The baseball thread.

**MassLiberal** · 04-20-2007, 08:30 PM

love that dirty water!!

sox win, thanks mariano.

**smmokan** · 04-20-2007, 08:31 PM

Heh. I jinxed them, sue me.

Of course, it didn't help that Rivera's cutter wasn't cutting. I'd be a little concerned about that.

**MassLiberal** · 04-20-2007, 08:51 PM

Regardless, it was a great baseball game. I love that I gnaw all my nails off and it's only april.

**72Twenty** · 04-20-2007, 09:12 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!!

My man Craig Biggio just hit a GRAND SLAM in the top of the 9th to put the Astros up 6-4, but in the bottom of the 9th the Beers hit a HR off of Lidge and it is now 6-5 'Stros. I'm watching the web-cast thingy on MLB.com....

**Long Duck Dong** · 04-20-2007, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by MassLiberal

sox win

I'm not sure how thats possible, given that the Yanks are sweeping the series. Irul, can you explain that?

**72Twenty** · 04-20-2007, 09:21 PM

ASTROS 6, BREWERS 5, thanks to a GRAND SLAM by BIGGIO!!!!!!

I wish I could have seen it on TV. I'll have to watch Baseball Tonight later!!!!

Astros have won 5 in a row, longest current winning streak in MLB...

AND... puts 'em on top of the NL Central!!!

WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

(just let me enjoy it while it lasts and before the Cards start kicking everyone's ass again....)

**MassLiberal** · 04-21-2007, 04:38 PM

I must say. Okajima is nasty. me likey.

**72Twenty** · 04-21-2007, 04:49 PM

SOMEDAY....... the Rockies are going to be a solid and consistent team. Just you wait....

**MassLiberal** · 04-21-2007, 05:00 PM

they might be, maybe.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 04-21-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by MassLiberal

I must say. Okajima is nasty. me rikey-rike.

Disgusting. And you call yourself a Mass. liberal.

**stump832** · 04-21-2007, 05:24 PM

I'm horrified.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 04-21-2007, 05:31 PM

Crucify him on a cross of General Tso's chicken and lapsang oolong teabags. I know I've got one around here somewhere.

**MassLiberal** · 04-21-2007, 06:20 PM

no teabagging, please.

That's A-rod 's department.

**72Twenty** · 04-21-2007, 08:04 PM

'Stros are down by 2 in the top of the ninth (fingers crossed....)

Rockies are getting rocked by the Padres.... AGAIN.

My teams are losing today.

**CantDog** · 04-21-2007, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

'Stros are down by 2 in the top of the ninth (fingers crossed....)

Rockies are getting rocked by the Padres.... AGAIN.

My teams are losing today.

Nobody cares. This is very clearly a red sox and yankees thread.

**smmokan** · 04-21-2007, 08:55 PM

The Rockies went cold very quickly. I hope they can turn things around soon.

**72Twenty** · 04-21-2007, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by CantDog

Nobody cares. This is very clearly a red sox and yankees thread.

Just like any other baseball tread on this board, because apparently Major League Baseball consists of only two teams. Hell, why do we even have a season? They should just move one of them to the NL and have a 6 month long World Series between the Yankees and Red Sox every year so you guys can measure your dicks and throw beer and pizza at each other all summer long.

**MassLiberal** · 04-21-2007, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

Just like any other baseball tread on this board, because apparently Major League Baseball consists of only two teams. Hell, why do we even have a season? They should just move one of them to the NL and have a 6 month long World Series between the Yankees and Red Sox every year so you guys can measure your dicks and throw beer and pizza at each other all summer long.

that's the best idea i've ever heard!!

**f2f** · 04-21-2007, 11:29 PM

**MassLiberal** · 04-22-2007, 02:06 PM

Yankees fans? Anything to say? How's that prediction doin for ya, irul?

**Benny Profane** · 04-22-2007, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

Just like any other baseball tread on this board, because apparently Major League Baseball consists of only two teams. Hell, why do we even have a season? They should just move one of them to the NL and have a 6 month long World Series between the Yankees and Red Sox every year so you guys can measure your dicks and throw beer and pizza at each other all summer long.

That's brilliant! Especially since our dicks are so much bigger than any other fans. But, of course, the Sox fans have that wittle wittle problem......like.....26"-1.

**shmerham** · 04-22-2007, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

That's brilliant! Especially since our dicks are so much bigger than any other fans. But, of course, the Sox fans have that wittle wittle problem......like.....26"-1.

It's 26 - 5. I mean, if you want to limit it to a certain time period, you could do the last 5 years, in which case it would be Red Sox 1, Yankees 0.

**squirrelmurphy** · 04-22-2007, 07:25 PM

ahahahahahahahaha

too bad manny's in a slump and no one can hit wright's changeup

**stump832** · 04-22-2007, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

That's brilliant! Especially since our dicks are so much bigger than any other fans. But, of course, the Sox fans have that wittle wittle problem......like.....26"-1.

I give this post an F+. The + is for decent grammar.

**Benny Profane** · 04-22-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by shmerham

It's 26 - 5. I mean, if you want to limit it to a certain time period, you could do the last 5 years, in which case it would be Red Sox 1, Yankees 0.

Now that's revisionist history for you. But remember, in a few years it will be eight years, and then twelve, etc, and that right column will still be filled with a lonely 1.