What does your drink say about you?

Squatch · 08-11-2007, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Phill

Me and my friend killed a fifth of this last night
I FUCKING LOVE TEQUILA

I don't know what tequila says about you, but the fact that you are posting endlessly about how drunk you get says that you are insecure and trying to compensate for it by being over-the-top in a desperate attempt to mask your feelings of being a loser.

Yes, drinking is fun. So is having sex. Neither are interesting enough on their own merits to warrant storytime. The "i got so wasted/high/tripped out" and "i fucked this girl" are the most played, cliche and boring themes to your standard crappy high school story.

In time, you'll realize how big of a tool you're being.

**Phill** · 08-11-2007, 02:30 PM

I know but im bored so I fugured that I would bore you all with stories of my night inorder to kill time.

**P_McPoser** · 08-11-2007, 02:33 PM

Nice psycho-analysis there Squatch.

Don't worry Phil, I bet even squatch was once an immature retard. I still am.

**Phill** · 08-11-2007, 02:50 PM

Well see thats the thing. I fucking did the straight A 2130 SAT no drugs no sex no alcohol for most of my school career. But now that my eyes have been opened I really don't ever want to stop being an immature moron, its so fucking fun. Me and my friends drove like 50 miles last night and in the course of that got kicked out of two parties (cause the hosts are bitches) and almost got in a fucking 12 person fight with these other fags and I was fucking wasted the whole time. That shit is about a billion times more fun that what my older "nerdier" friends were doing last night I guarantee. Anyway I was asking myself the other day why I put so much of myself on the internet. And fuck if I know, I'm not looking for reassurance thats for sure because usually I just get abuse.

**train07** · 08-11-2007, 03:46 PM

I'm visiting my ma and pa.... my ma's drink says, "you ain't gonna die peacefully, pa".
and phil, you're dangerous. I fear we will be reading about you in the newspaper someday. you can have fun but smarten up a little.

**Woodsy** · 08-11-2007, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

what if i only drink the blood of my mortal enemies?

I think that is what Yuengling means

**Woodsy** · 08-11-2007, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

tanqueray is a good choice as well. that new one made with rangpur limes is very nice. have you tried hendricks? thats an interesting one too...i was pleasantly surprized.

Bulldog Gin is yumtastic/
but what do I know I made my marg with Vitamin water cuz we are out of lime juice

**valleygirl** · 08-11-2007, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by train07

that's because you're living with..well.. you know

I DON'T live with "well... you know..." and I'm with her...

Gin knows no hourly limitations...

**train07** · 08-11-2007, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

I DON'T live with "well... you know..." and I'm with her...

Gin knows no hourly limitations...

actually, it's "well.. you know"

it's all about the ellipsis

**soul_skier** · 08-11-2007, 11:57 PM

what does a shot of cuervo, a shot of jack and a PBR back say about me?

**72Twenty** · 08-12-2007, 12:58 AM

I'm drinking a Heineken and posted my latest response here:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=91853

next I am going to pop in a ski movie and go to bed.

**AbsolutStoli** · 08-12-2007, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

Bulldog Gin is yumtastic/
but what do I know I made my marg with Vitamin water cuz we are out of lime juice

ooooh! that looks good. did you say that on purpose because its only distributed in the ny/nj area?

**BmillsSkier** · 08-13-2007, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by Phill

Anyway I was asking myself the other day why I put so much of myself on the internet. And fuck if I know, I'm not looking for reassurance thats for sure because usually I just get abuse.

Something you should consider more seriously. Most big employers now either hire a resarch firm or have their own HR dept do checks on job applicant's internet activity. Myspace, facebook, even forums are all fair game and have cost many ill-informed and shortsighted people like yourself countless jobs.

Think twice before putting everything about yourself and your imbibement habits on the interweb.

**idiot** · 08-13-2007, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Something you should consider more seriously. Most big employers now either hire a resarch firm or have their own HR dept do checks on job applicant's internet activity. Myspace, facebook, even forums are all fair game and have cost many ill-informed and shortsighted people like yourself countless jobs.

Think twice before putting everything about yourself and your imbibement habits on the interweb.

no wonder i am still a ski bum...........

oh ya its because i like skiing