Check Out Our Shop
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 65

Thread: happy steak and BJ day

  1. 03-14-2007, 11:53 AM #1
    mntlion's Avatar
    mntlion
    mntlion is offline gear pimp extraordinaire
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Banff
    Posts
    22,523

    happy steak and BJ day

    Steak & BJ Day - www.SteakandBJ.com

    This website was built to honour the greatest holiday of the year. On March 14th of every year, let it be known as "Steak and BJ Day!". The women created Valentines Day and somehow convinced Hallmark to make a big deal out of one day of the year. This is our chance as men to add to our annual holidays!

    On March 14th, we ask of two things from our the special women (or men) in our lives.





    We don't want any cards, flowers or anything like that. We simply want Steak and BJ. No need to run to the Hallmark store or flower shop. They're nice and may add to the overall effect but all we need is Steak and BJ.


    Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk… I Love You! That’s great for women! As men, we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store.


    We’re men. We have simple needs. We can call it Steak Day but let’s just be upfront with our women… Steak and BJ Day! You know, after I think about it, forget the steak! So ladies, as a request to all of you women that were treated to a great holiday a couple weeks ago, please kindly cook us a steak and get down on your knees.


    In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

    It’s March 14th
    You know what that means
    I’ll gobble your knob
    And juggle your beans
    Now eat your steak
    Like a good little chum
    And when you’re all finished
    I’ll swallow your cum!

    Love me tender
    Love me sweet
    On March 14th
    It’s all about your meat!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 03-14-2007, 12:02 PM #2
    shirk
    shirk is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    North Vancouver
    Posts
    6,473
    A good day.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 03-14-2007, 12:04 PM #3
    MOHSHSIHd's Avatar
    MOHSHSIHd
    MOHSHSIHd is offline Registered User
    Send a message via AIM to MOHSHSIHd
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    People's Republic of Shitshow
    Posts
    7,581
    I got the steak part covered......but the bj part is not covered yet.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 03-14-2007, 12:07 PM #4
    Cruiser's Avatar
    Cruiser
    Cruiser is offline Sharp as a bowling ball.
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Fraggle Rock, CO
    Posts
    8,015
    Martha Stewart Voice: "It's a good thing."
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 03-14-2007, 12:10 PM #5
    gregm's Avatar
    gregm
    gregm is offline Occasional User
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Cascadia
    Posts
    177
    3/14 is also pi day.

    happy pi day.

    there's probably a 'pi' - 'pie' joke in here someplace.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 03-14-2007, 12:46 PM #6
    nesta's Avatar
    nesta
    nesta is offline Z-11 Ski Club
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    British Alberlumbia
    Posts
    1,351
    got the flank steak marinating in the fridge right now! Excellent weather here in Fernie for BBQ'ing and fellatio. Can't wait for dessert.
    "if it's called tourist season, why can't we just shoot them?"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 03-14-2007, 12:47 PM #7
    Hutch
    Hutch is offline ....................
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    5,516
    clicking on that link crashed my computer. Does that mean I'm not eligible?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 03-14-2007, 12:48 PM #8
    buckethead's Avatar
    buckethead
    buckethead is offline safe as milk
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    low and inside
    Posts
    6,591
    damn, gregm.
    the cat in your avatar looks like one of mine...down to the charmingly demented expression. excellent!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 03-14-2007, 12:48 PM #9
    skadams.ca
    skadams.ca is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Victoria, BC
    Posts
    458
    and a fine day it is!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 03-14-2007, 12:54 PM #10
    MacDaddy's Avatar
    MacDaddy
    MacDaddy is offline Be good, or be good at it
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Sandy UT
    Posts
    3,405
    can we get B.R. from all you lucky bastids that actually get both today...

    this would be a long shot any ol time in my book...now that Im married foget about it!
    Points on their own sitting way up high
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 03-14-2007, 02:21 PM #11
    The Dad's Avatar
    The Dad
    The Dad is offline defines PSIA level 11
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Redwood City and Alpine Meadows, CA
    Posts
    8,276
    Quote Originally Posted by nesta View Post
    got the flank steak marinating in the fridge right now
    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
    not counting days 2016-17
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 03-14-2007, 02:26 PM #12
    valleygirl's Avatar
    valleygirl
    valleygirl is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    not THAT Valley...
    Posts
    1,218
    May you all get your heart's desire...

    Happy Day!
    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

    -- yogachik
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 03-14-2007, 02:28 PM #13
    irul&ublo's Avatar
    irul&ublo
    irul&ublo is offline "The Harmonizer"
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,977
    Quote Originally Posted by valleygirl View Post
    May you all get your heart's desire...

