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Thread: RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!

  1. 11-22-2009, 05:27 PM #76
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    I have half heartedly decided that this Summit's thread should actually BE the Mountaineering thread! I realized that they don't have one and that is kind of FlatLander-ist. Maybe Call that one Mountain Earing.

    And summits of people can sometimes lead to summiting mountains. It happens...
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    This is some funny ish right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shredgnar View Post
    I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.
    FTW! Sums up it perfectly. I say -save weight? Skip a meal!
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    This needs a bump.
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    thanks the fuck god I did not post some questions in here about my foray into BC and trying to skin to the top of a bunch of peaks here in Colorado and beyond.

    thanks TPP
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    "Summit" as in a gathering, stupid.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skibuminwyo View Post
    Iceman is god!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    BUMP

    "Summit" as in a gathering, stupid.
    ^^^^^^^^^
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    So, if the "Summits" thread is really all about hooking up then it stands to reason that the "Hook Up" thread is about FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!
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    Seriously though, who was fucking dumb enough to name the meetup forum "summits" on this forum and then get mad when people post about summiting?

    Fucking internet retards.
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    and no one even uses this forum for summits anymore. They just post in the main forum:
    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...=colorado+mini

    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...=colorado+mini
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  16. 04-12-2011, 03:35 PM #91
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    So, like, I keep seeing these bumper stickers that says "Cheney skis in jeans". But when I saw ol' Dick at the Summit (the one where George was holding hands with some sheik) he was wearing diplomatic garb and looked like a striped pants cookie pusher.

    What gives?
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  17. 04-14-2011, 10:23 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by timnormandin View Post
    So, if the "Summits" thread is really all about hooking up then it stands to reason that the "Hook Up" thread is about FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!
    Please don`t leave out herpes and the clap.They deserve a spot in the hookup thread also..
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  18. 05-04-2011, 09:25 AM #93
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    I hooked up with a bunch of people on the summit of Rainier last summer (14,411 no big deal). Does that count? BTW my pack only weighed 10# with water and I was wearing a Suunto Core watch. And I caught AIDS cuz I 'm a dick.
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  19. 06-15-2012, 11:01 AM #94
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    bump for retard mountaineers
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  20. 06-15-2012, 12:01 PM #95
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    Could not be more obvious there should be a climbing forum, I'm thinking about just posting mountain TRs here all summer.
    that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...
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  21. 06-21-2012, 02:41 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by counterfeitfake View Post
    Could not be more obvious there should be a climbing forum, I'm thinking about just posting mountain TRs here all summer.
    I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more, as we dont really meet each other at all any more. Last summit I remembering even hearing about was like 4 years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more, as we dont really meet each other at all any more. Last summit I remembering even hearing about was like 4 years ago.
    dude they happen all the time it is just that you are not invited.
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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  24. 06-23-2012, 10:28 PM #99
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    dude they happen all the time it is just that you are not invited.
    maybe the gaydar problem is more widespread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more
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    dude they happen all the time
    What Moose Pit said here, sort of.
    There were two sizable gatherings (and a third smaller, but still significant) in the PNW this season, both with solid regional attendance.
    They just weren't called summits, and they were posted in ski/snowboard (which sort of validates the above statement by leroy).
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