So the realization today that there is a "Snow Conditions and Weather" forum got me thinking that there is indeed life outside of Gear Swap, Ski/Snowboard and Sprockets (in the summer). But who posts in those other locations?
disclaimer: Before you all get your panties further wadded (yes, the assumption is being made that of late most have their panties wadded) this is not a thread suggesting more or less forum topics.
Who is Captain Maggot?
So, if you've posted in every forum, step forward, you are a candidate.
If you've started a thread in every forum, you are a serious contender. Considering the forum topics, Captain Maggot would have these qualities (and more of course):
- well versed in topics from all realms and able to display both wit, humor, and be able to give a JONG a solid beat down, not to mention the occasional TR (ski/snowboard)
- resort skier as well as a backcountry afficianado (slide zone)
- gear whore who unloads it and buys it (gear swap)
- mountains are not only for sliding on snow (Sprocket Rockets)
- water is just another form of snow in which to play (Surf and Kayak)
- traveling to ski is old hat and parties with other maggots is a norm (Summits)
- despite his/her abilities, injury has not escaped Captain Maggot (Gimp Central)
- need gear advice? Got spec questions? No worries for this maggot (Tech Talk)
- asking and responding to the trivial and complex - check (Ask TGR)
- the occasional pr0n and randomness is like old hat (Padded Room)
- Captain Maggot could *almost* hang with Red Baron (Snow Conditions and Weather)
- The occasional ride share is good for the planet and Captain Maggot - (Hook up)
- Well educated? A life outside the boards? Yep (Music, Books, Movies)
- Not only part of the history but making it (Archives and Hall of Fame)
Who is it? IS there anyone who can step up and claim legend status? (besides Roo of course)
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02-20-2007, 01:42 PM #1
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The search is on - who is Captain Maggot?
"In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
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02-20-2007, 01:44 PM #2
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My money is on Rideit.
"It's too bad that a lot of people have never experienced the feeling of rollerblading in the cool air of a summer evening"
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02-20-2007, 01:45 PM #3
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Mine is on iceman.
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"Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater
"once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master
"As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy
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02-20-2007, 01:47 PM #4
Checked out
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One vote for Def Jef.
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02-20-2007, 01:52 PM #5
Obstinate Oldskooligan
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Also must have started thread in the etheral Bacon, Burps and Farts forum.
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02-20-2007, 01:52 PM #6
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Sheet, not close.
Originally Posted by Pow4Brains
I vote for Fez. He's not the most prolific but knows a lot about a lot.
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02-20-2007, 01:52 PM #7
*NOT* an expert
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I'm voting for Def Jef's mom! Originally Posted by iskibc
Originally Posted by blurred
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02-20-2007, 01:54 PM #8
yelgatgab
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Iceman or SSD
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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02-20-2007, 01:56 PM #9
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Altagirl fits all that and then some.
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02-20-2007, 01:58 PM #10
Youre not the boss of me
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telefunken?
Decisions Decisions
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02-20-2007, 01:59 PM #11
Hiding in AK
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Your employer pays you to post this stuff??????? Or are you just bored out of your skull. Not hard for you to do, considering you have two holes in it.
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02-20-2007, 02:00 PM #12
I'm Real Fucking Noble!
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fuckagoat.
Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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02-20-2007, 02:04 PM #13
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Gosh, gee....I have WAY too much time on my hands! Originally Posted by flowtron
BUT:
I can't surf
I don't know shit about weather
Here is a little secret....
(I made the Bacon Forum happen, and I have the PM's to prove it...hehe!)
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02-20-2007, 02:10 PM #14
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Where is my long lost love? Originally Posted by rideit
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"Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater
"once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master
"As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy
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02-20-2007, 02:12 PM #15
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Slumbering in the deep sleep of malaise, depression, and winter. She may bloom as the Apple blossoms flower, and as such, will be beautiful, and ephemeral.
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02-20-2007, 02:15 PM #16
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give rontele some time. if he knows there's a captain maggot title, I'm sure he'll do what he can to claim it. Originally Posted by powstash
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02-20-2007, 02:21 PM #17
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Easy. Captain maggot (or magette) is crowned at every annual summit. The first person to start the "2008 summit at _______?" thread nominates a panel of three maggots, judging in several categories, the selection of which I leave up to the maggots.
The coronation is given by the person who travels the farthest to attend the summit, which is probably Roo and he knows about coronations more than any of us anyway.
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02-20-2007, 02:22 PM #18
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Yeah, if only he was a little better educated ... Originally Posted by Danno
Amen to that. Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
Ein Berg ohne Absturzgefahr ist nur noch Attrappe. (Reinhold Messner)
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02-20-2007, 02:22 PM #19
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As a Rontele alias I would agree. He is all over the forum all the time. Originally Posted by Danno
I am sure me and his other couple of dozen aliases would support that!
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02-20-2007, 02:23 PM #20
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rontele?
I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.
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02-20-2007, 02:29 PM #21
is back at it
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I never go into "Surf", "Kayak", or "Snow and Weather Conditions", so I have no idea.
Is Rontele in any Hall of Fame threads though?
I would say, uh, Yossarian, or maybe Crinkle."Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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02-20-2007, 02:40 PM #22
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Come on it's Superstar Punani.
Move along nothing to see here.
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02-20-2007, 02:43 PM #23
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give him time, and there will be a separate forum called "The Rontele Hall of Fame"
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02-20-2007, 03:01 PM #24
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There are Fora outside of Ski/Snowboard, The Padded Room, and Music, Books, and Movies?
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02-20-2007, 03:06 PM #25
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aw shucks, I am flattered. While i don't currently have any Hall of Fame threads, I do think the work bathrooms =slay3d is worthy. That thread got snowsprite to talk about taking a dump.
That being said, I am not basom. He just kills it, he should be coronated King of TGR, and given the hereditary title.
But if the pressure mounts, I would be willing to consider the title of Duke of Alias. Originally Posted by Roo
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