and non toasted bagels suck so I feel for ya.

[anthill]

There's no doubt, you should get a new pair of bagels. This is unacceptable. Neptune the PSOBs.

[Tippster]

I will never get over the non-toasting thing. It is just plain wrong!

I would agree with their no toaster fanaticism if their so-called bagels tasted anything like bagels.

That's Mr. Douche buddy. Oh and non toasted bagels suck so I feel for ya.

I agree with the Turd. A fresh bagel should never be toasted. You only do that with stale bagels.

(Fresh = Still warm from Oven.)

[DBdude]

or a bad bagel

[Benny Profane]

Ya see what happens when you drive all the hard working immigrants back across the border? Now all you've got are those slackers.

Better hope her stoner boyfriend isn't tuning your skis or working on the gondola lift tower right now.

[ProHoHater]

OK, I have a few gripes about Pearl Street Bagels in Jackson.

#1 - it's called a toaster. Learn it, use it, love it. Who the hell WON'T toast a bagel except for these douches?

#2 - Get some employees that care about helping the customer instead of how cool they look with their new lip piercing.

Case in point. I walk into the Jackson shop this morning. the place is packed but no one is in line. 3 people are behind the counter not doing anything and me waiting with my thumb up my ass.

At first I thought maybe they didn't know I was there but sure as shit, one of them looks me right in the eyes turns around and walks into the back room. WTF?

So I finally am being helped and I had a super hard order for the person to remember. Onion bagel, veggie cream cheese and tomato slices. This bubble headed ditz repeated the order, I confirmed and she continued to make my bagel while another made my coffee. I get into the office and find, NO TOMATOS ON MY BAGEL. Since it isn't a normal order you would figure she would remember to put the things on considering I am the only one in line and she repeated my order to me 2 second before making the fucking thing.

I guess I shouldn't expect much from some barely over teenage girl who probably went out to the bar for thirsty thursday, then got fucked in the ass by her boyfriend for valentines day.

It was 9:30AM so maybe she was still a little sore and hungover, bitch

/rant

Uh....you could make your own bagel you lazy slob. Paying for someone to put a piece of bread in toaster.....kind of lazy, .... oh, I forgot its Jackson your probably rich

[Tap]

sometimes the bong was behind the green peppers

[Adolf Allerbush]

sometimes the bong was behind the green peppers

Sometimes Green Peppers are made into bongs.

[Benny Profane]

Uh....you could make your own bagel you lazy slob. Paying for someone to put a piece of bread in toaster.....kind of lazy, .... oh, I forgot its Jackson your probably rich

You have internet access in your snowcave?

[advres]

.... oh, I forgot its Jackson your probably rich

Actually, the fact I live around here makes me extremely poor.

[ProHoHater]

Actually, the fact I live around here makes me extremely poor.

Sorry to hear that, me too. Mostly I'm pissed because I live on the north shore and there are no bagels, just spam and poi for breakfast

[Happy Fun Ball]

I thought my green pepper/asiago cream cheese tasted a little dank.

[iceclimb]

and me waiting with my thumb up my ass.

I generally find I get better service if I don't do that... ^^^

Aside from that, agreed, toast the thing and pay attention to the order.

[frozenwater]

First off - You KNOW advres is rich. I mean, he is making that mad TGR money PLUS he got the new moderator job and that is HUGE bucks.

Next, How does everyone that works in PSB have piercings when the only decent tattoo/piercer closed over 2 years ago??? (Now mtn musics side business isn't legit)

Finally - How did PSB run out Bagel Jax/Jamba Juice????? I mean Bagel jax was the shit. Thier asiago bagels were to die for. When that place closed down I knew Jackson had gone to shit and I should leave.