Any Maggots Doing Time?

[Mathematics]

I dont think most prisons have internet access, just word processors so people can type up their habeus corpus.

I've spent a couple nights in lockup (due to my own douchebaggery rather than something cool). not so bad...if you go in shit wasted you can sleep through most of it.

[snowsprite]

I have done 5 years hard cubicle time. I think I would fit right into a prison environment.

I've figured out how to keep my head down, make the right affiliations to help me fight the more powerful, use my skills/talents to get stuff I need to survive here, and generally how to work the system.

I think if I were incarcerated it would be a lateral move and I'd be fully adapted and queen bitch of the cel block in a matter of one week.

In fact, those ladies would quake with fear if they saw the dark depths of my calloused, hardened office cubicle heart. They better hope I keep obeying all the societal laws and shit...God help them all.

Sprite

PS, I once googled "prison time" and spent a bit of time reading up about human behavior in lockdown and I seriously (SERIOUSLY) could relate to a lot of it and exhibit major symptoms of a prisoner. Um...yep.

[Woodsy]

I have never done time in America....

Wasnt Spicoli in for a while?

[ulty_guy]

sorry guys, but you lot 'doing time' in denver, the east coast, or a cubicle have got no grip on reality. i've got 2 buddies doing time, they say that hell will probably be nicer because at least it'll be warm.

[kchri]

...I think if I were incarcerated it would be a lateral move and I'd be fully adapted and queen bitch of the cel block in a matter of one week.

I think I watched this movie...

[leroy jenkins]

I have done 5 years hard cubicle time. I think I would fit right into a prison environment.

I've figured out how to keep my head down, make the right affiliations to help me fight the more powerful, use my skills/talents to get stuff I need to survive here, and generally how to work the system.

I think if I were incarcerated it would be a lateral move and I'd be fully adapted and queen bitch of the cel block in a matter of one week.

In fact, those ladies would quake with fear if they saw the dark depths of my calloused, hardened office cubicle heart. They better hope I keep obeying all the societal laws and shit...God help them all.

Sprite

PS, I once googled "prison time" and spent a bit of time reading up about human behavior in lockdown and I seriously (SERIOUSLY) could relate to a lot of it and exhibit major symptoms of a prisoner. Um...yep.

You are delusional. I know you're joking too, but you're still delusional.

[Lone Star]

i hear they were tryin' to catch some Vermont ski bum ridin' dirty. maybe he's gettin' rid dirty right now in the clink somewhere?

[snowsprite]

You are delusional. I know you're joking too, but you're still delusional.

I know. That's what gives me the edge I think...the fact that I'm completely out of touch w/ reality--that craziness.

At least most "regular" inmates still retain a sense of that!

Sprite

[P_McPoser]

sorry guys, but you lot 'doing time' in denver, the east coast, or a cubicle have got no grip on reality. i've got 2 buddies doing time, they say that hell will probably be nicer because at least it'll be warm.

That's why we stay out of prison, douchebag.

[ulty_guy]

there's plenty of people in prison that never expected to be there, p mcp. crap happens.

[InspectorGadget]

For all intensive purposes, yes.

How intensive are your purposes skibumin?

Is the saying 'all intents and purposes' or 'all intense purposes'?


Intents and Purposes

The correct phrase is "to all intents and purposes." This phrase dates back to the 1500s and originated in English law, where it was "to all intents, constructions, and purposes." In modern usage, "for all intents and purposes" is also acceptable. The phrase means "for all practical purposes" and is generally used to compare two nonidentical acts or deeds, i.e., "[S]he went to his room [cell?] and drank with him, which he viewed � for all intents and purposes � as consent to sex." A shorter equivalent phrase is "in effect."

^^^ Sorry, pet peeve. ^^^

Never been behind bars.

[Sparky]

Not as 'core as Splat, but I got 2 days jail in my youth, no interweb 20 years ago in clink

[skibuminwyo]

Yes yes, I have already been called on it a couple of times. even through PM. I guess I ain't quite as smart as I done thought I was once upon a time.

[TyWebb]

Weekends for a month in High School

[Lani]

Aren't nearly all maggots serving time at a desk?

[snowsprite]

I hope not. I would not wish this on anyone!

Sprite

[steve]

So who here has done time in prison?

i spent an afternoon in the courthouse jail once 14 years ago when i was 18 and now i apparently can never go to whistler.


wow.

[Hugh Conway]

Aren't nearly all maggots serving time at a desk?

modern modular office furniture and occaisonally a breadboard thank you very much!

[A-wreck]

No internet in County Jails.
Which is why DARYLL is not currently posting up random bike parts for sale in sprocket rockets.

State pens and federal penetentiaries (sp?) usually have internet acess. Fed Pens more so that state pens.

I'm not currently in Jail but, I've done my fare share of time in county jails.

I am only behind bars now on tuesday nights and saturday and sunday afternoons.................serving drinks.

[A-wreck]

i spent an afternoon in the courthouse jail once 14 years ago when i was 18 and now i apparently can never go to whistler.


wow.

You need to go to your local canadian consulate, pleade your case to the right people and, they will give you a form that will allow you to go to Canada.
They are pretty mellow about it too. I guess they figure that, if your're serious enough to actually go to the canukistan consulate that you are probably not as big of a douche as they think you are.

[Greydon Clark]

Aren't nearly all maggots serving time at a desk?

Yeah, but instead of a conjugal trailer we have night skiing at Alpental.

[flatNshallow]

... It cost you a pack of smokes and you have to blow a guard.

So that's how you quit smoking when you were in prison!

Weak effort Steven...

Better: Voice of experience?


and because its a pet peeve:

For all intensive purposes, yes.

^^^Jeezus! Get it right already: For all intents and purposes.

[Aussie_ripper]

My local hill is only 211 vert ft. Does that count?