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Thread: RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!

  1. 07-15-2008, 11:48 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by TWINS View Post
    Are you retarded or just stupid? STFU asshat and get off the mountaineer forum with your poor grammar.This is a serious topic for serious mountaineers only.

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  2. 08-01-2008, 02:45 PM #52
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    OK, i was fooled. I was told I could find mountaineers that would want to go climb on this forum, i just came along to see that we are literally bickering for bickerings sake. SO lets complain about false summits. they are like premature ej*cul*tions and piss my girlfriend off. Luckily I don't even notice because my brain is swiss cheese from all the high altitude and low oxygen.

    How is that for some stupid comment.
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  3. 08-02-2008, 11:51 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Split-It View Post
    weight-saving tips are for pussies. if you wanna save weight, drop those 2 lbs on your man-boobs.
    What am I supposed to do on Sat nights if I don't have my own boobs??
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  4. 08-03-2008, 03:47 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcolingham View Post
    How is that for some stupid comment.
    I think you nailed it... spot on as it were...thank Ullr the days are getting shorter~
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  5. 09-05-2008, 12:52 PM #55
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    Hi,

    My name is Seth and I guess I'm a retarded mountaineer....
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    From Chicago none the less.
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
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  7. 09-17-2008, 08:41 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheltonsmith View Post
    Hi,and great welcome to all the members of this forum and I am new to this site.
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    No shit, JONG??? And a great welcome to you. Rontele is always interested in investing in real estate - you should PM him.
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  8. 09-23-2008, 04:17 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    No shit, JONG??? And a great welcome to you. Rontele is always interested in investing in real estate - you should PM him.
    Iceman too, he has more money than god.
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  9. 09-27-2008, 07:47 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
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  10. 12-28-2008, 10:03 AM #60
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    Bump....................
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  11. 01-01-2009, 09:52 PM #61
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    even jongs need love, but not much

    speaking of if this is for getting together what is Hook ups for?

    and how much weight will i save if i use the ex lax method?
    Last edited by skiing_Tex; 01-01-2009 at 10:07 PM.
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  12. 01-09-2009, 02:19 PM #62
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    so if I eat ex-lax and put a watch on my chin then I become a mountainer?............wait, no..I make a chin out of my watch and put ex-lax under my sac. Never mind I'll just hike...
    But what do you call it when I get to the top? oh....... Summit.
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  13. 02-18-2009, 01:07 PM #63
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  14. 03-10-2009, 09:51 AM #64
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    bump......
    In with the 9.
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    I saw a mountain once but it was tall and I could not see the summit. It must have been very high and so was I.
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    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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  16. 04-11-2009, 11:35 AM #66
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    I'm a ski mountaineer...I climb shit...literally piles. Then I ski back down. It's like the dune skiing in Colorado. So therefore I am RAD as I leave a wafting in the air.
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  17. 04-12-2009, 08:27 AM #67
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    Nice bump. I heart this thread.

    If I shave my ballsack that will save like, wow, 0.5 ounces.
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    Cut the handles off of your sporks and toothbrushes, you fucking JONGS!
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  19. 04-12-2009, 08:30 PM #69
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    I pulled the thread on my sweater. It saved a lot of weight, but I have no sweater now. Hey, check out this cool ball of yarn!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  20. 05-11-2009, 07:48 PM #70
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    Why don't you rockclimbing homo's take over this homo forum?

    If you don't summit, it doesn't count.

    Plus, you can debate freeclimbing vs. freeballing
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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    I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seagull View Post
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  23. 10-15-2009, 12:34 PM #73
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    You need a YELLOW watch to summit.

    And I summited 20 times down at the rock gym yesterday.
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