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  1. #726
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    Willywhit's moniker is due to his ...errr... laughable state of being.

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    tippster cannot see hsi own penis

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    P_McPoser can see Tippster's penis
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Plakespear's name comes from his love of two things: Glen Plake and Britney Spears.

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    Huk'd on fonix wrkd 4 him ^^
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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    ^^^lives on a hill

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    dufflogic22 flunked philosophy and doesn't get 'logic'
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Tye 1on's nickname in real-life is "Strap-on"

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    Gold Member wishes his wife had a stap on. and would use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Millsie View Post
    Gold Member wishes his wife had a stap on. and would use it.
    Millsie knows this because he used to give it to Gold Member all the time before he moved to Drunkofmyassastan.

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    and bean dip taped the whole thing

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    gonehuckin paid $29.95 for the video.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.

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    ...and Steep'n'Deep wants a refund, since he spent $49.99

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    Tipp made a fortune selling it overseas.
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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    NoHills has a secret crush on AKPM...

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    DaveTV doesn't own an alarm clock...

    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

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    valleygirl is afraid of clowns

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    Baconzoo is a vegan who only eats tofu bacon.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Clowns are afraid of Plakespear. Since valleygirl is also afraid of clowns, and clowns are afraid of Plakespear, and baconzoo can't eat real bacon, that makes clowns afraid of bacon, and bacon give valleygirl gas, but Plakespear likes it when she has gas. Therefore, Baconzoo turns Plakespear on with his bacon-derived buttock emmisions, which means that bacon and tofu must be high in sodium and complex carbohydrates, as such they're worth more then Valleygirl's flatulence, which means that Plakespear owes me a buck thirty-five.

    Can I borrow a buck thirty five from anyone?
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

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    Vets is offline Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
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    Ubersheist has an amazing fashion sense and a sexy accent.

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    Vets is an androgynous sexual predator.

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    adam is offline The Shred Pirate Roberts
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    AsheanMT taught him well.

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    Adam calls his right hand "Eve"

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    DaveTV tried to get Eve to come over the other night. Eve was disgusted.

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    Adam ate the damned apple... clothes are all his fault, folks!!
    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

    -- yogachik

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