TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

[The Dad]

Hey AspenCougar, I single handedly prevented Raps from posting your pics all over the internet. Wouldn't you say that is worth a few bj's from you and your slutty friends?

With game like that, I can't imagine you have much success on your own.

[YourSupremeExcellency]

With game like that, I can't imagine you have much success on your own.

You'd be surprised at how many women are attracted to dickheads who don't give a shit and who think that "game" is beneathe them

[The Dad]

You'd be surprised at how many women are attracted to dickheads who don't give a shit and who think that "game" is beneathe them

So you're into incest survivors? Nice.

[Tye 1on]

You'd be surprised at how many gay boys are attracted to dickheads who don't give a shit and who think that "game" is beneathe them ,

fixed it for ya

[berko]

N.B. Quoting YSE defeats my (and I presume many others) use of the ignore function. If you really can't control yourself from feeding the trolls, please dont quote them.

Thanks.

[YourSupremeExcellency]

So you're into incest survivors? Nice.

Yeah I guess the man who confesses to having routinely thrown parties for the type of women who expose themselves without much prodding would think that is nice.

[The Dad]

N.B. Quoting YSE defeats my (and I presume many others) use of the ignore function. If you really can't control yourself from feeding the trolls, please dont quote them.

[tangent]

Sometimes it's important to call out the asswads as asswads -- if for no other reason than to clarify to casual observers who don't use ignore that they're outside the mainstream. When you do that, sometimes you need to be clear about what makes them such. That mandates quotes.

There's also a manual ignore function, by the way. In my experience, it works quite well.

[/tangent]

[YourSupremeExcellency]

[tangent]

Sometimes it's important to call out the asswads as asswads -- if for no other reason than to clarify to casual observers who don't use ignore that they're outside the mainstream. When you do that, sometimes you need to be clear about what makes them such. That mandates quotes.

There's also a manual ignore function, by the way. In my experience, it works quite well.

[/tangent]

So you still think incest is nice?

[supermodel159]

Wow. I am totally dumbfounded and at a complete loss of words. People in this thread are right, Aspen is a small town. I am so glad I can rely on my friends to remind me why I should stay away from young and immature guys. You try to have a little fun with someone and next thing you know they are posting your entire life story and their sexual exploits on the fucking internet! I'd hope that "Raps" would have a bit more candor.

That didn't take long!

Raps: Is AspenCougar a fake? Or has the coug actually hunted you down on the internet as well?

[The Dad]

Is AspenCougar a fake?

My money's on fake, because I don't think she would've chosen that name. But I could be wrong.

[YourSupremeExcellency]

YSE=tool of the week!

Your username is "ride it" and I'M the tool???

[SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON]

Your username is "ride it" and I'M the tool???

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

[Jim S]

Hey AspenCougar, I single handedly prevented Raps from posting your pics all over the internet. Wouldn't you say that is worth a few bj's from you and your slutty friends?

If you bothered to look at the SEC's divsion of SFCER (sexual favor currency and exchange rate), you'd know that, adjusted for inflation, she owes you 2 blow jobs, 1 tittyfuck, and 1 rim job.

[YourSupremeExcellency]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

That's all you got? You must be schooled in the same line of arguement as rideit.

[SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON]

That's all you got? You must be schooled in the same line of arguement as rideit.

1. A perfect argument is an argument that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of its conclusion. [1]
2. If YourSupremeExcellency exists, then there is a perfect argument for his existence. [2]
3. But in fact no argument exists that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of YourSupremeExellency's existence.
4. Therefore, YourSupremeExellency does not exist.


so - SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

[Tye 1on]

ok, i think you're the 4th STFU, and the worst. Paging the original, numero uno STFUYFM!!!! Stat!!!

[The Dad]

If you bothered to look at the SEC's divsion of SFCER (sexual favor currency and exchange rate), you'd know that, adjusted for inflation, she owes you 2 blow jobs, 1 tittyfuck, and 1 rim job.

Actually, I think you messed up the calculation a smidge. It looks like you adjusted up for inflation, rather than down. Easy mistake.

[GapersGoHome]

^^ Seriously, where did that guy go? Always had perfect timing in the thread.

[YourSupremeExcellency]

1. A perfect argument is an argument that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of its conclusion. [1]
2. If YourSupremeExcellency exists, then there is a perfect argument for his existence. [2]
3. But in fact no argument exists that persuades everyone who understands the language in which it is formed of YourSupremeExellency's existence.
4. Therefore, YourSupremeExellency does not exist.


so - SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

So if I don't exist then you are arguing with yourself???

Fags argue with those who don't exist
YSE does not exist
You argue with YSE
You are a fag

[Jim S]

^^ Seriously, where did that guy go? Always had perfect timing in the thread.

+ 1





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[GapersGoHome]

Well, there goes Page #14, thanks to YourSupremeExcellency....

[YourSupremeExcellency]

Well, there goes Page #14, thanks to YourSupremeExcellency....

Aren't you going to thank my supporting cast?

[The Reverend Floater]

You guys took an all-timer and turned it into a cunt war. Thanks.

[GapersGoHome]

Raps, any updates?

[The Dad]

You guys took an all-timer and turned it into a cunt war. Thanks.

You've got a point. And given your now-legendary Star Wars post, I think you've got second dibs on this thread after Raps.