If Dobish wasn't so busy trying to pawn off last year's junk on unsuspecting gear sluts he would have more time to search for internet porn.
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08-01-2007, 09:16 PM #801
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08-01-2007, 09:17 PM #802
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if my roommates weren't using up all of the bandwidth that I supply them with, I would also be able to look up more internet porn....
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08-01-2007, 09:34 PM #803
Teletubby Love
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Dobish's Roommate is Po's gay lover...
"Teletubbies love each other's cocks very much", confirms the narrator.
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08-01-2007, 09:39 PM #804
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Teletubbies are into some gay shit. They like to lick flowers and jerk each other off.
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08-01-2007, 09:51 PM #805
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I kicked Dobish's ass in our college genetics course.
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08-01-2007, 09:54 PM #806
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Gary Sinise genetically mutated a plant to make it a super plant.... he then became awesome, and by awesome I mean aliasome.
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08-01-2007, 09:55 PM #807
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By kicked as, Gary Sinise means he shoved a wilting avocado up his ass.
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08-02-2007, 09:42 AM #808
actually a ninja
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wang is just saying that because he could only fit a cucumber up his ass
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08-02-2007, 11:12 AM #809
All day long
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Skiingsamuri would really like Wanghoeby to drop the cucumber, so he could perform his famous "rusty trombone" solo.
Last edited by Stone-Free; 08-02-2007 at 11:28 AM.
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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08-02-2007, 11:16 AM #810
Media Whore
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... because Stone-Free has plans for that cucumber, and it involves several dwarves, a gasoline-powered auger, and some cheesegrits.
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08-02-2007, 11:22 AM #811
pillowpants
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Tippster was the prior owner of those dwarves. He sold them to Stone-Free after they complained about being forced to wear traffic cones during Tippster's "sphincterization of the watermelon" party trick.
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08-16-2007, 04:02 PM #812
OG
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"El Chupacabra" is actualy french
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08-16-2007, 05:44 PM #813
not quite white
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"Woodsy" is really IskiBC
It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot
Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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08-16-2007, 06:06 PM #814
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caucasian asian is actually an african
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08-16-2007, 06:10 PM #815
Because Thats How I Roll
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MTslackcountry is the toothless hillbilly we all think he is.
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08-16-2007, 06:13 PM #816
Stevens Pass Kicks Ass
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Twins is the ugly one out of the pair.........
Stevens Pass Kicks Ass
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08-16-2007, 06:14 PM #817
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TWINS only has one testicle.
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08-16-2007, 06:19 PM #818
Because Thats How I Roll
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MTslackcountry cut off my testicle and called it a rocky mountain oyster.
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08-16-2007, 07:08 PM #819
can fly!
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and fed it to TWINS
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08-16-2007, 07:34 PM #820
Skiing every day
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telemike knows this because TWINS bukkake-swapped the masticated remains with him.
"Sometimes nuthin' is a real cool hand"
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08-16-2007, 07:50 PM #821
Que demande le peuple?
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cultvo wanted to say "eeewwwwww" but said that instead.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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08-16-2007, 07:59 PM #822
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Monique once broke a toe kicking a guy in the junk for suggesting even KIDDINGLY that she needed breast augmentation.
When logic goes out the window, go with it.
-- yogachik
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08-16-2007, 08:02 PM #823
All day long
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Valley Girls new shed is actually a S & M play room.
I've been invited...Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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08-16-2007, 08:05 PM #824
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Holy Shit don't tell my dad... Originally Posted by Stone-Free
When logic goes out the window, go with it.
-- yogachik
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08-16-2007, 08:09 PM #825
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Stone-Free knows there will only be guys there, and is still going. Originally Posted by Stone-Free
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"Yesterday is the past. Tomorrow is not guaranteed. But Today, we ride."
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