The first superthread attempt.

**shmoesmith** · 04-25-2007, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

I'm home.. ok really...

shouldn'ta called ya.

GRRRRRR!!!!! I can be a nasty mean person. You shouldn't regret calling me ever. That is what friends are there for. But if you call me and are doing something stupid, I'm going to chew your ass out...also what friends are for.

Hope you are having a good night. I'll probably call you later to keep ya in line!!

-D

**BmillsSkier** · 04-25-2007, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Tye 1on

....and a hint.....according to Tye Webb, it's....

A DANISH.

cant believe this one wasnt answered....

**brutah** · 04-25-2007, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by dn4989

My brother's wife has been hounding Mrs. DN4989 for 3 days about a $25.00 check for a wedding shower gift they bought together.

She needs to step-the-fuck-off!

I'll explain:
#1 She is a royal-pain-in-the-ass-ex-vegan-now-eatin'-biatchhhhhhh.
#2 $25.00 is not an issue for her.
#3 We will see her in 3 days (we planned on giving it to her then in cash)
#4 She lives 2+ hours away, so dropping it off is not really an option.
#5 $25 is on the counter awaiting delivery with a sticky note attached. I think she will get her fucking money.
#6 She hates me because during the vegan years, I asked her this, "Are you still against the merciless persecution of chicken embryos?"

What is her problem?

give the $25 in pennies, and continue to fuck with her that's what family is for

maybe start trying to back out of paying her back.......

mail her a penny a day and say that's all you can afford at the moment and that you hope she accepts your payment plan.....

**highflyingpilot** · 04-25-2007, 09:46 PM

Give her $25 in stamps and explain that technically, they are legal tender.

**72Twenty** · 04-25-2007, 09:49 PM

My cat just ate a bug.

**BmillsSkier** · 04-25-2007, 10:07 PM

Just had to share this pic from a recent trip to Amsterdam. This thread seems appropriate.

**72Twenty** · 04-25-2007, 11:20 PM

I can't do this all on my own... I'm no Superman.

**dn4989** · 04-26-2007, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by BRUTAH

give the $25 in pennies, and continue to fuck with her that's what family is for

maybe start trying to back out of paying her back.......

mail her a penny a day and say that's all you can afford at the moment and that you hope she accepts your payment plan.....

I like your style. I know I can get Canadian change easy, Maybe I'll throw in some loonies and twonies.

**detroit** · 04-26-2007, 03:16 AM

I just saved the day for everybody. They are threatening to fire me. If they do I will move to the mountains. I dare them to fire me.

**AsheanMT** · 04-26-2007, 03:36 AM

I'll see your crying baby and raise you a shitty diaper

**detroit** · 04-26-2007, 04:37 AM

It's 6:36am and I'm wasted.

I have to call my boss. He should be awake anytime now.

**dn4989** · 04-26-2007, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by detroit

I just saved the day for everybody. They are threatening to fire me. If they do I will move to the mountains. I dare them to fire me.

WTF? You save the day, and they want to fire you?

**detroit** · 04-26-2007, 12:26 PM

Okay, I'm the the hero again, at least until tomorrow.

**dn4989** · 04-26-2007, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by detroit

Okay, I'm the the hero again, at least until tomorrow.

Is this your boss?

Click on quicktime of WMP your choice.

**Bodhi** · 04-26-2007, 02:52 PM

I hate when flem gets stuck in your throat and you just cant hack it up no matter what you do, keep trying and only small peices of it come up...dammit.

Aw, fuckit. I'm going home.

**TeleHoar** · 04-26-2007, 03:25 PM

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

But only one way to change a nickle.

**dn4989** · 04-26-2007, 04:10 PM

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**Gordyman** · 04-26-2007, 05:15 PM

I didn't know what to expect when I began reading this thread like 35 gadamm minutes ago. But I am impressed. I am stupified by the talent and creativity on display here. Like Milton. Thanks man.
And although I will never get back the 6 minutes I lost watching that Knight Rider wedding scene, I have no regrets. And I will read the rest of the 50 goddammmm pages when I have more time to piss away.
Thank you all.

**72Twenty** · 04-26-2007, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

this thread did not get a lot of attention today.

come to think of it, neither did I...

how YOU doin'?

**f2f** · 04-26-2007, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

**72Twenty** · 04-26-2007, 07:49 PM

ALMOST TO PAGE 50!!!!

**detroit** · 04-27-2007, 12:16 AM

Does anyone remember "Great space coaster"?

**detroit** · 04-27-2007, 01:17 AM

Bastard just hung up on me.

**dn4989** · 04-27-2007, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by detroit

Does anyone remember "Great space coaster"?

"It's the great space coaster get on board, of the great space coaster, we'll explore, a fantasy...................fast and free......With new friends and new things to see, we'll spin you through the galaxy....