    Happy Day!

    Hey...its not polite to talk with your mouth full
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 03-14-2007, 02:32 PM #14
    valleygirl's Avatar
    valleygirl
    valleygirl is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    not THAT Valley...
    Posts
    1,218
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Hey...its not polite to talk with your mouth full


    hmmmm
    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

    -- yogachik
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 03-14-2007, 04:21 PM #15
    The Dad's Avatar
    The Dad
    The Dad is offline defines PSIA level 11
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Redwood City and Alpine Meadows, CA
    Posts
    8,276
    Quote Originally Posted by valleygirl View Post


    mmmmm
    Fixed it for ya.
    not counting days 2016-17
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 03-14-2007, 04:26 PM #16
    macdadmorgan's Avatar
    macdadmorgan
    macdadmorgan is offline Revolutionary Rebel
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Clean Like Amonia, Sick Like Pneumonia, MA
    Posts
    509
    damm. i celebrated a day early.
    If you have a problem with macdadmorgan, you have a problem with yourself.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 03-14-2007, 04:29 PM #17
    irul&ublo's Avatar
    irul&ublo
    irul&ublo is offline "The Harmonizer"
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,977
    Quote Originally Posted by macdadmorgan View Post
    damm. i celebrated a day early.
    Don't worry...you'll get that taste out of your mouth somehow.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 03-14-2007, 04:34 PM #18
    macdadmorgan's Avatar
    macdadmorgan
    macdadmorgan is offline Revolutionary Rebel
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Clean Like Amonia, Sick Like Pneumonia, MA
    Posts
    509
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Don't worry...you'll get that taste out of your mouth somehow.

    Waka Waka Waka
    If you have a problem with macdadmorgan, you have a problem with yourself.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 03-14-2007, 04:44 PM #19
    SkiEvil's Avatar
    SkiEvil
    SkiEvil is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Jagoff City
    Posts
    993
    just had a porterhouse, doubt if wifey will go for the BJ.
    Courage + believe = life. Life is not about how many breaths you take. It's what you do with those breaths
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 03-14-2007, 05:03 PM #20
    comish's Avatar
    comish
    comish is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Mammoth Lakes
    Posts
    3,682
    Thanks for reminding us/her about this very important date
    He who has the most fun wins!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 03-14-2007, 05:03 PM #21
    valleygirl's Avatar
    valleygirl
    valleygirl is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    not THAT Valley...
    Posts
    1,218
    Quote Originally Posted by alpinedad View Post
    Fixed it for ya.
    There shoulda been a 'u' in it.
    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

    -- yogachik
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 03-14-2007, 05:22 PM #22
    seanyob
    seanyob is offline Squaw JONG
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    lost
    Posts
    1,070
    Quote Originally Posted by valleygirl View Post
    There shoulda been a 'u' in it.

    I like you. What are you doing tonight?
    Last edited by seanyob; 03-14-2007 at 05:27 PM. Reason: forgot to try and seal the deal ;)
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 03-14-2007, 05:30 PM #23
    Zeedashbo's Avatar
    Zeedashbo
    Zeedashbo is offline powered by opiates
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    X=Z-BO
    Posts
    3,456
    Quote Originally Posted by seanyob View Post
    I like you. What are you doing tonight?


    sounds like she's pimpin you out from 3,000 miles away.
    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 03-14-2007, 05:30 PM #24
    valleygirl's Avatar
    valleygirl
    valleygirl is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    not THAT Valley...
    Posts
    1,218
    Quote Originally Posted by seanyob View Post
    I like you. What are you doing tonight?
    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=79932

    nothing much.
    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

    -- yogachik
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 03-14-2007, 05:34 PM #25
    Hacksaw
    Hacksaw is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    2,097
    Now that's something worth celebrating......
    "True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« PSA: Dynafit Beast clamps on STP.... | Discount Salt lake tickets »

Similar Threads

  1. How to do a steak up right - deglaze the fond, bitch!
    By Tap in forum General Ski / Snowboard Discussion
    Replies: 60
    Last Post: 04-10-2008, 11:37 AM
  2. Reminder: today is Steak and BJ Day
    By dbp in forum The Padded Room
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 03-14-2007, 07:55 PM
  3. A Philly Cheese Steak TR 12-14-06
    By JTrue in forum Tech Talk
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 02-05-2007, 04:38 PM
  4. Hey SLC Bitches: Who wants a steak lunch on me?
    By grizzle6 in forum General Ski / Snowboard Discussion
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 10-20-2006, 09:31 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules