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Thread: RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!

  1. 03-10-2007, 03:35 AM #1
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    Arrow RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!

    Godjesus

    Summits = get-togethers

    NOT

    HEY I CLIMB SHIT I'M SO RAD HOW DO I SAVE LIKE 3 OUNCES?

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  2. 03-10-2007, 08:29 AM #2
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    O.K. Now how about telling me what kind of watch I need to make the summit.
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  3. 03-11-2007, 06:52 AM #3
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    You're half right.
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  4. 03-11-2007, 06:57 AM #4
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    hey, does anyone want to organize a maggot mountaineering summit? maybe grab a peak? i'd like to do gannet peak in wyoming.. gannet looks like a very nice summit.
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  5. 03-11-2007, 09:46 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumper Bones View Post
    HEY I CLIMB SHIT I'M SO RAD HOW DO I SAVE LIKE 3 OUNCES?
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  6. 03-11-2007, 11:19 AM #6
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    [desperately cutting the labels out of all my clothes/]

    To the Summit!
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  7. 03-11-2007, 10:30 PM #7
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    The first rule in the Summit Club.Don`t talk about the Summit Club.
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  8. 03-11-2007, 10:37 PM #8
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  9. 03-13-2007, 11:19 AM #9
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    TWINS, I like your avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumper Bones View Post
    Godjesus
    HEY I CLIMB SHIT I'M SO RAD HOW DO I SAVE LIKE 3 OUNCES?

    this reminds me of my dad so much i'm crying with laughter.
    ...so I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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  11. 05-31-2007, 12:58 PM #11
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    Bump for RETARD MOUNTAINEERS





    Hey Suit, hows bout a sticky on this?
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  12. 05-31-2007, 01:34 PM #12
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    Where can I see nekkid pics of that 18 year old grrl who climbed the 7 summits?

    TIA

    I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.

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  13. 05-31-2007, 01:36 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by telepariah View Post
    Where can I see nekkid pics of that 18 year old grrl who climbed the 7 summits?

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    Padded room JONG!

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  14. 05-31-2007, 02:18 PM #14
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    RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!
    But meeting strangers from the internet is certainly very "homo".
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  15. 05-31-2007, 03:40 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by telepariah View Post
    Where can I see nekkid pics of that 18 year old grrl who climbed the 7 summits?

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    She didn't climb them...she pole vaulted right over them.
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    Bagtagley, buzz, jibco, skychief, fondigley?

    ever feel like you needed to click this link and indignantly reply?
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  17. 06-01-2007, 12:10 AM #17
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    this thread makes me laugh. the need for it makes me laugh more.
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  18. 06-01-2007, 04:16 PM #18
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    weight-saving tips are for pussies. if you wanna save weight, drop those 2 lbs on your man-boobs.
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  19. 06-01-2007, 04:24 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead View Post
    But meeting strangers from the internet is certainly very "homo".
    only if the cameras from "To catch a predator" are there Trackhead
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  20. 06-02-2007, 04:05 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmic suncloud
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    wha t the fuc k do know abiouyt muntaeerineng? yoiiur adip shit
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  21. 06-03-2007, 10:40 PM #21
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    hey jumper bones does your sig say Durka Durka Jihad?
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  23. 08-03-2007, 03:09 AM #23
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    sticky this shit
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  24. 08-03-2007, 12:30 PM #24
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    HEY I CLIMB SHIT I'M SO RAD HOW DO I SAVE LIKE 3 OUNCES?
    I got such a kick out of this line that I had to start a thread.
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  25. 09-20-2007, 09:19 AM #25
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    BUMP!

    Fuckin TGR NEEDS TO STICKY THIS SHIT.
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