I need new skiis

**pbcrack** · 11-18-2007, 04:23 PM

I am looking for a new set of skiis this year. I was hoping for some feed back. I am 32 years old. I weigh 125 lbs. I like to ski anything and everything. I ski in southern colorado and utah. I am not sure what skiis to buy. Any suggestions would be nice. Thanks

**MOHSHSIHd** · 11-18-2007, 04:24 PM

TECH FUCKING TALK JONG

**BigJay** · 11-18-2007, 04:27 PM

Why even reply?

(Besides to pad your post count)

(It was already at the top of the page anyway)

**MOHSHSIHd** · 11-18-2007, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by BigJay

Why even reply?

(Besides to pad your post count)

(It was already at the top of the page anyway)

Cause yelling at JONGs is a great stress reliever.

**BigJay** · 11-18-2007, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

Cause yelling at JONGs is a great stress reliever.

Touche..

**Deep Days** · 11-18-2007, 04:41 PM

What the fuck is a skii?

Of all the muthafuckas hea', Charlie Brown, you da muthafucka-est.

**Rontele** · 11-18-2007, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by pbcrack

I am looking for a new set of skiis this year. I was hoping for some feed back. I am 32 years old. I weigh 125 lbs. I like to ski anything and everything. I ski in southern colorado and utah. I am not sure what skiis to buy. Any suggestions would be nice. Thanks

pbcrack, you're totally in luck. The nice thing about TGR is that the board is full of ski company reps. I have found in the past that the best way to get the information you need is to PM them with your specific questions. Here is the list (hopefully, I will remember them all).

The K2 rep is iceman

The Atomic rep is Tap

The Dynastar rep is basom

The Volkl rep is Tippster

The Armada rep is Hutch

The Black Diamond rep is Trackhead

Let me know if that falls outside the realm of skis you were looking at and I will dig up a few more. Good luck and think snow, brah!

**Lloyd Braun** · 11-18-2007, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rontele

The K2 rep is iceman

Ha Ha you are in for it now Rontele!

Originally Posted by iceman

Send one more clueless guy my way (Volkl guy this time) and payback commences.

Even if I just think it's you, it's on.

**beaterdit** · 11-18-2007, 05:24 PM

Thanks for sharing!

If you're a girl then welcome, read first, then post. Especially in tech talk if you're looking for ski recommendations.

If you're a dude then EAT A FUCKIN' SANDWICH AND TAKE IT OVER TO TECH TALK JONGFUCKER!!!!1111111!!!!!!1

**shmoesmith** · 11-18-2007, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Rontele

pbcrack, you're totally in luck. The nice thing about TGR is that the board is full of ski company reps. I have found in the past that the best way to get the information you need is to PM them with your specific questions. Here is the list (hopefully, I will remember them all).

The K2 rep is iceman

The Atomic rep is Tap

The Dynastar rep is basom

The Volkl rep is Tippster

The Armada rep is Hutch

The Black Diamond rep is Trackhead

Let me know if that falls outside the realm of skis you were looking at and I will dig up a few more. Good luck and think snow, brah!

Come on Rontele, you could have at least told him you are the west coast rep for Salomon and answered a few of his questions rather than redirecting him...lazy, lazy, lazy.

G · 11-18-2007, 05:38 PM

Skiing in everything in Colorado and Utah? You definitely need to buy the new Bro Model by PMgear.

www.pmgear.com

BTW, if you need new bindings, there's tons of Marker reps available on this board.
(see, wasn't that easy?)

**montanaskier** · 11-18-2007, 05:52 PM

I think you guys are missing something important here....

32yo and 125lbs.....that says chica to me, that or a skinny ass gaper jong.

PB- We would be glad to help, but first we need to see some pics of you to see your body type. This is important in picking out the right pair of skis. It also helps if you are nude in the pics, lots of skis react differently with clothes than without. Please post naked pics and we will be glad to help you.

PS- if you are say 4'2" and 125, please don't bother.

**squirrelmurphy** · 11-18-2007, 06:09 PM

it's skies not "skiis" you fucking jong

**soulman978** · 11-19-2007, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by squirrelmurphy

it's skies not "skiis" you fucking jong

Whose the fucking JONG now... it's Ski's, not skies!

**Tippster** · 11-19-2007, 04:08 PM

What's your chest size? Are you single? What color Bogner do these skiis need to match?

The word Gaper is overused · 11-19-2007, 04:11 PM

I know someone who can get you a 158 Burton rental board... PM me.

**wandering, not lost** · 11-19-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by soulman978

Whose the fucking JONG now... it's Ski's, not skies!

It's actually skis (no apostrophe, unless the skis are in possession of something). So you're both wrong actually.

I think you were also trying to type "who's," as in who is.

**beaterdit** · 11-19-2007, 08:20 PM

IT"S SKIE"EI'ES!
DUH!

**soulman978** · 11-19-2007, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by wandering, not lost

It's actually skis (no apostrophe, unless the skis are in possession of something). So you're both wrong actually.

I think you were also trying to type "who's," as in who is.

haha, oops. my bad. Damn my Fred Flintstone fingers! I feel rather jongish right now.

**addict** · 11-19-2007, 09:39 PM

Where's Suit? Can you ban people for not getting sarcasm then correcting said sarcastic post? It would make things flow a lot smoother 'round here.

soulman, wandering, keep up here.

**wandering, not lost** · 11-19-2007, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by addict

soulman, wandering, keep up here.

apologies, taught singular possessives to the 4th graders this morning and I'm on a roll...

**addict** · 11-19-2007, 10:04 PM

You need to drop your standards, 4th grade is a bit much here at TGR. Start lowball at a 2nd grade level of expectations and surprises will be less common.

**tenB** · 11-20-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by wandering, not lost

apologies, taught singular possessives to the 4th graders this morning and I'm on a roll...

4th grade is a stretch for most of us. And, I've always had problems with possessive singles.

Shit! Did I just start a sentence with "And".......?

**TyWebb** · 11-20-2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by soulman978

Whose the fucking JONG now... it's Ski's, not skies!

Originally Posted by wandering, not lost

It's actually skis (no apostrophe, unless the skis are in possession of something). So you're both wrong actually.

I think you were also trying to type "who's," as in who is.

Originally Posted by soulman978

haha, oops. my bad. Damn my Fred Flintstone fingers! I feel rather jongish right now.

Originally Posted by wandering, not lost

apologies, taught singular possessives to the 4th graders this morning and I'm on a roll...

Originally Posted by tenB

4th grade is a stretch for most of us. And, I've always had problems with possessive singles.

Shit! Did I just start a sentence with "And".......?

All of you fucking stooges need to read a bit and figure out that this is a joke and a well played one at that:

Originally Posted by squirrelmurphy

it's skies not "skiis" you fucking jong

And this guy is right:

Originally Posted by addict

Where's Suit? Can you ban people for not getting sarcasm then correcting said sarcastic post? It would make things flow a lot smoother 'round here.

soulman, wandering, keep up here.