Portland Maggots: A Drunkening.

[Heather]

The last time I wore a skirt it took the promise of $20 (which I never received) and the promise of free beer (which I did receive). During one night wearing a skirt I think I was de-skirtted no less than sixty times (I was running about one deskirtting per 12 minutes I think).

It was a silver miniskirt, so I guess I can't really blame them.\

Important note: This did not occur on Halloween.

For a silver mini... I will atleast buy a pitcher...

[Odin]

In between the lesbians, 50 year old cougars, the hot tubbing, and the requisite mini skirting this thread needs the loving touch of a coo coo kachoo.

Unfortunately I will have to touch it so THRUNT!!!!!

Remember kids, play nice so we don't have johnny law on us tonight and lets all show the sharks who the boss is of the streets

[The Reverend Floater]

MAGIC GARDEN, you fuckin' cunts!

[Odin]

Is that right next to Tommies Too, Mr Peeps, or Jiggles?

[ski_pdx]

China Town on 4th

[The Reverend Floater]

Odin, you know me. You know that a) I'd only use "cunt" in an emergency situation where such language is warranted and b) I know my classy establishments.

Imagine a world with a 7 foot ceiling, right across from a horrible chinese restaurant in China town. A world where the bouncer is an angry Samoan who won't accept passports as ID because "all his friends can get those made, cheap." A world where the corndogs taste like filet mignon, the drinks are stiff and CHEAP, the inhabitants are friendly and seedy, and a hot, Russian imigrant dances awkwardly on the loan pole on a stage not much bigger than the desk you're occupying, while her own mix CD blairs Janet Jackson's "Black Cat" through the small boombox on the stage. Pervs are abound but tip well...the bartender looks like your grandmom and the pool table is level and clean.

This is the Magic Garden. Get there and tell 'em I sent you.

[Buster Highmen]

Hung Far Low.

[bio-smear]

This is the Magic Garden. Get there and tell 'em I sent you.

Who are you, Andy Garcia? Joey Fatone?

[ptavv]

For a silver mini... I will atleast buy a pitcher...

You'd have to bring one.

I had to return mine to its owner.

[Odin]

Imagine a world with a 7 foot ceiling, right across from a horrible chinese restaurant in China town. A world where the bouncer is an angry Samoan who won't accept passports as ID because "all his friends can get those made, cheap." A world where the corndogs taste like filet mignon, the drinks are stiff and CHEAP, the inhabitants are friendly and seedy, and a hot, Russian imigrant dances awkwardly on the loan pole on a stage not much bigger than the desk you're occupying, while her own mix CD blairs Janet Jackson's "Black Cat" through the small boombox on the stage. Pervs are abound but tip well...the bartender looks like your grandmom and the pool table is level and clean.

.

Sweet Jesus, Man!

I might have to take a peak behind the curtain that is the porno shops and liquor stores in chinatown. Maybe I should combine that trip with a stop at portland meadows as well for some races.

[natty dread]

Hung Far Low.

HFL just ain't the same since it moved to the east side...

[bio-smear]

Sweet Jesus, Man!

I might have to take a peak behind the curtain that is the porno shops and liquor stores in chinatown. Maybe I should combine that trip with a stop at portland meadows as well for some races.

And then...........shrooms in the Tillamook Caves.

[Buster Highmen]

HFL just ain't the same since it moved to the east side...

HFL moved? Now I'm sad. What's become of Chinatown?

[Odin]

Shifty eyed homeless people eye the appropriation of another dirty back alley and street to the corporate interests of the condo and jamba juice crowds. Under the dumpsters, under the molding, hole filled blankets, they look out in realization that the end is coming for their once glistening food kitchen area. They are already brushed back, off the sidewalks and further into the alleyways for progress and dutifull re-innocensing of the city for wide eyed midwesterners who come from Lincoln Nebraska to come see the Japanese garden, not a 34 year old ex-plummer from Beaverton who is shooting up in a back alley with his junky girlfriend.

They got shoved back and marginalized, just like the reset of the irreverant few that live off the streets, with bottles and cans as payment. Based deep in the heroin fry cooks and tin lid boilers, there were kids of all races and colors pushed back from the dirty edge of the street into the piss soaked alleyways. Away from the gleaming shiny building fronts, and populated rock clubs, away from the soup kitchen lines even, not allowing them until it was necessary.

They came back though, time and time again, to a changing world of rebar, scaffolding and jackhammers, they slept through it on their backs, on their sides, together and on mattresses, because they didn't have another place to go.

And one by one, with beautification and citywide improvement the kitchens go silently into the night, across the river or out like the lights from stars, and we only vacantly wondered as we crossed the bridges, and fecal filled rivers, where did the old man go that used to stand at the corner of burnside and 3rd?

[Heather]

HFL moved? Now I'm sad. What's become of Chinatown?

It hasn't been the same since the satyricon got remodeled - and then closed...

But to say the Republic sucks - resturant across from magic gardens is just wrong - Mary pours some stiff cheap drinks - and the Garden, well the drinks there are just about as cheap and just as strong - But Marys jukebox rocks!

[The Reverend Floater]

But to say the Republic sucks - resturant across from magic gardens is just wrong - Mary pours some stiff cheap drinks - and the Garden, well the drinks there are just about as cheap and just as strong - But Marys jukebox rocks!

Marry me?

[Adolf Allerbush]

Two words: Magic Garden.

Agreed...into Mary's Club followed by Union Jack's and Sassy's.

Unfortunately due to it being a Wednesday that you fools are going out I'll have to pass. Thursday is my mid week drinking night...I just prefer the one work day hang over to two.

[Odin]

why not make it three for three and go into the weekend with style?

[ptavv]

Yorgo's is the only place worth going if you're looking to get good and fucked up.

[Heather]

Yorgo's is the only place worth going if you're looking to get good and fucked up.

Dang... I haven't been there before, and I do like to claim knowledge of all the best bars in town... lush that I am.

I still think Amnesia puts drugs in their beers - Mmmm.... Sleighjerker! Just 2.5 more months till its on tap!

[bio-smear]

My mouth was watering for the bratwurst, but now I think I'm gonna have a veggie burger.

[ptavv]

Too much bratwurst in your mouth lately?

[bio-smear]

Too much bratwurst in your mouth lately?

It's not much fun now that the gag reflex has gone.

[Tap]

i don't think you guys have the balls to really do some grudge drunkening

[bio-smear]

i don't think you guys have the balls to really do some grudge drunkening

If you leave now, you'll be here in time.