The first superthread attempt.

**rideit** · 03-19-2007, 06:29 PM

Imagine the power of a queef by a fifty foot tall woman?

**steve** · 03-19-2007, 06:32 PM

**brutah** · 03-19-2007, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by smalls

a girl in my seventh grade class once sneezed and then immediately farted. something to the effect of " aaahCHEW, brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaap".

we were sitting on metal folding chairs and her fart echoed like whoa. needless to say, she left the room crying. never came back to school.

That's because she blew UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Jax** · 03-19-2007, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Imagine the power of a queef by a fifty foot tall woman?

She could use sheep as a tampon!

**rideit** · 03-19-2007, 07:17 PM

Put on a brass bra, then you will be cold!

**f2f** · 03-19-2007, 07:21 PM

i'm here to post in this important thread.

**rideit** · 03-19-2007, 07:21 PM

I want to ravish your avatar.

(Not you, F2F, keep dreaming!!!)

**mrryde** · 03-19-2007, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by steve

fIXED IT FOR YA

**rideit** · 03-19-2007, 07:27 PM

^^^^^good, but it would be even better if it had his real work and phone #'s!

**steve** · 03-19-2007, 07:34 PM

**hikeitfirst** · 03-19-2007, 07:40 PM

Life becomes...

**highflyingpilot** · 03-19-2007, 07:50 PM

poetic...

**mrryde** · 03-19-2007, 07:56 PM

Asparagus makes my pee smell funny

**steve** · 03-19-2007, 08:12 PM

**f2f** · 03-19-2007, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

Yummy, but somewhat evil stuff.

pee? i had no idea!

**72Twenty** · 03-19-2007, 08:15 PM

**shmoesmith** · 03-19-2007, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by valleygirl

There was a gorilla at Benson's Animal Farm in Hudson NH that used to spit at the visitors...

When that zoo closed he went to live in Pensacola FL where they showed him sex education tapes as he had no idea what on earth to do w/the female they brought him with which to procreate.

1234

**steve** · 03-19-2007, 08:45 PM

**dn4989** · 03-19-2007, 09:16 PM

**f2f** · 03-19-2007, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by dn4989

http://www.despair.com/daretoslack.html

i think the intarwebs failed you today

**Chemical Ali' The Wax Master** · 03-19-2007, 09:49 PM

Rachael Ray has small boobies

**rideit** · 03-19-2007, 09:59 PM

Giada DeLaurentis has delightfully comedic boobies.
And a perfect waist.

And a MASSIVE forehead.

Nigella lawson is beyond voluptuous.

**shmoesmith** · 03-19-2007, 10:58 PM

it's been a few hours since this has been at the top of the forum.

**Jax** · 03-19-2007, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Giada DeLaurentis has delightfully comedic boobies.
And a perfect waist.

And a MASSIVE forehead.

Not to mention those teeth; my SO is always commenting on how big her mouth is. At least she can cook. Rachael Ray is the fast food of food network. Does she ever stop talking? And now she has her own magazine? 40$ in a day? Try tipping you selfish little cunt.

Good god...