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  1. 07-16-2007, 03:24 PM #1
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    I'm new here

    I was skiing last winter for like the 5th time ever, and this guy came hauling ass down the mountain and he almost rand me over. I didn't get mad though. I aked him where he learned to ski like that, and he said he learned it from watching ski movies. and so I started watching ski movies and went skiing 3 other times last year. I can do a 360. I watched this one movie on the internet where this guy jumps off a hudge cliff. he sounds pretty religious. I don't believe in god. I'm pretty sure I was able to do my 360's without the help of god. I found the company that made this movie and I started reading stuff in the forum. I think I could probably do a 720 next year. are all of you people on here religous like the guy in the movie? I want to ski more this winter. do you guys ski a lot in the winter time? I think in another winter or two I could do a 720 off a cliff. I might get hurt, but I won't blame god. I just started to ski and I love it. Maybe we could ski sometime and you could show me how to do some other tricks.
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    No one skis here, we all just post drivel as bad aliases.
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  3. 07-16-2007, 03:28 PM #3
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    It sounded like peopel ski here
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  4. 07-16-2007, 03:29 PM #4
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    FUCKN' JONG!!!
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  5. 07-16-2007, 03:30 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftard View Post
    I was skiing last winter for like the 5th time ever, and this guy came hauling ass down the mountain and he almost rand me over. I didn't get mad though. I aked him where he learned to ski like that, and he said he learned it from watching ski movies. and so I started watching ski movies and went skiing 3 other times last year. I can do a 360. I watched this one movie on the internet where this guy jumps off a hudge cliff. he sounds pretty religious. I don't believe in god. I'm pretty sure I was able to do my 360's without the help of god. I found the company that made this movie and I started reading stuff in the forum. I think I could probably do a 720 next year. are all of you people on here religous like the guy in the movie? I want to ski more this winter. do you guys ski a lot in the winter time? I think in another winter or two I could do a 720 off a cliff. I might get hurt, but I won't blame god. I just started to ski and I love it. Maybe we could ski sometime and you could show me how to do some other tricks.

    Your girl just did a 720 on my hog.
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  6. 07-16-2007, 03:33 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftard View Post
    It sounded like peopel ski here

    Nah, a lot of people make the mistake you did. There's a typo and this is the SKEET FORUM. You should ask people questions about shooting


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    Quote Originally Posted by ftard View Post
    I might get hurt, but I won't blame god.
    Every time I don't get hurt I thank Satan.
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledneckripper View Post
    FUCKN' JONG!!!
    Wow - you just got PLAY3D SNR
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  10. 07-16-2007, 03:35 PM #10
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    There are some people who sledneck on this board. You into riding snowmobiles?
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    Hey ftard...do you know Sean Penn? Jer would really, really like to meat him.
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  12. 07-16-2007, 03:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitchell333 View Post
    Wow - you just got PLAY3D SNR
    HAHA! You made a funny. Actually, I laughed, for a split second. One point to smitchell987654321
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  13. 07-16-2007, 03:37 PM #13
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    Pretty decent trolling attempt. I give you a C-. The whole, I can do 360s and blaming god gave it away though. Keep trying!
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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    Last winter I dropped a 20' cliff (which is huge for a puss like me) and yelled "Catch me Lord Lucifer!"
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    I believe he prefers to be called 'Lucy'.
    It's a tad less intimidating to newcomers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero View Post
    Pretty decent trolling attempt. I give you a C-. The whole, I can do 360s and blaming god gave it away though. Keep trying!
    i think hudge gave it away

    and c'mon BZ, with grade inflation these days it's at least a C+ . . .
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  18. 07-16-2007, 04:24 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftard View Post
    do you guys ski a lot in the winter time?
    Not really, winter sux. It's just too damn cold

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledneckripper View Post
    HAHA! You made a funny. Actually, I laughed, for a split second. One point to smitchell987654321
    Not my doing - just noting that you got suckered in by the worlds most obvious troll.
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  20. 07-16-2007, 04:58 PM #20
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    This one time I took some lighter fluid and made an inverted pentagram in the snow and lit it on fire! Well....actually, I never did that but I did once draw a pentagram with my own pee!
    Help out a pup or kitteh

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  21. 07-16-2007, 05:05 PM #21
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    #1 What's a JONG???? Me I guess.
    #2... I thought skiers were a little nicer than you guys. All the skiers I met in Colorado were nice. I guess, I don't know what to say, I just wanted to be part of this forum thing and see about skiing and stuff. I am saving money to move to the mountains so I can ski all the time. Sorry if I offended any one by talking about god, obviously not everyone was offended. I just see the ski movies and everyone is happy and I go skiing and everyone is happy, but you guys are pretty mean.
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  22. 07-16-2007, 05:07 PM #22
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    Oh yeah, Pow4brains, I made some of those by screwing some ski boots to two skate boards
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  23. 07-16-2007, 05:11 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftard View Post
    All the skiers I met in Colorado were nice.
    -10 points for another obvious troll give away. Keep trying. I have confidence in you. You can do it!
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  24. 07-16-2007, 05:13 PM #24
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    isn't the ftard/fucktard username kinda obvious too?
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  25. 07-16-2007, 05:18 PM #25
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    wow, you guys are not nice at all. and yes, ftard is fucktard. That's what everyone calls me. I guess I pretty much fail at everything
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