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Thread: TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

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    Um, if Aspencougar is indeed real, wouldn't immediate posting of any and all the photos be in order?

    Just checking ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    You guys took an all-timer and turned it into a cunt war. Thanks.
    Yes seriously......

    First off - Rev, that post still has me laughing.......you should write a book.....

    Second - Obviously AspenCougar is a troll because that was a super lame attempt........AND she was just over here stroking my thigh


    Updates.....lets see, not to exciting because i have come down with a bad cold, maybe even the flu.......umm guess who had it last week? Yeah so now i'm sick and out of commission for a few days.....

    However, i did have a nice bowl of chicken noodle soup with her this afternoon on the couch.....

    We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?

    And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts and what my "stop" codename would be.....she said she usually goes with butterfly.....

    Agh i need more dayQ to get me back in the game.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts and what my "stop" codename would be.....
    it's called the "safeword" and you better make sure you remember it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    Updates.....lets see, not to exciting because i have come down with a bad cold, maybe even AIDS or some other STD resistant to every known antibiotic.......umm guess who had it last week? Yeah so now i'm sick and out of commission for a few days.....



    Agh i need more dayQ and penicillin to get me back in the game.......
    Fixed it for you, hope your sack doesn't fall off.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    Heh ... 46 years old ... fucking since 16 ... that's 30 years ... times 6 Raps-type mountain guys per year = git 'er done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?
    Don't forget your sword...



    ...or if you're of slimmer stature and there's a tanning salon nearby...

    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts and what my "stop" codename would be.....she said she usually goes with butterfly.....
    Make sure you don't end up like:

    1. George Costanza when he got robbed by that lady he met on the subway

    2. This friend of a friend of mine in Norway. He ended up home with a chick who had been screwed over (in more than one way) too many times by guys who never called her back. They went back to his place, he was still living with his parents. She tied him to the bed, straddled him, took a dump on his stomach and left him there for his parents to find him in the morning.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    #9 hit on my google search.

    Raps, get better, I want to experience the cougar den.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourette Dude View Post

    oh no!! I hope she doesn't google much.....


    So it looks like a flu - i guess my roomie had it and a few people i have been hanging with so i will rest over the next couple days.......shoulda gotten my flu shot, oh well......

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    This is threat has Hall of Fame written all over it.

    Raps...

    Rev's reply... I was crying.

    Aspen Cougar... crying again.

    People at work were wondering why I was laughing at my desk.

    Almost died, but then Rap came back with the codename and someone added the youtube link that followed.

    P R I C E L E S S !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    oh no!! I hope she doesn't google much......
    FIRST PAGE. #7 of about 216,000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    Yes seriously......


    lets see, not to exciting because i have come down with a bad cold, maybe even the flu.......umm guess who had it last week? Yeah so now i'm sick and out of commission for a few days.....
    Shit dude time to start double bagging it

    and ya might want to start rinsing with mouth wash (yer pecker and yer gob)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raps View Post
    We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?


    duh

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    This thread does not suck.
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
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    Whooo Hooo...
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    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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    18K plus views...if everyone paid a dime to read this thread, Raps would have $2000 by the end of the weekend. Money that could be put towards; camera, antibiotics, star wars paraphernalia, etc. Just sayin, that's a lot of people. Oh, and Raps for president of the padded room (once pics are posted).
    Support your local lurker!

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    [QUOTE=Raps;1636651]





    When i woke up i was like damn where am i........then i looked over and saw this 46 year old woman smiling at me.......we did it again and then she left to wait for a furnature delivery at her house.......

    what is 'furnature'?

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    Originally Posted by Raps
    We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?
    You should ask her if you can be Gabrielle. I bet she already has the outfit ready for you!



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    Quote Originally Posted by timvwcom View Post

    Funny, I always thought 34 + 22 = 56???


    Doh!

    True: As I was waking up this am this was the first thought I had... figured I'd better come back the thread and take my abuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timvwcom View Post
    Might be kind of fun to see if we could boost it even nearer the top???
    Time to drop the Google Bomb...

    So what folks need to do is link to this thread (or This Post really with the term Aspen Cougar in the text. That should do it.

    If several folks changed their sigs and added the code below that would be an easy way....

    Aspen Cougar
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    This is the worst pain EVER!

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    Hows the weather in Aspen now?
    Last edited by timvwcom; 01-19-2008 at 07:46 PM.
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff View Post
    You should ask her if you can be Gabrielle. I bet she already has the outfit ready for you!

    No, ask her to have one of the kittens as Gabrielle and he could be Hercules


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    How about thundercats? You could be Liono and she could be Cheetarah

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